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evanescencel0ver people say that love is the most important thing in the world but personally i think oxigen is more important

3/28/2013 5:37:48 PM | Report

happyone123 @booklover:) would you like a position?

9/9/2012 12:52:08 PM | Report

happyone123 Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"

9/7/2012 11:03:57 PM | Report

evanescencel0ver ill try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

11/22/2012 10:09:47 PM | Report

evanescencel0ver its alright if you disagree with me i cant force you to be right

11/22/2012 9:59:36 PM | Report

evanescencel0ver just remember if the world didnt suck we would all fall off

11/22/2012 9:54:02 PM | Report

evanescencel0ver if toast always lands butter side up and a cat always lands on its feet what will happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat?

11/22/2012 9:44:14 PM | Report

evanescencel0ver love is the only kind of fire thats never covered by insurance

11/22/2012 7:20:50 PM | Report

booklover:) A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs, helps you back up, then pushes you down again and laughs even harder.

9/8/2012 1:26:01 PM | Report

happyone123 All positions are now open!

9/2/2012 10:32:02 AM | Report

happyone123 YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU You're so lazy u didn't read all the "YOU"s & u didn't notice 1 is "YOO" And ur disappointed because u couldnt find it

8/25/2012 12:15:50 PM | Report

happyone123 OK, VP and Secretary are now open, so If you would like to be one of them or a custom officer, fill out this form on my profile page Please! 1. How often are on/can you post? 2. Is your profile visible?(so I can post updates, warnings, etc.) 3. What postion would you like? 4. If a custom officer, what would you like the name to be?

8/24/2012 7:14:27 PM | Report

happyone123 I'm going to make the custom officers, so if you want one tell me what you want it to be named, why you would be good( please do this in a comment on my profile!), and I'll let you know if you got it within a week of you commenting! Thanks girlies!

8/23/2012 9:04:05 PM | Report

happyone123 OK THIS IS NOT A QUOTE THIS IS SERIOUS!!!! My little sister has a pair of the Twinkle Toes Light ups, and she hasnt worn them in MONTHS. Today i'm mostly in my room alone all of a sudden they go off by themselves! when they go off, they lightt up, then stop for 1 second, and start again. I NEVER touched them! I went to the basement to check on the clothes and went back up to my room and they were going off! Anybody know how???

8/23/2012 4:36:09 PM | Report

happyone123 I set fire to the bread Watched it burn as my mom slapped my head Then she screamed while I cried And i ran outside into the rain The rain! I set fire to the bread Then i threw it at Katniss' head Then she screamed and I cried And i went back inside Out of the rain The rain!

8/22/2012 11:25:56 AM | Report

happyone123 Coach: Run like the wind! Me: But wind can't run!

8/21/2012 3:06:37 PM | Report

happyone123 I'm not shy.. I just don't like you-- a shirt I saw...

8/19/2012 9:20:09 PM | Report

happyone123 I realized the today that I fell in love with someone. They broke my heart, while trying to be gentle. I just about cried. No one should say "No hard feelings" to me. It only makes me feel worse than I did before they said that.

8/14/2012 10:04:50 AM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Pineapples smell nothing like pine trees, taste nothing like apples and look nothing like either."

8/12/2012 9:50:07 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Kindle, You saved our lives! Sincerely, trees."

8/12/2012 9:41:50 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Going to bed and counting how many hours of sleep you're going to get."

8/12/2012 9:32:48 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you want to scare someone, but they take too long to come out."

8/12/2012 9:32:15 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?"

8/12/2012 9:30:58 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question. Not a challenge."

8/12/2012 9:29:56 PM | Report

ellie hills Congratulations! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please press Control + W

8/12/2012 9:12:14 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls hahahahaha nice one! i actually fell for it, I should try that on my club.....

8/13/2012 7:33:54 PM | Report

ellie hills Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

8/12/2012 9:09:18 PM | Report

ellie hills Save a tree, eat a beaver.

8/12/2012 9:06:58 PM | Report

ellie hills was it a cat i saw? Read it backwards.

8/12/2012 9:06:09 PM | Report

ellie hills .

8/12/2012 9:05:18 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Psh, I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug."

8/9/2012 10:05:33 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear floor, I missed you! Sincerely, girl who doesn't clean that often."

8/9/2012 9:46:26 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear National Geographic article about hippos eating people, I THOUGHT THEY ONLY ATE WHITE MARBLES!!!! Sincerely, terrified reader."

8/9/2012 9:45:15 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear people trying to make a point, ... Sincerely, I just made three. What now?"

8/9/2012 9:44:17 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Mufasa, You only had one life left? Oh, my bad... Sincerely, Scar"

8/9/2012 9:42:13 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you're in super deep thought, then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."

8/9/2012 9:40:30 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Telling people you're tired, when in reality you're just bored."

8/9/2012 9:39:04 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I love throwing random things at people, and acting like it wasn't you."

8/9/2012 9:38:07 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you're waiting for text, but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply."

8/9/2012 9:36:27 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear celebrities, I know how you feel. Everyone is searching for me too. Sincerely, Waldo."

8/9/2012 9:33:33 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Waldo, Please return my invisibility cloak. This prank on the muggles has gone on long enough. Sincerely, Harry."

8/9/2012 9:33:02 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Bellatrix, I think you killed the wrong Black. Sincerely, it's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!"

8/9/2012 9:31:43 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear stuffy nose, Please pick a side! Sincerely, tired of rolling over every 5 seconds."

8/9/2012 9:31:21 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 Me: "But why?!" Mom" "Because I said so!" Me: "Good one mom, you should be a lawyer."

8/9/2012 9:26:19 PM | Report

happyone123 @PaytonK totally! Just tell me why you would be good and I'll give u the position!

8/9/2012 9:15:04 PM | Report

happyone123 There is no problem when you see a spider... There is a problem when it disappears.

8/6/2012 1:00:53 PM | Report

Payton K can i be treasurer

8/8/2012 1:57:49 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear guys who ask why girls go to the bathroom in pairs, You are going to face a troll by yourself? Sincerely, Harry Potter fans who don't wish to die."

8/5/2012 10:50:38 PM | Report

Payton K yes!! myrtle got killed, ginny got abducted, katie got cursed, and hermione was attacked my a troll

8/8/2012 1:56:52 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear world, Come to the nerdy side... Sincerely, we have pi."

8/5/2012 10:17:03 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear tissue box, Are you mocking my allergies by having a field of flowers on your box? Sincerely, I am offended but I still need you!"

8/5/2012 10:09:46 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Pac-Man, Do you need some help? Sincerely, Ghostbusters."

8/5/2012 10:07:06 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Domino's pizza is now served with real cheese, What were you using before...?!?!?! Sincerely, concerned customer."

8/5/2012 10:05:58 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear cat, Please refrain from attacking every noisy object in my room while I try to sleep. Sincerely, it's 4:37 a.m."

8/5/2012 10:04:00 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Waldo, Care to join us? Sincerely, ninjas."

8/5/2012 9:57:22 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear <, Just think, ten years ago, we didn't even know each other. Bless this generation for bringing us together! Sincerely, 3."

8/5/2012 9:55:48 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear freshly polished coffee table, Spinning around on my stomach has never been so fun! Sincerely, WHEEEEE!!!!"

8/5/2012 9:54:19 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent."

8/5/2012 9:51:20 PM | Report

Payton K on fb someone was like can anyone teach me to talk in an american accent? and i said uh talk normal

8/8/2012 2:01:19 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture."

8/5/2012 9:49:41 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "You coming to that thing tonight? - I wasn't invited." (Awwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkwwwwwwaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddd!!!!!!!!)

8/5/2012 9:48:00 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That feeling of EPICNESS when you draw a wicked straight line without a ruler."

8/5/2012 9:44:22 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when your stomach gurgles loudly during the most quiet situations."

8/5/2012 9:43:05 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I hate math, but I love counting... money!"

8/5/2012 9:42:00 PM | Report

happyone123 I have never looked at the ceiling without thinking there were stars there :p **** I was looking at the stars last night and I thought to myself, "Wheere the heck is the ceiling?"

8/2/2012 9:48:43 PM | Report

happyone123 Crush: "What's up?" Me: "Nothing... Just sitting here wishing you loved me...."

7/31/2012 8:02:53 PM | Report

ellie hills Energized bunny arrested, charged with battery.

7/30/2012 11:24:47 AM | Report

ellie hills Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls.

7/30/2012 11:23:14 AM | Report

ellie hills If you fall, I'll be there for you. -Floor

7/30/2012 11:21:01 AM | Report

ellie hills Someday, I am going to cross the Atlantic ocean in a giant hamster ball.

7/30/2012 11:16:32 AM | Report

ellie hills You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a field of peanut butter.

7/30/2012 11:15:15 AM | Report

happyone123 That awkward moment when you almost run into someone and you both step the same way 347 times.

7/30/2012 10:50:08 AM | Report

happyone123 That frustrating moment when you remember you have to do something at the last minute, then forget what you had to do.

7/30/2012 10:49:19 AM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Cat, Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays. Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast"

7/29/2012 9:12:19 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Voldemort, A couple of lies would take care of that. Sincerely, Pinocchio"

7/29/2012 9:10:05 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "The fake laugh you do when you don't hear what someone said to you."

7/29/2012 9:08:02 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "LAUGHING SO HARD, you feel your 6 pack coming in."

7/29/2012 9:07:06 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Admit it; we've all recorded ourselves singing to see if we could actually sing."

7/29/2012 9:06:08 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I text people to say I'm outside their house instead of texting."

7/29/2012 9:04:47 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 How come we say "tunafish," but not "beefmammal" or "chickenbird?"

7/29/2012 9:02:42 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Everyone screams like a girl... It would just be awkward if somebody screamed in a really low pitched voice."

7/29/2012 9:01:46 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "If I had a nickel for every time I got distracted I'm in the mood for ice cream."

7/29/2012 9:01:10 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Signs that things aren't going so well... The scar on your forehead is burning."

7/29/2012 8:56:55 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google"

7/29/2012 8:53:46 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Dora, You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the orange tree?! Sincerely, It's right there!"

7/29/2012 8:52:53 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Waldo, Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP. Sincerely, H. Potter"

7/29/2012 8:51:37 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. Sincerely, 7"

7/29/2012 8:50:42 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma... Sincerely, the Titanic."

7/29/2012 8:49:45 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Typing 'lol' when your face shows less expression than a brick."

7/29/2012 8:46:39 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet by yourself."

7/29/2012 8:36:04 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet by yourself."

7/29/2012 8:35:37 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave because you think it'll make a difference."

7/29/2012 8:34:44 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Roses are red, violets are red, shrubs are red, tress are red, OMG! My yard is on fire!"

7/29/2012 8:33:45 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it."

7/29/2012 8:32:36 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit."

7/29/2012 8:31:47 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I'm just that funny."

7/29/2012 8:30:16 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "When I'm in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window and act like I'm in a movie."

7/29/2012 8:29:31 PM | Report

ponylov27 I do that all the time.. or I change the station. If its an awesome song I act like a celebrity with my sunglasses and my mom just stares...

8/10/2012 10:09:31 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single."

7/29/2012 8:27:18 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I am always on the computer."

7/29/2012 8:26:08 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Hey cool, it bends! *SNAP!* "Opps!"

7/29/2012 8:24:43 PM | Report

happyone123 Oh, yyou're single? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ mee too.

7/29/2012 5:36:36 PM | Report

happyone123 Oh, yyou're single? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ mee too.

7/29/2012 5:36:18 PM | Report

happyone123 When arguing,I am right 60% of the time, you are wrong the other 40% of the time.

7/28/2012 12:57:27 PM | Report

happyone123 Always remember, you're unique..... Just like everybody else.

7/27/2012 11:11:34 AM | Report

ponylov27 If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked? Or homeless?

7/27/2012 11:31:50 PM | Report

happyone123 There are 3 sides to an argument. My side, your side, and the right side. Everybody has an opinion, it's just mine I think is always right.

7/27/2012 11:10:56 AM | Report

happyone123 If you're in love with two boys, go for the second one you fell in love with, because if you really loved the first one, you would have never fallen for the second, <3

7/27/2012 9:33:55 AM | Report

happyone123 Are you bored, tired, and hungry? Join Food and Sleep today! You can find them in your kitchen and bed!

7/27/2012 9:32:35 AM | Report

happyone123 I am a female. Fe= Iron and Male= Man. Therefore,I'm Iron Man.

7/26/2012 9:24:48 PM | Report

happyone123 Being afraid of reaching under your bed because you dont know what living under there...

7/25/2012 4:24:44 PM | Report

happyone123 (Continued) someone to have my number, I have to be sure that I wanna give it to them. DON'T GIVE RANDOM DUDES YOUR PHONE NUMBER CARLY RAE JEPSEN! Don't call me baby... :p

7/24/2012 11:23:45 AM | Report

happyone123 I would never walk up to a guy and give him my number then say, "Here's my number.. So call me maybe." If I wasn't sure if I wanted to give a random stranger my phone number, I wouldn't give. I wouldn't even WANT them to have my number :P If I wanted

7/24/2012 11:20:45 AM | Report

happyone123 *TV Commercial* Domino's Pizza now has REAL cheese! *Me* Then what the heck was it before?

7/24/2012 8:11:41 AM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back... you know, since you're not using it? Sincerely, _usic."

7/22/2012 9:53:49 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Wii, The joke is on you. Sincerely, bowling while laying down on the couch."

7/22/2012 9:53:24 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear sister, Please stop being so popular and inviting a lot of cute, older boys over. I don't like having to lock myself in my room. Sincerely, I have to pee really bad, but look disgusting."

7/22/2012 9:52:47 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear teenage girls, Stop trying to impersonate us... Sincerely, raccoons and fish."

7/22/2012 9:50:55 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear acne commercials, I tried that whole splash the water in your face thing, didn't turn out so well. Sincerely, there's water all over the place, and now I have soap in my eye!"

7/22/2012 9:50:23 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong."

7/22/2012 9:49:45 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Remember that one time when..." *mom walks in* "Never mind. I'll tell you later."

7/22/2012 9:49:05 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when a family member asks if you have a boyfriend."

7/22/2012 9:48:23 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Yep. Kay. Yess. I will. Mhm. I know. I won't. Yeah. Yup. Sure. Yeah. Ok. BYE MOM!"

7/22/2012 9:47:19 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I press all the 'Try Me' buttons on the toys and then just walk away."

7/22/2012 9:45:59 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "HEY, WHO STOLE MY- never mind, I found it."

7/22/2012 9:44:37 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear producers of horror movies, You're giving away all our hiding places! Sincerely, the monsters under your bed, in your closet and under the stairs."

7/22/2012 9:43:56 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Dorothy, Listen, I just wanted my sister's shoes. It's the least you could do after you murdered her. Sincerely, wicked witch of the west."

7/22/2012 9:40:48 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear person walking slowly up the stairs, Please walk faster. I don't like having my face near your butt. Sincerely, slightly uncomfortable."

7/22/2012 9:40:06 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear crime shows, Thanks for all the business! Sincerely, home security systems"

7/22/2012 9:38:56 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear printer, Are you seriously supposed to make those sounds? Sincerely, sounds like a robot being attacked..."

7/22/2012 9:36:40 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear deja-vu, Have we met before? This must be inception! Sincerely, think about it."

7/22/2012 9:35:31 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear legs, Please don't touch each other when I haven't shaved you guys in a while. Sincerely, I shouldn't have worn shorts to bed!"

7/22/2012 9:33:34 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I'm not lazy; I'm just highly motivated not to do anything."

7/22/2012 9:32:10 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you're walking past a parked car and you stop and look at yourself in the window, and there's still people in the car."

7/22/2012 9:31:08 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

7/22/2012 9:29:57 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "No, it's not a 'long story'... It's a short story that I don't feel like telling."

7/22/2012 9:29:20 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 *Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.

7/22/2012 9:27:27 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you're staring at nothing in particular, and then realize you're staring right at someone."

7/22/2012 9:25:59 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 Me: "Quick everyone act natural!" *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

7/22/2012 9:24:46 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Taking pictures with my friends takes hours because if someone looks bad, it must be deleted."

7/22/2012 9:23:46 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit."

7/22/2012 9:22:39 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean am I that hot?"

7/22/2012 9:21:27 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "When I was a kid, I hated going to bed. Now I cherish every hour of sleep."

7/22/2012 9:20:21 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

7/22/2012 9:19:46 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it."

7/22/2012 9:17:55 PM | Report

happyone123 That awkward moment when you go looking for clothes in your closet and find Narnia instead. I hate when my sister goes missing because she looks in her closet and ends up in Narnia.

7/22/2012 5:56:08 PM | Report

happyone123 Me: "Hey, I just met you--" *Stranger walks away* Me: "Now your just somebody that I used to know!"

7/21/2012 8:34:03 PM | Report

happyone123 Directing: I'm directing traffic! *gets hit by car* I'm directing airplanes! *gets run over by airplane* I'm directing a movie! *actors hate me* That is why directors get paid so much. Hospital fees.

7/21/2012 8:32:23 PM | Report

happyone123 Writing a script: They walked together.. Scratch that. They flew together... Scratch that. They ran together.. Scratch that. Writing a script is HARD! No wonder why the writers get paid so much!

7/21/2012 8:30:41 PM | Report

happyone123 "I have nothing to wear!" is the main "cause" of tardiness in school for girls. Who knew a girl could stare blankly into her closet for 20 minutes straight?

7/21/2012 8:28:42 PM | Report

happyone123 Waking up and realizing i have nothing to wear..... and all my clothes are clean.

7/21/2012 8:25:40 PM | Report

happyone123 video games when In Doubt Push Random Control Buttons

7/19/2012 8:53:43 PM | Report

happyone123 Hood up, earphones in, volume up, world out.

7/19/2012 8:46:41 PM | Report

happyone123 That awkward moment when you're looking for something and can't find, then find the thing you were looking for earlier.

7/19/2012 8:13:08 PM | Report

ellie hills Just advertised this club :) Hope we get a few more people!

7/17/2012 3:31:39 PM | Report

happyone123 Wanna see someone pretty? Look in a magazine. Wanna see someone beautiful? Look in a mirror ;) <3

7/17/2012 11:16:14 AM | Report

happyone123 Being called "sexy" means nothing. Being called "hot" also means nothing. Being called "cute" means something. Being called "pretty" means a lot. Being called "Beautiful" means everything.

7/17/2012 11:14:27 AM | Report

happyone123 One more position left! If anyone would like Treasurer, please tell me why you want it and why you would be good!

7/17/2012 11:11:49 AM | Report

ellie hills You might as well get some cats and call it quits.

7/16/2012 12:25:29 PM | Report

ellie hills Next time I go out to eat I'm going to order melted ice with frozen water.

7/16/2012 12:24:29 PM | Report

ellie hills When I grow up I want to be a nail polish namer.

7/16/2012 12:20:52 PM | Report

ellie hills My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

7/16/2012 12:17:29 PM | Report

ellie hills I love the kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

7/16/2012 12:03:15 PM | Report

ellie hills My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, ''Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny'' & walked away like a boss.

7/16/2012 12:00:19 PM | Report

happyone123 Sorry I havent been on! Here's a really funny quote-- When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you limes, you make limeade. When life gives you skittles, you chuck 'em at people and say "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

7/15/2012 12:13:43 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 Thanks sooo much for the position as secretary!!! I'm loving it and I promise to post Hilarious Quotes!!!

7/14/2012 10:25:36 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "The people in horror movies would live a lot longer if they listened to the audience."

7/14/2012 10:22:58 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Hey" "Hey" "You awake?" "No... I taught myself to text in my sleep."

7/14/2012 10:21:55 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Leaving your house and then realizing halfway down the road that you left something important at home."

7/14/2012 10:20:51 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That moment when you walk into a spider web and automatically automatically know karate."

7/14/2012 10:18:34 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 *walk upstairs* "why did i come up here?" *walk downstairs* "oh that's right..." *walk back upstairs*

7/14/2012 10:15:56 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you can't find your phone because your bed ate it."

7/14/2012 10:13:07 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "It doesn't matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next."

7/14/2012 10:12:21 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I hate it when I'm trying to go to sleep but I can't stop thinking about random things in my mind."

7/14/2012 10:10:05 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when your friend swears in front of your parents."

7/14/2012 10:08:25 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 That awkward moment when you realize you've been singing the wrong words to a song for your whole life."

7/14/2012 10:07:42 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Hardest job ever. Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self-control needed!"

7/14/2012 10:06:45 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo."

7/14/2012 10:05:13 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I had a dream about you." "Awwwwwwww really?" "Yeah... you died."

7/14/2012 10:03:57 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 Saying, "oh yeah, I remember"... when you really don't.

7/14/2012 10:02:59 PM | Report

happyone123 "When is the 15 minutes over?" "When it's over." "Seriously, when is it over?" "It just started so... in 15 minutes."

7/7/2012 10:40:24 PM | Report

ellie hills *Comes late into class* Teacher: "Why are you late?" Me: "Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?"

7/4/2012 10:00:26 AM | Report

ellie hills Lazy Rule: Cant reach it. Don't need it.

7/4/2012 9:59:57 AM | Report

ellie hills Okay thanks! I'll advertise a couple times a month and just around the GL site too if that's okay with you! :D

7/4/2012 9:59:22 AM | Report

happyone123 ABCDEFG gummy bears are after me. One is red, one is blue, a yellow one just stole my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cuz the Red one has a knife.

7/2/2012 10:16:06 AM | Report

happyone123 yep @ellie hills! Totally! The more members, the better!

7/1/2012 7:23:07 PM | Report

ellie hills Is it ok if I advertise this club on my club Funny Quotes?

7/1/2012 5:00:20 PM | Report

ellie hills Don't be racist, be like a panda! They are white black and Asian! But they are not Mexican... so be like a panda with a Taco!

7/1/2012 11:10:11 AM | Report

happyone123 @nycdreamer12 would you like a position?

6/30/2012 4:12:46 PM | Report

ellie hills I just saw a duck practicing its teenage girl face!

6/30/2012 3:30:19 PM | Report

ellie hills I have a headache. VOLDEMORT MUST BE CLOSE

6/30/2012 3:23:40 PM | Report

ellie hills Nerd Quirk #195: You pay attention to the L and R on your headphones and use them accordingly.

6/30/2012 3:21:17 PM | Report

ellie hills I laugh at my own texts before i send them because im that darn funny.

6/29/2012 10:14:26 PM | Report

ellie hills What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!

6/29/2012 10:14:05 PM | Report

ellie hills *throwing coolers to people who needs to chill*

6/29/2012 10:13:48 PM | Report

ellie hills Two teddy bears are walking down the road. One says, "Hey, man. You hungry?" And the other says "Nah man im stuffed".

6/29/2012 10:13:28 PM | Report

ellie hills ##Fact You grew up calling it duck tape, not duct tape.

6/29/2012 10:13:12 PM | Report

ellie hills No I`m not crazy, I`m normal with a splash of Awesome.

6/29/2012 10:12:34 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.

6/29/2012 10:08:41 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 Oh my gosh! That is so funny! That is exactly what my bff always says!

6/29/2012 10:10:06 PM | Report

ellie hills Thanks for the position! VP is great! :)

6/29/2012 10:02:54 PM | Report

happyone123 If you TyPE liKe ThIZZ you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.

6/29/2012 7:54:25 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 I just wanted to say that I started a new club called S.O.S. and I am looking for members!!! Also, I am an advice queen so if you need help than ask away! Thanks!

6/29/2012 10:10:33 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 So I was flying a kite and this guy actually asks me, "So, you're flying a kite?" I replied, "Nope, fishing for birds."

6/29/2012 10:09:25 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "If camera lenses are round, why are my pictures square?? mind=blown."

6/29/2012 10:07:25 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then you forget where that safe place is."

6/29/2012 10:04:13 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

6/29/2012 10:01:02 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That moment when you run up the steps and you think there's one more and hulk stomp the ground."

6/29/2012 9:59:32 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Was that lightning?!" "No, they're just taking pictures for Google Earth."

6/29/2012 9:58:35 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off."

6/29/2012 9:57:25 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "I'm a female. Fe=Iron, Male=Man. Therefore I'm Iron Man."

6/29/2012 9:55:54 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Without the little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."

6/29/2012 9:55:11 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Admit it. Whenever you get a new phone, you treat it like a new born baby."

6/29/2012 9:52:32 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 *3am Phone Call* "Hey Are You Asleep?" "No, I'm Skydiving."

6/29/2012 9:51:50 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining."

6/29/2012 9:50:33 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Sincerely, Hungry Tummy."

6/29/2012 9:49:40 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Wake up for school: (-__-) Wake up during summer: \('O')/

6/29/2012 9:48:28 PM | Report

nycdreamer12 "Adele may be Rolling in the Deep, but SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea."

6/29/2012 9:45:47 PM | Report

happyone123 If it's alright with you, ellie, I will make you VP for now. K?

6/29/2012 10:38:43 AM | Report

nycdreamer12 Hey, I was wondering if I could be Secretary?

6/29/2012 9:44:38 PM | Report

happyone123 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger ~ Stronger, Kelly Clarkson. I know, Not where it originated.

6/29/2012 9:52:08 AM | Report

happyone123 Join my new club, America's Got Talent! Have a talent? Join! Wanna be on the show? Join! And check out m profile!

6/29/2012 9:39:40 AM | Report

happyone123 Welcome to Hollister! Would you like a earplugs, gas mask, or a flashlight? ---That's sooo true!

6/29/2012 7:42:59 AM | Report

happyone123 Dora had a heart attack when she discovered Google Maps.

6/29/2012 7:41:50 AM | Report

happyone123 can you raed tihs? you souhld be albe to! Yuor bairn can sitll raed wrods eevn toguhh the ltters are mxeid up. Why? Bacusee if the frist and lsat ltteres of a wrod are in the crreoct palce, yuor biran can slitl raed the wrod croreclty. Cool, Huh?

6/28/2012 9:55:21 AM | Report

nycdreamer12 That is so funny! I saw that on a vitamin water bottle!

6/29/2012 9:44:07 PM | Report

happyone123 The awkward when your brain just read "moment" even though it wasn't there.

6/28/2012 9:51:07 AM | Report

happyone123 3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

6/27/2012 9:53:11 PM | Report

happyone123 I have some BIG news! I will be leaving for Chicago on Monday, July 2nd, 2012. I am bringing my laptop, but I might not post as often. I will post as many times as possible though. <3 you all!

6/27/2012 6:09:17 PM | Report

happyone123 Ok ellie hills! Let me know what you want to be!

6/27/2012 12:02:26 PM | Report

happyone123 If you are lucky enough to be different. . . don't change. ~ T. Swift

6/26/2012 9:15:40 AM | Report

ellie hills Thanks for the invite! I'd love to be an officer!

6/26/2012 7:52:09 PM | Report

happyone123 The awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto the bed, and it decides to hit three walls, knock over a lamp and kill a cat.

6/26/2012 9:13:41 AM | Report

happyone123 The awkward moment when your playing with your pen in class and it suddenly flies across the room.

6/26/2012 9:12:04 AM | Report

happyone123 Kindergarten: 1+1=2 Math Now: 33x-5tg+3333hg*443tg=Math grow up and solve your own problems.

6/26/2012 9:11:19 AM | Report

happyone123 The awkward moment when there's a fly in your room and it takes 10 minutes to kill.

6/26/2012 9:09:23 AM | Report

happyone123 The awkward moment when the Kool-Aid Man jumps through your wall while you're drinking Capri-Sun.

6/26/2012 9:08:33 AM | Report

happyone123 The awkward moment when the whole class is silent and you burst out in laughter over something that happened a week ago.

6/26/2012 9:04:45 AM | Report

happyone123 The awkward moment when the whole class is silent and burst out in laughter over something that happened a week ago.

6/26/2012 9:04:32 AM | Report

happyone123 When they lower my casket into the ground I demand they play "Drop It Like It's Hot".

6/26/2012 9:00:58 AM | Report

happyone123 I will love you till a mute man tells a deaf man his blind man saw a man with no legs walk on water.

6/25/2012 12:59:47 PM | Report

happyone123 A guy gave a girl 12 roses, 11 real 1 fake. He said to the girl, "I will love you till the last rose dies."

6/25/2012 12:59:06 PM | Report

happyone123 If you die in an elevator, I'll press the up button.

6/25/2012 10:34:15 AM | Report

happyone123 I have not failed, I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work. ~Thomas Edison

6/24/2012 11:47:11 AM | Report

happyone123 Dance like no one is watching; Sing like no one is listening; Love like you've never been hurt; Live like it's Heaven on Earth. ~Mark Twain

6/24/2012 10:14:30 AM | Report

happyone123 @ellie hills, thnx for joining! do you wanna be an officer?

6/24/2012 10:12:18 AM | Report

happyone123 School: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives.

6/23/2012 9:37:48 PM | Report

happyone123 SWAG: Something We Americans Got

6/23/2012 9:37:21 PM | Report

happyone123 A police officer walked up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."

6/23/2012 8:27:42 PM | Report

happyone123 4x+6xy+33v-66g+54gt= forget this I'm going to work at McDonald's.

6/22/2012 10:39:22 PM | Report

happyone123 Inside me there's a skinny girl trying to get out but I usually shut her up with chocolate. . .

6/22/2012 10:06:39 PM | Report

happyone123 I'm that bridge jumping friend your mother warned you about.

6/22/2012 9:59:26 PM | Report

happyone123 When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate! *** When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes. . . and RUN!

6/22/2012 9:58:55 PM | Report

happyone123 It's a new club! Tell me if you want a position! To be in a position, you have to post quotes at least 2 to 3 times a week. I want people to know so many new quotes! Write quotes you think that are funny, relate to life, or are just nice to know!

6/22/2012 9:57:15 PM | Report