GirlsLife.com - Club - Funny Quotes!!

rockchik333 Don't try this at home" really means, "Don't let your parents see you do this."

5/18/2013 6:57:14 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Not all goodbyes are sad. For example: Goodbye, class.

5/17/2013 10:44:15 PM | Report

rockchik333 Sorry, I can't today. My sister`s friend`s mother`s grandfather`s brother`s grandson`s uncle`s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.

5/12/2013 8:52:40 PM | Report

fawn4ever hi everyone, pls join my club advice*4*teens. I have worked real hard to make this club what it now is, thnx <3 Fawn

5/17/2013 8:31:29 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel When you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure if you should put on normal clothes or pajamas

5/8/2013 4:16:52 PM | Report

skardiekat that akwar u are at the gym and u have ur ipod in and u stary singing really loud and ppl start to stare! and this one is for MJ fans when u are at the gym and u start singing and u go AAOW really loud and every one looks at u wierd!

5/7/2013 6:23:12 PM | Report

rockchik333 That awkward moment when you`re supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.

5/4/2013 8:48:36 PM | Report

emim88 that akward moment when you decide to GENTLEY toss your phone onto your bed and it decides to knock over a vase, bounce off three walls, and kill a cat.

5/8/2013 3:01:32 PM | Report

fawn4ever That awkward moment when you explain the joke thrice to your friend but she still doesn't get it. Elizabeth K.

5/7/2013 8:05:48 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Ok I will!

5/4/2013 12:55:35 AM | Report

rockchik333 cool! yah I'm pretty good...look up "invention 1" by bach on wikipedia, and it will bring up inventions and sinfonias, and click on invention 1 to hear one of the songs that I play

5/1/2013 2:54:17 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel @rockchik333: That's awesome! I started lessons February of 2012. Are you any good? Right now, I'm learning how to play Bella's Lullaby. It was in the Twilight movie:)

4/29/2013 8:19:28 PM | Report

rockchik333 Yah, I play! Since kindergarten, actually.

4/29/2013 5:26:05 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That annoying moment when you have actually been doing your work, then on that one second when you relax, your parents enter the room.

4/28/2013 11:44:40 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel @rockchik333: ha mfs is a great name. Yeah my username is pretty long to type, I guess;) and the batman thing is so true. Do u play the piano? I like your icon.

4/28/2013 11:43:51 AM | Report

rockchik333 If you think about it, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.

4/26/2013 7:39:58 PM | Report

rockchik333 @mfs(your new acronymed name) that happens to me all the time

4/26/2013 7:37:33 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That awkward moment during a sleepover when you are the first one to wake up and have nothing to do.

4/25/2013 6:50:57 PM | Report

rockchik333 That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do.

4/21/2013 7:52:02 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Cleaning My Room: 10% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 60% Playing with the stuff I've found!

4/21/2013 12:05:37 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That's so me!

4/22/2013 7:49:10 PM | Report

rockchik333 I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.

4/20/2013 12:08:15 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I didn't trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.

4/18/2013 8:53:59 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear radio stations, you do realize that there are more than just 5 songs in the world right?

4/18/2013 8:52:47 PM | Report

rockchik333 That long sarcastic laugh you give before you say NO!

4/15/2013 7:24:53 AM | Report

skyla2000 Teacher:why are you talking while i'm teaching? you: hwy are you teaching during my conversation?

4/18/2013 7:05:33 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Me: Mom, we are out of crackers. Mom: I guess you could say we are crackalacking

4/13/2013 10:43:25 PM | Report

skardiekat idk who said that they thought michael jackson was a skateboarder but that made me rofl that was funny i think i thought he was too lmao!!!!

4/13/2013 7:05:13 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss.

4/12/2013 10:56:45 PM | Report

rockchik333 That awkward moment when you`ve been raising your hand for so long it starts to take that HEIL HITLER angle at the teacher..

4/12/2013 12:09:20 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Mom: Are you talking back to me? You: Yes mom, that's how you start a conversation.

4/11/2013 10:20:42 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel When an ex says, 'lets be friends', it is almost like a kidnapper saying, 'we'll stay in touch'.

4/11/2013 10:12:06 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

4/11/2013 10:10:40 PM | Report

rockchik333 I hate it when the automatic toilet flushes before you are done.

4/9/2013 8:34:29 PM | Report

Future_soccer_star Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

4/11/2013 9:03:37 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel The night before going out: I want to look good tomorrow. That morning: Eh, that can wait.

4/9/2013 12:09:38 AM | Report

rockchik333 My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, it`s tearing our family apart.

4/8/2013 4:04:31 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal. You didn't hear anything, see anything, and you didn't get it from me.

4/6/2013 10:11:16 AM | Report

rockchik333 When somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink…

4/5/2013 9:14:01 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

4/3/2013 11:06:16 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized." There's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food.

4/3/2013 11:03:40 PM | Report

skardiekat i'm in shape, round is a shape

4/1/2013 4:37:02 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Whenever someone says, "I like your shirt," I look down to see what I'm wearing.

3/29/2013 1:26:44 AM | Report

rockchik333 It is so shameful when the automatic door doesn't open for you, even when you are waving your hands all around and shouting open sesame.

3/28/2013 5:31:11 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Me: I'd like a Coke please. Waitress: Is Pepsi ok? Me: Is Monopoly money ok?

3/27/2013 11:32:48 PM | Report

rockchik333 There`s no cool way to chase a bouncing football.

3/25/2013 4:44:14 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those gift key chains

3/25/2013 11:24:44 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal

3/25/2013 11:22:36 AM | Report

skardiekat lol soo true myfatsquirrel

3/24/2013 3:10:41 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Everyone's mature until they get on those "spinny chairs."

3/22/2013 10:57:58 PM | Report

rockchik333 Knowing you want to remember something, so making up a song with it or just chanting it over and over.

3/20/2013 6:35:32 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and the power goes out

3/17/2013 7:09:57 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Doing stupid things in front of the mirror right before showering

3/17/2013 7:08:32 PM | Report

rockchik333 If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

3/17/2013 3:54:35 PM | Report

skardiekat u see a spider outside: "meh" u see a spider inside ur home: "IT MUST DIE"

3/17/2013 3:04:05 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason.

3/13/2013 10:02:18 PM | Report

fawn4ever its really weird, you know. People want to go to heaven but they don't want to die

3/15/2013 9:49:31 AM | Report

rockchik333 The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats.

3/13/2013 5:06:30 PM | Report

fawn4ever Brit accent: Justin beibah american accent: Justin beibur Aussie accent: jastin beibuh . . . . You just tried out all the accents didn't u? ;)

3/15/2013 12:13:24 PM | Report

fawn4ever the awkward moment is when the twins are fighting and one calls the other ugly. LOL

3/15/2013 10:03:44 AM | Report

puddinface7 *thought

3/12/2013 4:07:59 PM | Report

fawn4ever dear Cinderella, stop waiting for your prince charming and go and get him. That poor idiot must be stuck on a tree or something.

3/15/2013 12:26:59 PM | Report

puddinface7 When someone unfollows me on Instagram: I though that we had was special!!!

3/12/2013 4:06:59 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Nervously leaving a store when you walk through the beepers, even though you didn't steal anything

3/5/2013 7:44:26 PM | Report

rockchik333 @myfatsquirrel-do that all the time...

3/3/2013 1:03:41 PM | Report

puddinface7 When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying, "I hid the body, now what?"

3/3/2013 9:38:50 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear "Can I have a sip of your drink?", I'm sick. Sincerely, Not really, but it works every time.

3/2/2013 11:45:43 AM | Report

rockchik333 That awkward moment when you lose your parents at the store, and don’t know whether to go looking for them or stay where you are.

3/2/2013 8:17:08 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel that brief moment of preparation before stepping onto an escalator

2/27/2013 9:16:09 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel staring at a text for 15 minutes, trying to figure out how to respond

2/27/2013 9:15:25 PM | Report

rockchik333 If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Ice cube?

2/25/2013 5:25:40 PM | Report

rockchik333 "That`s nice honey." Grandma`s version of "cool story bro."

2/25/2013 5:24:38 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Laughing is the best medicine, but if you're laughing for no reason, you need medicine

2/22/2013 9:38:31 PM | Report

starlight1 So like me. Lol. i just burst out laughing for no apparent reason...

3/1/2013 11:12:17 PM | Report

rockchik333 Dear McDonald's cashier, don't give me that look, you're never too old for a Happy Meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy.

2/20/2013 7:31:04 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel You say I'm "dirty minded," but then how do you understand what I meant in the first place?

2/16/2013 8:59:06 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel @rockchik333: lol I use the app Shazam

2/16/2013 8:56:59 PM | Report

rockchik333 Hearing a song you really like on the radio, and trying to remember part of the lyrics so you can Google it when you get home.

2/16/2013 9:30:41 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel I'm not ignoring your calls...I just enjoy my ringtone

2/15/2013 10:05:46 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Oh, you took 30 minutes to text me back? Cool, I'll take 31

2/15/2013 10:04:29 AM | Report

rockchik333 Boy: So, you like bad boys right? Girl: Yeah, why? Boy: Well, not to brag but, I put more chocolate in my milk than it says to...

2/14/2013 5:28:26 PM | Report

puddinface7 Every Valentines day, I get loads of valentines from hot boys and then have to pick one in the end. The angels paly harps and sing, and the world has peace. i fhen get a new phone! i win the lottery! It's just excellent. Then I wake up.

2/12/2013 6:21:09 PM | Report

fawn4ever LOL thats just awesome

3/15/2013 10:07:28 AM | Report

rockchik333 Flushing the toilet at night when everyone is asleep makes it seem 100 times louder.

2/11/2013 5:59:31 PM | Report

nellieg3 I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin

2/12/2013 5:43:31 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

2/11/2013 3:51:33 PM | Report

rockchik333 I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say "I've been expecting you."

2/10/2013 4:53:08 PM | Report

nellieg3 Isn't it weird that people park in driveways and drive in parkways?

2/12/2013 5:39:48 PM | Report

rockchik333 @myfatsquirrl-no one made me dinner last night, so I just went to bed hungry....oh being lazy.....

2/10/2013 4:52:12 PM | Report

puddinface7 That awkward moment when ppl are bad mouthing your crush and you're afraid to stand up for him because then they know who you like

2/10/2013 10:40:06 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel "Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Never mind. I'm not hungry."

2/9/2013 7:34:56 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Being afraid to like someone's Facebook status because you feel like a stalker

2/9/2013 7:34:15 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Being afraid to like someone's Facebook status because you feel like a stalker

2/9/2013 7:31:42 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they get up and walk away

2/9/2013 7:29:37 PM | Report

puddinface7 Sometimes I pretend to be normal, butt it gets boring. So then I'm back to being weird!

2/9/2013 6:49:53 PM | Report

puddinface7 She's fine thank you for your prayers:)

2/9/2013 6:48:23 PM | Report

skyla2000 who is fine?!? idc who it is i will pray for you and whoever that person is!!!!

4/18/2013 6:53:25 PM | Report

puddinface7 Thank you so much I am so grateful! I love you!

2/8/2013 5:19:15 PM | Report

skardiekat omg i'm SOOOOO SORRY i will put u both on my churches prayer list!!! may god be with u!

2/7/2013 8:50:30 PM | Report

rockchik333 @puddinface-both you and her will be in my prayers

2/7/2013 8:10:33 PM | Report

puddinface7 This isn't funny but it's very important Status: going to see my grandma who just had a stroke. Keep her in your prayers pls, ladies

2/7/2013 5:09:00 PM | Report

rockchik333 For all you trig students out there-its the 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

2/6/2013 6:46:22 AM | Report

rockchik333 @myfatsquirrel-but Liking someone is an entirely different thing

2/4/2013 4:49:18 PM | Report

puddinface7 A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness --- Anonymous

2/4/2013 4:40:56 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone

2/3/2013 10:49:25 PM | Report

Paramorefan123 If I had a dollar every time I got off task, i wish I had a cookie

2/4/2013 6:12:37 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel AOL was really really bad

2/3/2013 10:46:10 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel @skardiekat: I used to have dial up. WORST. THING. EVER. I hated how it made the phonelines busy....

2/3/2013 10:45:21 PM | Report

skardiekat don't u think it's fuy how cats can eat all they want and sleep all they want and not gain weight, but if we eat all we want and sleep all we want we gain lots of weight!

2/3/2013 5:05:45 PM | Report

rockchik333 @skardiekat I had to use that up until 6th grade I was crying cause it took like 20 min to get on and it crashed all the time...so glad to have internet explorer now! well google chrome but anyway

2/2/2013 8:52:58 PM | Report

skardiekat it makes a SNAIL look fast

2/2/2013 8:40:39 PM | Report

skardiekat @myfatsquirrel try DIAL-UP THAT is one slow internet software

2/2/2013 8:39:57 PM | Report

rockchik333 oh and wiki answers too

2/2/2013 6:12:23 PM | Report

rockchik333 Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the Internet,Google,Wikipedia,Microsoft Word & Copy & Paste

2/2/2013 6:10:52 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I may not be the fastest runner, but at least I run faster than Internet explorer

2/2/2013 11:53:13 AM | Report

puddinface7 (100% original) That awkward moment when you look at your crush, he smiles, and you look at him for twenty seconds until everyone else looks at you

2/1/2013 5:40:17 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I live for two reasons: (1) I was born (2) I haven't died yet

1/31/2013 10:42:49 PM | Report

rockchik333 "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

1/30/2013 6:41:12 PM | Report

rockchik333 @myfatsquirrel-that makes me really angry

1/30/2013 6:40:41 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Shutting the computer off and realizing you need it again.

1/30/2013 6:15:29 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel 'Message sending failed. Would you like to retry?' Duh! I was sending it for a reason!

1/30/2013 6:14:50 PM | Report

rockchik333 That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.

1/30/2013 7:44:53 AM | Report

puddinface7 You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

1/29/2013 5:10:24 PM | Report

rockchik333 I'm gonna open a store next to Forever 21 and call it Finally 22.

1/28/2013 4:51:15 PM | Report

skardiekat how to spell the alpahbet: Ay Be Ce De E eF Ge acH Iy Jay Kay eL eM iN Oh Pe Que aRe eS Te yoU Ve double u eX whY Ze

1/28/2013 4:06:38 PM | Report

skardiekat ewww!!! gross

1/28/2013 4:03:41 PM | Report

rockchik333 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

1/28/2013 8:38:23 AM | Report

puddinface7 "You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." Short and funny quote by, Homer J. Simpson.

1/27/2013 8:39:32 AM | Report

rockchik333 Quick,Everyone Act Natural!*Everyone Strikes The Most Un-Natural Pose*

1/26/2013 10:45:55 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear World, YouTube is red, Facebook is blue. I'm wasting time on the Internet. Sincerely, So Are You

1/26/2013 1:25:43 AM | Report

skardiekat admit it we've all thrown our phone and then ran to see if it's ok

1/25/2013 5:44:23 PM | Report

puddinface7 Without ME, it's just aweso!

1/24/2013 4:10:30 PM | Report

skardiekat haha

1/24/2013 3:10:30 PM | Report

rockchik333 actually it was a prom dress and my bedroom was prom.

1/24/2013 7:47:47 AM | Report

skardiekat admit it we've all pretended our bath towel was designer dress and our bathroom was our red carpet!!!!

1/22/2013 8:29:26 PM | Report

skardiekat admit it we've all jumped off a high place with an umbrella in our hand to see if we could fly like marry poppins!!

1/22/2013 8:26:04 PM | Report

rockchik333 Honestly, I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

1/22/2013 7:11:35 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Feeling like a boss when you sing a fast verse from a song successfully

1/22/2013 5:35:45 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I don't make typos. I make new words

1/22/2013 5:34:43 PM | Report

rockchik333 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh never mind I am so stupid sometimes....ack its a slow day in the thinking department...

1/20/2013 1:19:05 PM | Report

rockchik333 @skardiekat-huh?

1/20/2013 1:18:35 PM | Report

skardiekat ellie hills i'm gonna bring this one back: iwonderwhatthebigbuttonatthebottonofthekeyboardisfor

1/19/2013 6:07:18 PM | Report

puddinface7 Love your enemies. It makes them so dang mad.:)

1/19/2013 8:55:34 AM | Report

skardiekat when ur bf tells u he loves you and ur not ready for that just say i love youtube real fast

1/18/2013 4:23:23 PM | Report

skardiekat algebra: abuse to the brain

1/18/2013 4:22:00 PM | Report

rockchik333 MATH-Mental Abuse To Humans

1/17/2013 8:45:25 PM | Report

gemstone_smile5 If people tell me not to care what other people think, then why do i have to listen to my parents?

1/17/2013 9:25:26 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear World, Need an ark? Sincerely, I Noah Guy

1/17/2013 12:10:50 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel When you're left alone at home. What people think you do: Party! What you really do: Pee with the door open

1/17/2013 12:07:53 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.

1/17/2013 12:05:24 PM | Report

rockchik333 Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

1/15/2013 5:13:42 PM | Report

puddinface7 It took me three years just to figure out that I was pronouncing retry wrong. Say it as it looks. I bet you'll laugh.- gifted student

1/15/2013 4:25:00 PM | Report

rockchik333 "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."

1/13/2013 1:53:02 PM | Report

J. Greeley Google: 100 life quotes; quotes about life. 100 school quotes; quotes about school. 100 funny quotes; quotes about funny.

1/13/2013 10:39:00 PM | Report

J. Greeley Ha! "I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font!"

1/13/2013 10:33:09 PM | Report

puddinface7 Nnot saying I hate you....... Just saying if I had to pick who was to be sacrificed into a volcano, you'd be first.

1/13/2013 9:30:04 AM | Report

skardiekat god must love calories-he made so many of them

1/11/2013 5:44:07 PM | Report

skardiekat u do live longer with bran, but u spend the last 15 years on the toilet.-alan king

1/11/2013 5:42:34 PM | Report

skardiekat nobody can be uncheered with a balloon-winnie the pooh

1/11/2013 5:41:22 PM | Report

skardiekat bad habbits are like a comfortable bed: easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

1/11/2013 5:39:40 PM | Report

skardiekat my neighbor has a circular driveway. he can't get out.-Steven wright

1/11/2013 5:38:32 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study

1/11/2013 5:34:11 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Google: "I know everything." Facebook: "I know everyone." Internet: "Without me, you're all nothing." Electricity: "Keep talking fools."

1/11/2013 5:32:37 PM | Report

rockchik333 I was so shocked to find out that duck tape was actually duct tape.

1/11/2013 7:38:31 AM | Report

nellieg3 I once thought that Justin Beiber 's real name was Justin Beaver, and that Micheal Jackson was a skateboarder.

1/28/2013 12:30:49 PM | Report

skardiekat if looks could kill u'd be dead already

1/9/2013 10:32:29 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel The one time you raise your hand in class and some jerk shouts out the answer

1/9/2013 11:07:10 AM | Report

skardiekat i'm not saying ur dumb i'm just saying ur not very smart

1/8/2013 5:54:24 PM | Report

rockchik333 That awkward moment when you have already said "what" 3 times and you still don't know what the other person said, so you just agree.

1/8/2013 5:41:45 PM | Report

LizzyClaymore I do this all the time. Lol!

1/10/2013 6:18:18 PM | Report

rockchik333 You're the reason I wake up every morning...JK I have school

1/8/2013 5:37:56 PM | Report

puddinface7 How to get out of any embarrassing boy question: say no! Boys have cooties!

1/5/2013 11:45:47 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel It's funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom, until they're flashing behind you

1/3/2013 10:58:39 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Not realizing how weird your friends are, until you start to describe them to someone else

1/3/2013 10:57:01 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Laughing at the face on the TV when you pause it

1/3/2013 10:55:27 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Mom: "Why is your stuff on my floor?" Me: "Why is your floor under my stuff?"

1/3/2013 10:54:00 PM | Report

skardiekat that akward moment when someone hears you baby talkiing ur pet

1/3/2013 9:49:42 PM | Report

skardiekat that akward moment when you get done painting ur nails and u have to use the bathroom!

1/3/2013 9:44:27 PM | Report

rockchik333 "The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." -Franklin Jones

1/2/2013 5:46:24 PM | Report

skardiekat i need to start running but first i will sit ont he couch to get all my lazy out!!!

1/1/2013 2:15:32 PM | Report

rockchik333 I need to start eating healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me anymore

1/1/2013 10:04:33 AM | Report

nellieg3 Hey, It seemed smart at the time . . . . . .

1/5/2013 1:26:07 PM | Report

J. Greeley Whenever I feel like I need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

1/1/2013 1:28:03 PM | Report

LizzyClaymore "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." -Mitch Hedberg

1/10/2013 6:21:46 PM | Report

J. Greeley Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

1/1/2013 1:25:01 PM | Report

rockchik333 dear spider, unless you pay rent, you may not live in my house

12/31/2012 4:22:15 PM | Report

J. Greeley The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

1/1/2013 1:29:32 PM | Report

puddinface7 Girl, please. I could re,ove half of your "beauty" with a towel!

12/31/2012 9:18:15 AM | Report

skardiekat pigeons or should we call them poo-geons !!!!

12/30/2012 2:41:20 PM | Report

skardiekat i didn't loose my mind i just put it somewhere safe

12/30/2012 2:39:40 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Me: Do not reply to this message. Other Person: okay

12/28/2012 12:36:01 AM | Report

J. Greeley So funny!! Quote: A day without laughter is a day wasted.

1/1/2013 1:25:59 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If u don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we'll make fun of people together

12/28/2012 12:33:51 AM | Report

J. Greeley What's the difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

1/1/2013 1:33:50 PM | Report

rockchik333 You really never realize what you have till its gone...toilet paper for example.

12/27/2012 9:57:30 AM | Report

puddinface7 Thanks for making me treasurer!!!!!!

12/26/2012 8:18:20 PM | Report

puddinface7 I was nauseous and tingly all over. Either I'm in love or I have smallpox.

12/26/2012 8:16:05 PM | Report

skardiekat sometimes you have a bad day, other times life happens!

12/26/2012 5:01:28 PM | Report

rockchik333 I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping – Steven Wright

12/26/2012 10:19:21 AM | Report

puddinface7 Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.:)~

12/24/2012 10:45:19 AM | Report

J. Greeley Don't be so humble- you are not that great.

1/1/2013 1:30:45 PM | Report

skardiekat christmas: EVERYTHING IS FREEE!!!!!!

12/23/2012 3:20:25 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel No, I don't hate you. I just hope you get your next period in a shark tank.

12/22/2012 5:32:48 PM | Report

J. Greeley I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

1/1/2013 1:31:41 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Throwing your phone in anger, then checking to see if it's ok

12/22/2012 5:31:36 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel @ellie hills: oh it's ok! i've done the same thing;) thx

12/22/2012 5:30:24 PM | Report

puddinface7 A girls real worth is what she does when she has nothing to do.

12/22/2012 12:36:55 PM | Report

puddinface7 Adults are kids with money:)

12/22/2012 12:32:27 PM | Report

puddinface7 Your the reason I write those stupid hearts all over my notebooks:)

12/22/2012 12:30:49 PM | Report

puddinface7 I'm not shallow, you're just ugly:D

12/22/2012 12:29:19 PM | Report

puddinface7 Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.....:D

12/22/2012 12:27:00 PM | Report

rockchik333 “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” ― Lemony Snicket

12/22/2012 12:10:50 PM | Report

puddinface7 Omg thanks!!! So I have some advice for all u guys: when ppl say the world is ending today, tel them to give you there money, stuff, and food. They won't be needing it anyway!

12/20/2012 8:55:22 PM | Report

ellie hills So sorry about that I took the wrong name off. I will fix it! Thanks. :)

12/20/2012 8:27:09 PM | Report

rockchik333 yah, what happened to myfatsquirrel??? She was VP, and she posted a lot...

12/20/2012 5:32:27 PM | Report

ellie hills girlscupcakespitbulls and puddinface7 you both have positions now :)

12/16/2012 1:18:57 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel wasn't i VP? What happened?

12/19/2012 7:26:33 PM | Report

rockchik333 Tommy Cooper You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

12/14/2012 6:28:57 PM | Report

skardiekat why didn't noah stomp on those two scorpions, spiders, and roaches???? and don't forget those darn mosquetos

12/11/2012 7:53:21 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Microsoft Word, Yes I want to save my changes. Why else do you think I made them? Sincerely, Just Accidentally Deleted My Changes

12/11/2012 3:38:41 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Dentist, I don't floss. No one does. Accept it. Sincerely, No matter how many times you remind me

12/11/2012 3:38:00 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Starbucks, Do you know how much you would make if you started delivering? Sincerely, Starbucks lovers of the world

12/11/2012 3:37:11 PM | Report

skardiekat my doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. unless there are three other people!!

12/10/2012 3:26:33 PM | Report

skardiekat dear music video, why is it that the person seems to be randomly FLOATING around without any controll to where he is going yours truly, confused viewer

12/8/2012 10:14:50 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear mom who just screwed up my medical form, So I have asthma bronchitis cancer and I'm pregnant? Sincerely, 15 year old boy who is confused how he got pregnant

12/8/2012 7:11:02 PM | Report

starlight1 LOL! I love this quote! Hehe.

12/9/2012 10:34:13 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear British guys complaining about no girls liking them, Move to America? Sincerely, Problem Solved.

12/8/2012 7:09:29 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If you like water, then you already like 70% of me

12/8/2012 7:03:30 PM | Report

rockchik333 So what ARE you supposed to do when people sing happy birthday to you?

12/7/2012 4:52:19 PM | Report

rockchik333 that awkward moment when someone asks you your age, and you really can't remember

12/7/2012 4:46:12 PM | Report

skardiekat keep calm and eat pizza

12/6/2012 8:50:09 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel that awkward moment when you're in a public restroom and the automatic sink decides not to work, so you're waving your hands around like an idiot

12/6/2012 8:33:28 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel DidYouKnow: Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice

12/6/2012 8:32:14 PM | Report

skardiekat that awkward moment when the automatic door decides not open and u run right into it!!!

12/5/2012 10:18:10 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel when you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a moron pulling a door that says push

12/5/2012 7:55:00 PM | Report

rockchik333 It doesn't matter how old I get, I still have to mentally sing the ABC's to figure out which letter comes next.

12/5/2012 3:00:37 PM | Report

rockchik333 I've spent about 3% of my life walking back to the trash can to double check the box for how long to microwave my dinner.

12/5/2012 2:53:53 PM | Report

rockchik333 Did you know that dolphins are so smart, that within a couple of weeks of captivity, they can train a person to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?-

12/1/2012 9:03:56 AM | Report

Timmy77 When ur parents say go away in the morning, they mean go away because I have no energy to do anything to u.

12/4/2012 5:05:20 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You could say we have a strong connection

11/29/2012 5:59:04 PM | Report

skardiekat why are so many "tough men" afraid of snakes i mean a snake is nothing compaired to that "SCARY" GARDEN HOSE!!!!!

11/27/2012 5:37:53 PM | Report

puddinface7 this is original i said this today @school I heard a guy say "Stupid girls!" I told him to have some self respect.

11/27/2012 5:51:14 PM | Report

skardiekat dogs come when called cats take a message and get back with you later CATS RULE!!!!!!!!

11/27/2012 5:36:08 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I wouldn't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, they would have time to move

11/26/2012 11:24:31 PM | Report

skardiekat dear bully straight teeth, contacts, clear skin, soft speaking voice, and the idol of millions yours truely the girl on the cover of that new magazine that u r obsessed with!!!

11/26/2012 9:53:41 PM | Report

rockchik333 “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ― Cathy Guisewite

11/26/2012 5:39:38 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Admit it. We have all tried to balance a light switch between ON and OFF

11/25/2012 10:43:22 PM | Report

gemstone_smile5 Today saw an add for a solar-powered under water Flashlight. Sense Anyone?

12/1/2012 7:09:33 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Don't ask me a question unless you've tried Google first

11/25/2012 10:40:11 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel HAPPY LATE THANKSGIVING! Sorry I haven't been on for a few days. Busy eating leftovers;)

11/25/2012 10:38:01 PM | Report

rockchik333 Groucho Marx--- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns it on, I go into the other room and read a book.

11/25/2012 3:58:21 PM | Report

ellie hills Two people want the last position so just keep posting those quotes and I'll either pick one of you or have a contest of some sort

11/24/2012 12:01:42 PM | Report

puddinface7 Do ya thinknk that's enough @ellie hills:)

11/25/2012 12:57:23 PM | Report

puddinface7 Men are like cars. We want a Ferari, sometimes a pickup truck, but end up with a station wagon."

11/24/2012 3:59:35 PM | Report

puddinface7 "Keep calm and eat bacon!"

11/24/2012 3:57:05 PM | Report

puddinface7 'gone insane. Be back soon!"

11/24/2012 2:05:08 PM | Report

puddinface7 " im not fat. my awesomeness is swelling up in me."

11/24/2012 2:04:23 PM | Report

puddinface7 "There's a skinny girl inside of me screaming to get out. I shut hewr up with a cookie."

11/24/2012 2:02:22 PM | Report

puddinface7 "its bad to suppress your laughter: it goes down to youre hips."

11/24/2012 2:00:34 PM | Report

puddinface7 "hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

11/24/2012 1:58:45 PM | Report

puddinface7 Out of my mind..... be back in five minutes.

11/24/2012 1:57:39 PM | Report

puddinface7 "Life was so much easier when blackberry and apple were just fruits."

11/24/2012 1:55:21 PM | Report

puddinface7 "life was so much easier when apple and blackberry were fruits."

11/24/2012 1:54:13 PM | Report

rockchik333 "Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt." - Roseanne Barr

11/22/2012 2:27:36 PM | Report

puddinface7 Could I have a position? I'll post Lots! Thx

11/23/2012 10:09:31 PM | Report

puddinface7 Could I have a position? I'll post Lots! Thx

11/23/2012 10:09:29 PM | Report

rockchik333 "My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." - Phyllis Diller

11/22/2012 2:27:07 PM | Report

rockchik333 Thanks!"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon Stewart

11/22/2012 2:26:21 PM | Report

ellie hills I want to listen to you but I'm thinking about snacks.

11/22/2012 12:48:46 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Hope I did good, @ellie hills :) That is A LOT of quotes... :D

12/1/2012 7:04:04 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I'm always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!

12/1/2012 7:02:46 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I can`t live without you. Sincerely, Me

12/1/2012 7:01:58 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls The shortest horror story ever; Computer: unable to connect to the internet.

12/1/2012 7:01:28 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

12/1/2012 7:01:04 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Look at the keyboard...U and I are together, look underneath it says JK.

12/1/2012 7:00:16 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls At school, I risk my phone's life to text you.

12/1/2012 6:59:22 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls How is it that I can remember words to a song from years ago but can't remember what the heck I studied for last night.

12/1/2012 6:58:34 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls That annoying moment when people come over and your mom turns into the nicest person in the world.

12/1/2012 6:57:34 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls *Phone vibrates at home* Barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Massive earthquake.

12/1/2012 6:57:05 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Things I do when I have to study: 1% = Study. 99% = Tell people I have to study.

12/1/2012 6:56:27 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Whenever I say 'I'm bored,' my mom hears 'I want to do chores.'

12/1/2012 6:55:50 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls When your dad or mom says 'I need to talk to you' that one sentence has the power to make you remember every bad thing you have done in your life.

12/1/2012 6:54:11 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Mom: YOUR GROUNDED. Teen: Psh. Fine I don't care. Mom: Give me your phone then. Teen: OMG I'M SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU!

12/1/2012 6:53:24 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I don't care how old I am. If I lose my Mom in the supermarket I will panic.

12/1/2012 6:52:44 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

11/28/2012 6:57:23 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

11/27/2012 4:03:52 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I used to think you were awesome. Now I just kind of think you're a JERK.

11/27/2012 4:03:16 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

11/27/2012 4:01:04 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Why go to college? There’s Google.

11/27/2012 3:59:29 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls May I be excused? My brain is full.

11/27/2012 3:58:38 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment.

11/27/2012 3:57:19 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.

11/27/2012 3:56:22 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.

11/27/2012 3:55:26 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

11/27/2012 3:52:41 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.

11/27/2012 3:52:11 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

11/27/2012 3:51:37 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls When food falls on the floor: Little Germs: LETS GET IT! King Germ: NO! WE MUST WAIT FOR 5 SECONDS!

11/27/2012 7:03:15 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I came back later with a glass of water.

11/27/2012 7:01:31 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking.

11/22/2012 4:51:19 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!

11/22/2012 4:49:16 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

11/22/2012 4:47:28 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

11/22/2012 4:46:55 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

11/22/2012 4:46:35 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11/22/2012 4:45:54 PM | Report

ellie hills Here's my pinterest: http://pinterest.com/elliehills/ Here's my Funny Quotes and Pics board: http://pinterest.com/elliehills/funny-pictures-d/ and my twitter username is @ellieehills :)

11/22/2012 12:42:41 PM | Report

ellie hills Hey guys! Happy Thanksgiving! So sorry I haven't been on very much. I have given positions to rockchik333 and skardiekat! I still have a position open so I might just chose someone that posts a lot or have a contest of some sort, not sure yet.Even though I'm not here posting quotes as often as I'd like, if you have a pinterest you can look at my board of funny quotes and pictures! Let me know if you have a pinterest and I'll make sure to follow ya! I also sometimes post some quotes on twitter (with lots of 1D stuff too :D ) so just comment your username below for a follow! :)

11/22/2012 12:40:39 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Hey! Could I have the last position? Thank you SO much!!

11/22/2012 4:43:57 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel checking out lyrics to a song then realizing that you've been singing it wrong the whole time

11/19/2012 4:00:05 PM | Report

skardiekat me texting my crush: ur a qt!! ;) my crush imma wha?

11/20/2012 9:23:54 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel hey guys! i just created a brand new club and i would really appreciate it if u all joined. thanks and here's the link: http://www.girlslife.com/Club.aspx?id=11905

11/19/2012 3:53:48 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel @rockchik333: i'd just start posting a lot on here and maybe ellie hills will notice u post a lot more than some people who have positions and give u one:)

11/17/2012 2:53:32 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls When in doubt, mumble.

11/18/2012 11:21:52 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee

11/18/2012 11:18:50 AM | Report

bananaface13 HAHAHHAHAHA! I don't have a Facebook but that's hysterical!!

11/20/2012 5:52:17 PM | Report

rockchik333 “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.” ― Bill Cosby

11/18/2012 7:39:05 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel laughing so hard, you feel a six pack coming on

11/17/2012 2:52:27 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

11/18/2012 11:12:35 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel You know you've made a good argument when your parent's come back is "Because I told you so."

11/16/2012 4:51:59 PM | Report

rockchik333 hey if there is anyone who dosn't really post, can I have a spot?

11/16/2012 5:21:46 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I'm not a stalker. I'm an unpaid private investigator.

11/16/2012 4:50:57 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls When life gives you lemons, squirt them into peoples eyes.

11/18/2012 11:13:47 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel I call Gatorade by its colors, not its flavors

11/13/2012 4:13:06 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

11/18/2012 11:20:37 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Math: Mental abuse to humans

11/18/2012 11:14:31 AM | Report

skardiekat ellie hills is there anyone who doesn't post? if so could i maybe have there position if one comes up please! answer back on my profile!!!!! thank you so much <3skardiekat<3

11/15/2012 6:31:56 PM | Report

skardiekat i need a 7 day vacation every week!!!

11/15/2012 6:22:46 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking, if anyone heard us right now they’d think we’re crazy

11/12/2012 6:11:09 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

11/18/2012 11:19:53 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love:)

11/12/2012 6:08:27 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love:)

11/12/2012 6:06:42 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear pink lemonade, Where can I find these pink lemons?Sincerely, confused drinker

11/10/2012 8:41:16 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I enjoy long romantic walks....... to the fridge.

11/18/2012 11:16:12 AM | Report

rockchik333 Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx

11/12/2012 7:38:45 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear girls who hate school, Maybe instead of whining about having to go to school, you should think about the women long before us whose biggest wish was to be able to be taught how to read and write. Sincerely, I appreciate my right to education

11/10/2012 8:38:47 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That moment when you can't finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending

11/9/2012 11:35:15 PM | Report

Paramorefan123 Dear acne commercials , The water really doesn't splash on your face like how you show it Thanks a lot The soaking wet bathroom floor

11/10/2012 2:41:43 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That awkward moment when you sarcasm is so advanced people actually think your stupid.

11/10/2012 12:16:16 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That awkward moment when you run over your own banana in mario kart.

11/10/2012 12:11:43 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That risky naked run from the bathroom to the bedroom

11/5/2012 5:05:19 PM | Report

rockchik333 LOL so true so true

11/6/2012 5:24:49 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Me: Dad, can I? Dad: Go ask your mom. Me: Mom? Mom: Go ask your dad.

11/4/2012 1:21:28 AM | Report

rockchik333 I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C. Fields

11/4/2012 6:44:30 AM | Report

happyone123 (cont.) "so conceited!"

11/3/2012 11:21:55 PM | Report

happyone123 You know,I saw someone at the mall today.She was really pretty, and she looked sort of familiar. Then I noticed we were wearing the same clothes,Then when I went to brush my hair back, she mirrored my movements! I smiled shyly. My mom said, "You are

11/3/2012 11:21:31 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I need a six month vacation, twice a year

10/30/2012 7:23:40 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That moment of fear when your teacher announces that they're going to start calling on random people

10/26/2012 4:42:28 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Screw butterflies, the whole zoo erupts in my stomach when I see you.

10/26/2012 4:28:20 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: If someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and probably die.

10/24/2012 9:55:38 PM | Report

rockchik333 Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?---Roseanne Barr

10/26/2012 9:33:57 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Maybe, just maybe, I'm still single because I never forwarded those chain emails a few years ago...

10/21/2012 9:44:38 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel When your friend covers your mouth, you lick their hand

10/21/2012 9:41:50 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Admit it, as a kid, we've all talked into a fan to hear our "robot voice."

10/20/2012 12:09:27 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls mmmm hmmm...... I admit it, 2.....

10/20/2012 8:58:50 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Freaking out your neighbors by renaming your WiFi to "FBI Surveillence Van."

10/15/2012 10:12:13 PM | Report

skardiekat "don't scratch ur head then think why is it snowing!"

10/19/2012 9:35:41 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I'm capable of doing things to make the world a better place. Tomorrow, though

10/12/2012 10:41:48 PM | Report

rockchik333 hey If there are any positions where no one is coming on, can I have it? thanks!

10/13/2012 2:28:03 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel There's just no angry way to say "bubbles."

10/12/2012 10:34:09 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel When someone offers you their food and you can't help but wonder what the heck they did to it

10/10/2012 10:39:27 PM | Report

rockchik333 Jerry Seinfield Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

10/12/2012 3:47:00 PM | Report

rockchik333 There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

10/12/2012 3:43:05 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Looking at a closet full of clothes and yet thinking you have nothing to wear

10/10/2012 10:36:16 PM | Report

skardiekat AMEN, i do it all the time then i think to myself "why on earth did i buy THAT???!!!" but i still love it lol :)

10/19/2012 9:31:16 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That awesome moment when you walk into class late and the teacher isn't there yet

10/10/2012 10:33:45 PM | Report

bananaface13 When I was a kid it was this huge contest to see who was the first in the classroom and we were very pleased when we did. :D

11/20/2012 5:36:23 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I'm a member of the CSI: Can't. Stand. Idiots.

10/6/2012 3:20:13 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Hahaha that's my friend has that shirt CSI: Can't Stand Idiots

10/8/2012 4:44:59 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel The biggest lie i tell myself is, "I'm only going to eat one slice of pizza."

9/24/2012 3:27:49 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel when a girl cancels a date, she has to. when a guy cancels a date, he has two

9/18/2012 8:29:04 PM | Report

rockchik333 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

9/22/2012 7:16:53 PM | Report

smileyface101yea this made my day

9/29/2012 11:28:22 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel you know you are truly grown up when the waiter stops bringing you crayons and paper at restaurants

9/18/2012 8:28:03 PM | Report

bananaface13 I know right! I get really, REAAAALLLY mad when a waiter gives me a styrophome cup. :P

10/6/2012 6:31:50 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, the world would be a very creepy place

9/14/2012 9:11:34 PM | Report

rockchik333 I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug

9/18/2012 6:59:43 PM | Report

skardiekat i am giving the floor a hug now that is too FUNNNNNNYYYYYY :)

10/19/2012 9:33:54 PM | Report

rockchik333 That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class so your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale…

9/15/2012 7:29:56 PM | Report

ellie hills Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potatoe.

9/14/2012 11:36:44 AM | Report

ellie hills So sorry I havent been on! School and volleyball are keeping me ridiculsly busy :( I'll try to update often but its really hard. Sorry guys. Sorry you have to leave @terra rose we will miss ya!

9/14/2012 11:31:59 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Some people hear voices...Some see invisible people... Others have no imagination whatsoever

9/9/2012 9:57:31 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer

9/9/2012 9:56:22 PM | Report

happyone123 Something I remembered at the most random time just now. It's from Night at the museum 1: Dumb-dumb gimme gum-gum

9/9/2012 7:37:03 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to answer a text

9/8/2012 10:15:53 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yea, it's kinda creepy, why are you celebrating, you dumb fingers!!!!!!!!!

9/9/2012 7:36:00 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel The awkward moment when u start talking and the whole room suddenly decides to fall silent...

9/8/2012 10:13:28 PM | Report

happyone123 @Terra Rose<3 she hasn't been on in almost a month.. where culd she be..???

9/8/2012 9:52:03 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ @ellie hills, please get rid of my position. Sorry, I'm really busy with school, don't have enough time for this club anymore. Have a nice day. Lots of love, Terra :)

9/8/2012 1:18:19 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Your pinky is the smallest finger, but it is capable of holding the biggest secrets. :)

9/8/2012 1:16:38 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That awkward moment when you finish painting your nails and you have a wedgie.

9/8/2012 3:13:30 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The awkward moment you've already said "What?" 3 times and you still have no idea what the person is saying...so you just smile and say "Yeah." :)

9/8/2012 1:15:15 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes...and that's kinda the same thing

9/3/2012 8:35:27 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel @Char: it's ok! Hope u feel better <3

9/3/2012 2:11:59 PM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 Hey I'm sorry I don't post very often I just noticed I got the postition, rly rly sorry. And I've been sick and depressed lately.. Love<3 y'all! -Char<3

9/1/2012 4:50:13 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start

9/1/2012 3:28:14 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel They say not to drink and drive...well today I was drinkin a juice box and riding my tricycle...I FELT SOOO DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!

9/1/2012 11:47:12 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel I am head over slippers for you...Heels just aren't my thing

8/30/2012 8:58:50 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That awkward moment when your dentist asks you a question while his hands are in your mouth.

8/31/2012 9:18:26 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yea, its pretty weird....

9/3/2012 9:44:16 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ We all have that one creepy neighbor who never comes out of there house.

8/30/2012 4:20:07 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yep, that sound like BOTH of my neighbors :E

8/30/2012 6:59:55 PM | Report

happyone123 Sometimes, I look back at something I did in the past, and I think to myself, "What was I THINKING?!"

8/29/2012 2:33:29 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Waitress: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, we'll just eat on the floor."

8/26/2012 7:21:52 PM | Report

sfluv Quote: Doing nothing is very hard to do. you never know when you are finished

8/28/2012 11:32:57 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They posted a note on my windshield that said "parking fine" on it, which was quite nice:)

8/25/2012 4:40:53 PM | Report

happyone123 -Ice Age four: The Continental Drift

8/24/2012 7:56:07 PM | Report

High Tops FTW um, ur secretary doesnt seem 2 be postin very often, do u think that maybe i could be secretary? i'll post bunches!!

8/25/2012 9:22:10 AM | Report

happyone123 Possom 1:"Can I tell him our secret?" *other possom nods* possom 1:"We're very.. Stupid." Molehog: "You don't care that the world is about to end?!" Possom 1:*Honks molehog nose* "beep!"

8/24/2012 7:55:49 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls hahahahaha thats hilarious :))))))))))))))

8/30/2012 6:58:02 PM | Report

High Tops FTW um, what? -_-

8/25/2012 8:48:49 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.

8/24/2012 12:13:32 PM | Report

nellieg3 haha so true :)

8/24/2012 9:19:48 PM | Report

happyone123 *Me in a room with so many toys, magazines, laptop and tv* : I'm bored Mom: Then go find something to do. Me: But there's nothing to do!

8/23/2012 12:25:11 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls that sounds like my cousin on Christmas day....

8/30/2012 6:56:55 PM | Report

happyone123 *Me before Atlantis (from spongebob)* I can't wait! *In Atlantis* OMG THERE IS NO MAKEUP!

8/22/2012 11:30:21 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel "but mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back."

8/20/2012 1:58:43 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel why do we eat junk food when we're STRESSED? because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!

8/20/2012 1:57:03 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls ahhh thats funny :)

8/30/2012 6:55:07 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel getting paid to sleep...that's my dream job

8/20/2012 1:55:25 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls thats a good one :P

8/30/2012 6:56:03 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ That mysterious toothbrush in your bathroom that nobody in your family uses.

8/17/2012 12:53:21 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yea, that ones mine :)

8/30/2012 6:55:32 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If you dont do stupid things while you're young, you have nothing to smile about when you're older.

8/17/2012 12:51:30 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one calls the other one ugly

8/16/2012 12:01:39 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Sometimes I just want to throw a lamp at someone and yell, "LIGHTEN UP!!!"

8/15/2012 11:25:06 AM | Report

nellieg3 not a very bright idea . . . . . .

8/16/2012 10:40:17 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear bully, Remember that kid you made fun of for the glasses, braces, and book-carrying? Yeah, contacts, perfect teeth, and intelligence. Sincerely, loving myself.

8/13/2012 3:24:22 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Santa, You watch people sleep too? Sincerely, Edward

8/13/2012 3:22:14 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel "I dreamt about you last night." "Really?" "Yeah...U died."

8/13/2012 3:21:04 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Whenever I go to bed with 2 socks, I always wake up with 1. :/

8/13/2012 1:11:15 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yeah, me too, its kind of annoying when you can't find it in your bed covers :/

8/14/2012 5:33:29 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ There is no 'u' in awesoME, but there is 'me'

8/13/2012 1:06:43 PM | Report

skardiekat their is no I in tEaM but if u move somethings around there is a ME OR MOVE THEM ALL AROUND IT IS meat

10/19/2012 9:45:40 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Life is crazy, first you wanna grow up, then you want to be a kid again. :)

8/13/2012 1:04:07 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel the following saying was actually a sign hung up in a movie theater: "Due to limited tickets for the midnight showing of HUNGER GAMES, guests will be chosen at random to fight it out to the DEATH in our arena. Thanks, Theater Staff

8/12/2012 6:35:51 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel ok go to YouTube and search "winterspringpro i wanna go hunger games lyrics." it's the first video. soooo funny!!!

8/12/2012 6:32:48 PM | Report

happyone123 Wake up for school: (-_-) Wake up for summer: \('O')/

8/11/2012 10:51:45 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yeah, pretty much.

8/12/2012 10:30:38 AM | Report

happyone123 My friend told me I was delusional.. I almost fell off my unicorn!

8/11/2012 10:44:06 AM | Report

skardiekat HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

10/20/2012 12:43:50 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls omg!

8/12/2012 10:30:55 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Anyone else find random glitter on themselves?!

8/10/2012 12:12:40 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls i know! its always on my face! and I NEVER use glitter! WE NEED ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/12/2012 10:32:06 AM | Report

heysoulsister225 im agreeing completely!! i dont even own random glitter

8/13/2012 11:12:43 AM | Report

nellieg3 I know me neither! someone should start a random glitter club.

8/15/2012 9:52:07 PM | Report

Linsertart I know right!!!!!! Totally!!!! I don't even have glittery clothes on sometimes when it happens!!! Nor do I ever use it!! Weird!!!!

8/21/2012 2:25:43 PM | Report

JustluvAriana I am now making a random glitter club! ;)

11/5/2012 5:38:04 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I am the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster

8/10/2012 11:17:09 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls I KNOW! I always watch horror movies and never freak out, but when I am cooking something in the oven and it goes*DING* I absolutley FREAK OUT!

8/12/2012 10:33:53 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel why does everyone feel so safe under a blanket? it's not like a murderer is going to walk into your room and say, "oh i'm gonna kill---agh! she's under a blanket!"

8/9/2012 10:53:49 PM | Report

happyone123 Always remember, you're unique, Just like everybody else.

8/9/2012 9:20:57 PM | Report

EddyKala Why is your room so messy?? So if a kidnapper comes in they'll trip over all the stuff.

8/9/2012 9:50:33 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls That's actually a pretty good excuse!

8/12/2012 10:34:45 AM | Report

EddyKala Why?Because I said so. Great one you should be a lawyer.

8/9/2012 9:49:42 AM | Report

EddyKala Me:"Hey Mom do you need help with _____?Mom:"No"Me:"Are you sure"Mom:"Yes I'm sure" Me:*Goes away* Mom:"NOBODY IN THIS FAMILY EVER HELPS ME NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME I WORK ALL DAY & YOU CAN'T EVEN HELP ME"

8/9/2012 9:48:31 AM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls OMG! That's my mom when she is cleaning dishes or doing laundry or after she gets out of her "horrible job" when she says she loves it.

8/12/2012 10:36:06 AM | Report

EddyKala Hey can you _______? No,my nails are drying.

8/9/2012 9:43:44 AM | Report

High Tops FTW thats awesome.

8/9/2012 2:02:24 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Me without money: I want everything. ------ Me with money: I dont know what I should buy?

8/9/2012 12:13:26 AM | Report

happyone123 I am a female. Fe=Iron and Male=Man. Therefore, I'm Iron Man.

8/8/2012 1:33:45 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

8/6/2012 10:57:31 AM | Report

Linsertart so goood.... so good.... haha... can't stop laughing:)

8/21/2012 2:28:35 PM | Report

bananaface13 Murray: "This is Murray on Sesame Street! Elmo, can you use the word 'recycle' in a sentence?" Elmo: "Sure! Sesame Street 'recycles' 3 episodes a week!" Murray: "Um, ah...this is Murray saying, 'See you next time on the street!' Err...Peace! heheh."

8/6/2012 10:38:21 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel inside Out of the rain The rain!

8/6/2012 10:55:35 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel I set fire to the bread Watched it burn as my mom slapped my head Then she screamed while I cried And i ran outside into the rain The rain! I set fire to the bread Then i threw it at Katniss' head Then she screamed and I cried And i went back

8/6/2012 10:54:54 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pajama party.

8/6/2012 1:19:28 AM | Report

EddyKala Hey nice tan!! What's your race?? Carrot??

8/5/2012 8:08:20 PM | Report

EddyKala The problem with Channing Tatum?? I'm not his wife.

8/5/2012 8:07:32 PM | Report

EddyKala Your going to make cats very happy one day

8/5/2012 8:06:19 PM | Report

EddyKala *Crush steals food* hey! *Regular person steals food* *punches*

8/5/2012 8:01:22 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Seeing a bug outside : "Hello Mr. Bug.". Seeing a bug inside your house : "Die!! Die!!"

8/4/2012 7:55:05 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Did you know that if you unscramble Gabby Douglas's last name, it spells USA GOLD

8/4/2012 10:10:05 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Why is it that you trust the bank with your money, but they dont even trust you with their pens?

8/4/2012 7:51:48 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls yeah, I seriously don't get why their pens have so much sentimental value to them.

8/12/2012 10:37:31 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I am young. I spend most of my time online. I go to bed late and I am crazy about one person. :)

8/3/2012 12:31:02 PM | Report

EddyKala Someone should tell the Ice Age squirrel that there are other acorns.

8/1/2012 2:51:00 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Dinner, They're only using you to get to me. Sincerely, Dessert

8/1/2012 9:13:33 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear "serving size" of skittles , Please just tell me how many calories are in the whole pack. I'm not gonna eat 16 pieces and then stop. Sincerely, being honest.

8/1/2012 9:11:17 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel 5 extra minutes of sleep in the morning does make a difference

8/1/2012 9:09:50 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Can I please be VP? Thank you so much:)

8/1/2012 9:05:27 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Strangers think I`m quiet. My friends think I`m out-going. My best friends know that I`m completely insane.

8/1/2012 5:04:00 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"

8/1/2012 5:03:06 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much.

8/1/2012 5:01:54 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Cover on: Too hot Cover off: Too cold One leg out: perfect Brain: you know what you haven`t thought of in a while? Monsters *Leg back in*

8/1/2012 5:01:13 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Looking at your friend then bursting out into laughter. :D

8/1/2012 2:11:10 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Pronouncing "Target" like "Tarjay" to make it sound fancier. ;)

8/1/2012 2:09:56 PM | Report

ellie hills Charlotte12sky4 , happyone123 , and myfatsquirrel , there are 3 positions open. Vp, Treasurer, and Secretary. Comment which one you want. If two people say the same one I'll pick whoever commented first. First come first served!

8/1/2012 11:53:48 AM | Report

happyone123 I'll take Treasurer! Plz and thank u!! :)

8/4/2012 11:04:41 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I'll be VP! Thanks:)

8/4/2012 9:17:10 PM | Report

ellie hills Charlotte12sky4 , happyone123 , and myfatsquirrel , there are 3 positions open. Vp, Treasurer, and Secretary. Comment which one you want. If two people say the same one I'll pick whoever commented first. First come first served!

8/1/2012 11:53:46 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Stop using "YOLO" as an excuse to act stupid.

7/27/2012 11:28:19 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Seeing the spider isn't the problem. The problem is when it disappears.

7/31/2012 9:36:03 PM | Report

skardiekat OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE

10/19/2012 9:53:59 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel That Awkward Moment When The Substitute Thinks Your Boyfriend is Your Brother.

7/31/2012 9:34:07 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear lady who is suing me for $150,000, You're joking right? You're that angry that I broke three of your 8 year olds ribs while giving him CPR? Sincerely, the EMT who brought your child back to life

7/31/2012 9:26:12 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma... Sincerely, the Titanic

7/31/2012 9:23:34 PM | Report

High Tops FTW I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don`t want to start any trouble, but shouldn`t that be an even number?

7/31/2012 9:11:00 AM | Report

Payton K havent you seen sister wives?

8/8/2012 1:51:28 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That moment when you trip going up the stairs so you run up the stairs to make it seem like you didn`t trip.

7/31/2012 9:09:27 AM | Report

High Tops FTW That moment when you`re watching a dancing show with your parents. Inside: Imagining yourself doing those moves. Outside: Poker face.

7/31/2012 9:08:46 AM | Report

High Tops FTW Think POSITIVE: I fell down the stairs then said, WELL I GOT DOWN THOSE STAIRS FAST.

7/31/2012 9:08:05 AM | Report

High Tops FTW "Falling asleep? Cool.....Hey I need to pee immediately" - My body every night.

7/31/2012 9:07:24 AM | Report

High Tops FTW Hey girls, stop doing that thing with your lips when you take pictures. You`re making us look stupid, Sincerely ducks.

7/31/2012 9:06:44 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Just painted a blue square in my yard to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pool!

7/30/2012 12:23:56 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: 'Wow! Dogs are easily entertained"... Then I realized, I was watching a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.

7/30/2012 12:22:15 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If you ever buy a large TV, remember to put the box in your neighbor's trash can so they get robbed and not you.

7/30/2012 12:21:06 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them.

7/30/2012 12:16:41 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Lazy rule = If you spill water, it will eventually dry.

7/29/2012 3:17:15 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls Dear Math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

7/27/2012 6:34:30 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Before I die I'm going to say, "I left a million dollars in the..."

7/25/2012 1:44:51 PM | Report

girlscupcakespitbulls did someone just fart? oh, it was just you talking.

7/27/2012 6:35:11 PM | Report

bananaface13 Dear Dora, how do you get that shirt through your head??

7/26/2012 9:30:43 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Handsanitizer helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

7/25/2012 1:43:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ How is every movie the #1 movie in America?

7/25/2012 12:38:52 AM | Report

ellie hills "Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back... you know, since you're not using it? Sincerely, _usic."

7/23/2012 5:20:49 PM | Report

ellie hills "Dear Wii, The joke is on you. Sincerely, bowling while laying down on the couch."

7/23/2012 5:20:33 PM | Report

ellie hills *****Are you part of the club "Hilarious Quotes" ? No!? Then head on over! I am currently VP of the club and it is awesome! It is just like "Funny Quotes!!" but with even more quotes! There are even some positions open! Go under my profile to find it or go search for it in the search box! Hope to see you there!!*****

7/17/2012 3:19:28 PM | Report

ellie hills *******If anyone else wants a position, comment below this. If there is more then one spot open you can have it if you post lots! :D The people that post first are first in line!*******

7/17/2012 3:10:28 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel i would like a position! thanks:)

7/30/2012 2:14:06 PM | Report

ellie hills @charlotte12sky4 - There are'nt any open positions right now but some of them aren't posting. I'll give them a warning and if they don't post within a week, I'll give you a spot :) *******If anyone else wants a position, comment below this. If there is more then one spot open you can have it if you post lots! :D The people that post first are first in line!*******

7/17/2012 3:07:57 PM | Report

happyone123 I would like a position!!!!

7/19/2012 8:48:39 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Tell me what is the mitsake in this sentence. :)

7/16/2012 4:44:30 PM | Report

happyone123 u spelled mistake wrong us spelled it mitsake instead of mistake

7/19/2012 8:47:46 PM | Report

ellie hills Next time I go out to eat I'm going to order melted ice with frozen water.

7/16/2012 12:24:54 PM | Report

ellie hills When I grow up I want to be a nail polish namer.

7/16/2012 12:23:20 PM | Report

ellie hills I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.

7/16/2012 12:19:51 PM | Report

ellie hills My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

7/16/2012 12:17:33 PM | Report

ellie hills I love the kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

7/16/2012 12:03:49 PM | Report

ellie hills My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, ''Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny'' & walked away like a boss.

7/16/2012 12:02:07 PM | Report

ellie hills My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, ''Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny'' & walked away like a boss.

7/16/2012 12:02:05 PM | Report

EddyKala My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face and said "Tooth Fairy,Santa,Easter Bunny" and walked away like a boss

7/16/2012 11:25:43 AM | Report

EddyKala MY GRADATION: I hate you all peace out

7/16/2012 11:22:58 AM | Report

EddyKala I don't care if I can't sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.

7/16/2012 11:21:27 AM | Report

EddyKala Santa saw your Facebook page he's getting you some clothes for Christmas

7/12/2012 11:31:31 AM | Report

Raniey When boys fight, it's kinda cute. But when girls fight, it's the start of world war 3

7/15/2012 9:58:49 PM | Report

Raniey My friend told me i was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn!

7/15/2012 9:57:07 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear deodorant commericals, No, can't say I do dance around my room sniffing my arm pits. Sincerely, creeped out

7/13/2012 1:08:21 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

7/13/2012 1:04:24 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel dear math, stop asking for your X. She's not coming back!

7/13/2012 12:58:33 PM | Report

heysoulsister225 PS dont ask me y either

7/18/2012 6:13:45 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel there is a light at the end of any tunnel...just hope it's not a train!

7/13/2012 12:57:43 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel i just finished covering the cracks in the ceiling with whiteout

7/13/2012 12:56:07 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

7/13/2012 12:52:19 PM | Report

EddyKala People only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of the shade.

7/11/2012 8:17:13 PM | Report

EddyKala You hate drama?? Cool stop starting it

7/11/2012 8:16:06 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Sleep is for people without access to the internet.

7/11/2012 6:09:55 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Sleep is for people without access to the internet.

7/11/2012 6:09:24 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Dear Dreams, stop ending when I get to the good part! >:(

7/11/2012 6:08:56 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Listening to someone's story and thinking...lies...lie...lies!

7/11/2012 6:07:51 PM | Report

EddyKala Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

7/8/2012 6:58:33 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Today i got a spear from the 99 resturaunt. It was holding together a lemon and a cherry in my strawberry lemonade. I took it home cuz it's not everyday that people put weapons of mass destruction in your drinks.

7/9/2012 7:17:39 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel some people say you can't live without love...i think oxygen is more important

7/9/2012 10:09:09 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel i'm not a blonde! i'm knot! i'm knot! i'm knot!

7/9/2012 10:05:28 AM | Report

charlotte12sky4 lol! and ya never know when ya need lip gloss. lol. jk! i love your club! can i be an officer?

7/9/2012 1:05:17 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ What's today? Wednesday. No. Like...the number.

7/2/2012 11:54:13 PM | Report

gemstone_smile5 That always happens

11/5/2012 12:22:18 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ This is how my week goes : Moooooooonday, Tuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.

7/2/2012 11:42:38 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Id rather live a life of 'oh well's' than a life of 'what if's'

7/2/2012 11:38:30 PM | Report

EddyKala The words "Hater" and "Swag" are use by the people who have neither.

7/1/2012 8:42:57 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel i have the body of a hot lifeguard..........it's in my freezer

7/2/2012 4:38:16 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste

7/2/2012 4:36:14 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

7/2/2012 4:34:58 PM | Report

ellie hills Don't be racist, be like a panda! They are white black and Asian! But they are not Mexican... so be like a panda with a Taco!

7/1/2012 11:10:16 AM | Report

ellie hills You should be able to call 911, you know, just in case you're hiding from a killer and can't talk. Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Caller: A mam is too young to bill me! Operator:I'm sorry? Caller: HAH AUTO CORRECT!! Operator: LOLOLOLOLOL

6/30/2012 3:29:07 PM | Report

ellie hills I'm allergic to food. I break out in fat.

6/30/2012 3:22:27 PM | Report

ellie hills No, I'm not crazy, I'm normal with a splash of awesome.

6/30/2012 3:19:12 PM | Report

ellie hills *Throwing coolers at people that need to chill*

6/30/2012 3:17:39 PM | Report

ellie hills *Throwing coolers at people that need to chill*

6/30/2012 3:17:37 PM | Report

EddyKala When they lower my casket in the ground I demand they play "Drop It Like It's Hot"

6/19/2012 6:20:21 PM | Report

High Tops FTW You're my friend, you cry, I cry. You luagh, I laugh. You jump of a bridge, I get in my boat to save your butt.

6/30/2012 2:44:25 PM | Report

High Tops FTW That awkward moment when a zombie comes looking for brains and walks right past you.

6/30/2012 2:38:26 PM | Report

happyone123 Dora had a heart attack when she discovered Google Maps.. Yay!

6/28/2012 9:29:49 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I went to a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance

6/26/2012 12:21:00 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

6/26/2012 12:20:18 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6/26/2012 12:17:19 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

6/26/2012 12:17:03 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

6/26/2012 12:13:38 PM | Report

myfatsquirrel Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

6/26/2012 12:12:20 PM | Report

happyone123 Potatoes! --one directioners say this...

6/20/2012 5:53:31 PM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 I didn't know they said that! Lol!

7/9/2012 12:47:34 AM | Report

EddyKala Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough.

6/19/2012 9:34:07 AM | Report

Sam Cool1038 If Monday were a person, I'd slap it.

6/21/2012 11:32:39 AM | Report

EddyKala I don't care what your gender is,I'm calling you dude.

6/19/2012 9:33:28 AM | Report

happyone123 me: guess what? person: what? me: u know that white guy with the chef's hat on the pillsbury commercials? person: yeah. me: he died of yeast infection. person: then why is he still on the commercials?

6/20/2012 5:30:39 PM | Report

EddyKala I'm that bridge jumping friend your Mother warned you about.

6/19/2012 9:32:50 AM | Report

EddyKala When I call my parents,and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer it's like World War ||

6/19/2012 9:32:20 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song, I discover that I like my version better

6/18/2012 3:41:09 PM | Report

gemstone_smile5 That happens to me all the time!

11/5/2012 12:14:58 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Me: "Hey I just met you-" Stranger: *Walks away* Me: "Now you're just somebody that I use to know!"

6/18/2012 3:37:08 PM | Report

ellie hills That awkward moment when you're walking and then you start thinking about how you're walking, and you feel like you're walking weird.

6/18/2012 12:09:21 PM | Report

ellie hills Who else remembers the random 3 eyed monkey On Nickelodeon that would randomnly pop up after shows & be like "HI IM PAUL"?

6/18/2012 12:08:23 PM | Report

Linsertart oh mai goodnes yes that was funy me and my sis used to laugh at that:)

8/21/2012 2:46:05 PM | Report

ellie hills One Direction meet LMFAO: "You don't know you're beautiful!" -"Actually, I'm sexy and I know it..."

6/18/2012 12:06:15 PM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 Lol! I love showing my mum these! Haha!

7/9/2012 12:49:14 AM | Report

ellie hills One Direction meet LMFAO: "You don't know you're beautiful!" -"Actually, I'm sexy and I know it..."

6/18/2012 12:06:14 PM | Report

ellie hills One Direction meet LMFAO: "You don't know you're beautiful!" -"Actually, I'm sexy and I know it..."

6/18/2012 12:06:13 PM | Report

ellie hills I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with me in the background...

6/18/2012 12:04:46 PM | Report

Linsertart I know! Sometimes I purposly try to get in the picture so that random strangers are like, "Who's that girl smiling like a maniac? Do you know her?"

8/21/2012 3:02:09 PM | Report

ellie hills operator: 911, please hold. me: stop murdering me or a sec; we're on hold Murder: K

6/18/2012 12:02:22 PM | Report

EddyKala *Sleeping in class* Teacher: *calls name* Me: In God's name amen

6/16/2012 4:18:42 PM | Report

EddyKala *Finishing art project in class* Teacher: You have plenty of time to finish that after class. *5 seconds after the bell has rang* Teacher: We have plenty of time now don't hurry!

6/16/2012 4:15:34 PM | Report

EddyKala *Chewing gum in class* Teacher:Are you chewing gum?,spit it out this instant! *Spits gum in teachers face*

6/16/2012 4:13:49 PM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 Lol!

7/9/2012 12:50:52 AM | Report

EddyKala Mom: Oh look dude,that's so chill bro! Me: We don't talk like that mom. Me with a friend: Oh look dude,that's so chill bro!

6/16/2012 4:12:33 PM | Report

EddyKala Me:*Breathes* Mom: I am sick and tired of your attitude!

6/16/2012 4:10:22 PM | Report

High Tops FTW Yeah, thats happens 2 me waay 2 much X]

6/30/2012 2:41:28 PM | Report

EddyKala They wonder why we have so little trees today..... Save trees and get rid of textbooks.

6/16/2012 4:08:50 PM | Report

EddyKala Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank internet,Google,Wikipedia,Microsoft Word & Copy & Paste

6/16/2012 4:07:11 PM | Report

gemstone_smile5 LoL xP

11/5/2012 12:10:23 AM | Report

EddyKala

6/16/2012 4:05:54 PM | Report

EddyKala When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action,they rented out my room.

6/16/2012 4:02:32 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I would win American Idol if they let me bring my shower on stage.

6/16/2012 9:35:52 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Seeing a car in the middle of the mall and thinking "How did that get in there?"

6/16/2012 9:33:44 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ *Me During The Summer*. Is today Tuesday or Saturday?

6/16/2012 9:30:20 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I'm pretty sure if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would be ashamed.

6/16/2012 9:27:56 AM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 Agreed!!

6/16/2012 12:10:22 PM | Report

skardiekat more like turn over in his grave!!!

11/15/2012 6:39:04 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Rain + Comfortable Bed =Impossible to Wake Up

6/16/2012 9:21:34 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If a camera lens is round, why are pictures rectangular?

6/16/2012 9:20:22 AM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 Hmm, I never THIUGHT about that!

7/9/2012 12:56:46 AM | Report

EddyKala My impression of my Grandma:"Oh your such a young gingersnapper my gingersnapper look how much you've grown young lady! My Grandma when I see her:"Hi dear it's been forever since I've seen you!wait,how old are you again?

6/15/2012 4:49:57 PM | Report

EddyKala Boy:$%^&*9!#46 Adults: Boys will be boys Girl:$#%7 Adult: Young lady!

6/15/2012 4:48:05 PM | Report

EddyKala We all have opinions it's just mine that I think is always right

6/15/2012 4:44:02 PM | Report

charlotte12sky4 lol. ikr? love this club! now i kniw where to go when my bff's phone is dead and i have no one to talk to! lol, thx 4 the laughs!

7/9/2012 1:06:26 AM | Report

ellie hills I laugh at my own texts before i send them because im that darn funny.

6/12/2012 5:47:59 PM | Report

ellie hills I laugh at my own texts before i send them because im that darn funny.

6/12/2012 5:47:58 PM | Report

ellie hills Oh, you're single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........... me too.

6/12/2012 5:46:36 PM | Report

ellie hills My Graduation Speech: "I hate all of you, I'm out."

6/12/2012 5:40:54 PM | Report

ellie hills I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

6/12/2012 5:38:39 PM | Report

ellie hills Flushing the toilet at night when everyone is asleep makes it seem 100 times louder.

6/12/2012 5:37:04 PM | Report

EddyKala If your going to have 2 faces at least make one pretty

6/11/2012 4:18:17 PM | Report

EddyKala Your 8 and have an iPhone. Please tell me how Barney is doing.

6/11/2012 4:17:36 PM | Report

smileyface101yea 77% of girls think they`re ugly. 50% of girls think they`re fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their apperances.

6/4/2012 11:36:59 AM | Report

rockchik333 A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld

6/9/2012 7:04:59 AM | Report

rockchik333 A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan

6/9/2012 7:03:51 AM | Report

rockchik333 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

6/9/2012 7:02:22 AM | Report

smileyface101yea Ephebiphobia: the fear of teenagers...

6/4/2012 11:36:47 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I'm the type of person who drinks hot chocolate in the summer, and eats ice cream in the winter... anyone else?

6/2/2012 11:55:00 AM | Report

kdpkdp I love hot chocolate during the summer :D!

6/23/2012 11:07:51 AM | Report

rockchik333 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

6/3/2012 11:41:15 AM | Report

rockchik333 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

6/3/2012 11:40:03 AM | Report

rockchik333 "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

6/3/2012 11:39:33 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If you can make me laugh, 273839292729228727 times more attractive. :D

6/2/2012 11:52:27 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ IT WASN'T ME!!! Oh that...yes that was me.

6/2/2012 11:49:56 AM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when you gently throw your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill the cat.

6/1/2012 1:13:49 PM | Report

ellie hills Dear McDonalds cashier, don't give me that look, you're never too old for a Happy Meal. Sincererly, don't forget the toy.

6/1/2012 1:01:50 PM | Report

ellie hills OH, YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS? THAT'S NOT ANNOYING AND UNNECESSARY AT ALL.

6/1/2012 12:53:57 PM | Report

ellie hills Oh, you're 8 and you had your heart broken? Please, tell me what Barney did to you.

6/1/2012 12:48:45 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when the person you like asks you who you like.

6/1/2012 12:43:06 PM | Report

smileyface101yea How people treat other people, is a direct reflection on how they feel about themselves.

6/1/2012 11:07:27 AM | Report

EddyKala Dear schools,how is being suspended a punishment?

5/27/2012 3:25:32 PM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 Lol! Love that INE!

7/9/2012 12:54:50 AM | Report

myfatsquirrel Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students everywhere

5/29/2012 12:42:33 AM | Report

EddyKala So a police man comes up to me with a sniffer dog & said,"This dog is telling me your on drugs ." I'm on drugs your the one talking to a dog. Not that I do drugs I just thought this was funny

5/27/2012 3:23:29 PM | Report

EddyKala Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls

5/27/2012 3:20:50 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 LOL!:)

6/13/2012 10:33:50 PM | Report

EddyKala People will judge you no matter what you do,so you might as well just do what you want.

5/27/2012 1:54:22 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I can't clean my room because I get distracted by all the cool stuff I find.

5/25/2012 5:45:26 PM | Report

kdpkdp Me too! :D p.s. i love ur profile pic!

6/23/2012 11:09:02 AM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 Haha that happens to me all the time!! :)

6/13/2012 10:34:32 PM | Report

Payton K OLo so true expiering that right now!! i got 2 bored so i got online! Olo

6/4/2012 6:52:28 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ "What comes after the letter P?" Normal People: "Q" Me: "Wait, A, B, C, D, E, F, G..."

5/25/2012 5:41:23 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The two best days of school: (1) The first. (2) The last.

5/25/2012 5:39:25 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ *After taking a test* Friend: How was the test? Me: I think I failed it. Mom: How was the test? Me: It was really easy.

5/25/2012 5:37:24 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.

5/25/2012 5:35:05 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 IKR!!

6/13/2012 10:34:54 PM | Report

ellie hills I've been holding a fish's head underwater for two hours now. Darn thing just won't drown!

5/25/2012 2:45:47 PM | Report

ellie hills I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013

5/25/2012 2:41:36 PM | Report

Payton K i would think yogurt would expire b4 that...... it is dairy

6/4/2012 6:51:19 PM | Report

kdpkdp Before B-E-F-O-R-E Not B4 We speak english not bingo

8/22/2012 11:31:27 AM | Report

ellie hills Look mom, one hand! Look mom, no hands! Look mom, no teeth!

5/25/2012 2:25:21 PM | Report

smileyface101yea "are u single" "no im plural" "i mean are you free this friday' "no im expensive" xD

5/22/2012 10:09:10 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. :(

5/15/2012 7:58:14 PM | Report

Dovepawrocks I have one, but it's not very good. *Person falls* "Did you fall?" "No, I attacked the floor!" "Backwards?" "I'm freakin talented."

5/19/2012 8:25:11 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ CLASS = Come Late And Start Socializing

5/15/2012 7:52:07 PM | Report

Payton K SCHOOL= Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives

5/20/2012 10:55:52 PM | Report

Dovepawrocks SWAG=Somthing We Americans Got

5/21/2012 5:42:24 PM | Report

Dovepawrocks SWAG=Somthing We Americans Got

5/21/2012 5:42:23 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

5/14/2012 7:18:28 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I’d go to the hospital because that sounds serious.

5/11/2012 8:40:38 PM | Report

Payton K omg Olo

5/13/2012 9:47:50 AM | Report

smileyface101yea Me and my bestfriend understand each other with just a glance. x]

5/7/2012 7:50:15 PM | Report

CupcakePanda To Do List: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name it Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness. lln jk

5/11/2012 5:24:57 PM | Report

CupcakePanda If someone says "I love you" and you dont feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast! ;) lln

5/11/2012 5:23:46 PM | Report

Courtney is christian So true :)

5/10/2012 5:04:13 PM | Report

smileyface101yea Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment. <3

5/7/2012 7:40:37 PM | Report

smileyface101yea I don't like being led on, lied to or confused. None of that, just tell me how it is from the beginning. Be Real.

5/7/2012 7:37:42 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

5/7/2012 6:00:16 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 LOL! :)

6/13/2012 10:36:13 PM | Report

Glitterheart16 i saw this on a website but worded differently.

5/7/2012 11:41:05 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

5/7/2012 5:58:36 PM | Report

Payton K :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i would never do that i am to nice!

5/9/2012 10:00:02 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I’m explosive, you’re the bomb. With our AWESOMENESS together we are an ATOMIC BOMB!

5/7/2012 5:08:17 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ @Payton K, I love your profile pic! If anyone wants hugs...Payton K and I are giving them out... for free! :D

5/1/2012 6:32:05 PM | Report

Payton K that awkward moment when you arive at the school dance you took 2 hour getting ready for and you relize you forgot make-up!

5/4/2012 5:26:08 PM | Report

Payton K so is Voldemort!!!!!!!!!

5/4/2012 5:25:12 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Haha u guys r weird! :-P But can i have one??? :-D lol

5/1/2012 7:58:12 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason why you don’t have food.

4/29/2012 4:41:16 PM | Report

Payton K RANDOM!!!!!!!! this is one of the few clubs where every officer posts!!!!!!!MODNAR When life hands you lemons throw them back and demand chocolate!!!!!!!!!

5/1/2012 5:25:35 PM | Report

CupcakePanda My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business.

5/1/2012 1:39:27 PM | Report

Charlotte12sky4 Story of my life! Lol. Thx for posting this one!

7/9/2012 12:59:23 AM | Report

Payton K friends bail you out of jail best friends sit next to you sayin DANG we messed up this time!!

4/29/2012 10:30:03 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Heehee!!! :-D

4/29/2012 8:04:34 PM | Report

smileyface101yea we all have that skinny friend that eats more than an elephant O.0

4/29/2012 10:25:56 AM | Report

Payton K i dont cuz it is me Olol!!

4/29/2012 10:29:15 PM | Report

smileyface101yea We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty.

4/29/2012 10:22:42 AM | Report

mckey101 ah! thats so me in the group!

5/5/2012 1:21:04 PM | Report

mckey101 ah! thats so me in the group!

5/5/2012 1:17:06 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Yes!

4/29/2012 8:04:12 PM | Report

EddyKala That frustrating moment when you've ALMOST finished your bowl of cereal and the last 5 are like "Catch me if you can idiot!"

4/27/2012 7:58:32 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 my cereal does that to me...then i catch it and im like what now??? mwahahaha ;)

5/28/2012 5:46:33 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 my cereal does that to me...then i catch it and im like what now??? mwahahaha ;)

5/28/2012 5:37:52 PM | Report

EddyKala I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.Fridge,you're coming to my room.

4/27/2012 7:56:08 PM | Report

Payton K i wish i could do that

4/28/2012 5:22:29 PM | Report

EddyKala The best memories come from bad ideas.

4/27/2012 7:55:01 PM | Report

Glitterheart16 true dat. :P

5/7/2012 11:54:29 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.

4/27/2012 7:30:11 PM | Report

Payton K Backwards? Im freaking talented!!!!!!!!

4/27/2012 10:32:49 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

4/27/2012 7:26:42 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 So true!!

6/13/2012 10:38:30 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Putting your iPod on shuffle, and then skipping all the way to the song you know you want to hear.

4/27/2012 7:21:27 PM | Report

Courtney is christian I do that alll the time.

8/14/2012 1:22:06 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ You’re like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really want you.

4/27/2012 7:19:27 PM | Report

Maribelle97 I don't like the first and the last peice of bread in a bag haha:)

5/6/2012 12:11:31 AM | Report

ellie hills Peeta: When I walk out of the shop, this is what I see Katniss: Not again. Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me I GOT A LOAG IN MY HAND AND I AINT AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT Katniss: Are you done? Peeta: IM PEETA AND I KNOW IT

4/27/2012 6:49:28 PM | Report

Glitterheart16 lol me and my sis sing this song on the bus.

4/28/2012 1:30:22 PM | Report

Payton K LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/27/2012 10:33:37 PM | Report

ellie hills Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic. Maybe next time.

4/27/2012 6:36:00 PM | Report

ellie hills I'm not forever alone. I'm forever single.

4/27/2012 6:30:07 PM | Report

ellie hills Call your mom 13 times she doesn't answer, "Sorry. Didn't hear my phone hunny." Mon calls you twice, "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER!?!

4/27/2012 6:19:05 PM | Report

EddyKala Why are kids obese?Maybe it's because burgers are $.99 & salads are $4.99.

4/23/2012 5:19:16 PM | Report

charlotte12sky4 exactly! they should make healty foods cheaper. (but still yummy, like milk, lol. :-P) my dad pointed that out cause i was like why are we overwegith? he was like, cause poeple are stupid and price salds to what is 100$ to us. lol.

7/9/2012 1:18:52 AM | Report

cowgirlup7 I hate that awkward moment when the whole class is silent and you bust out laughing over something that happened a week ago :P

4/27/2012 5:31:50 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 I hate that awkward moment when the whole class is silent and you bust out laughing over something that happened a week ago :P

4/27/2012 5:28:25 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Omg i was gonna put this one up!!! lol

4/23/2012 8:45:14 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 great minds think alike! ;) lol

5/28/2012 5:58:23 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 great minds think alike! ;) lol

5/28/2012 5:50:56 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 great minds think alike! ;) lol

5/28/2012 5:50:50 PM | Report

EddyKala Not all goodbyes are sad,for example goodbye school!

4/23/2012 5:17:12 PM | Report

Payton K so true

4/23/2012 9:36:54 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna alligate!

4/23/2012 8:48:07 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.

4/21/2012 10:52:00 AM | Report

Payton K OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS I ABOUT DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/22/2012 1:33:12 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 then you would have needed the life alert people! teeheehee

5/28/2012 6:08:40 PM | Report

cowgirlup7 then you would have needed the life alert people! teeheehee

5/28/2012 6:00:50 PM | Report

terra rose♥ Your body is what makes you, you. Your smile is what makes you pretty. But your personality is what makes you beautiful.

4/18/2012 4:00:51 PM | Report

charlotte12sky4 aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

7/9/2012 1:20:20 AM | Report

charlotte12sky4 aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

7/9/2012 1:20:18 AM | Report

terra rose♥ That walk of shame when you have to go pick up something you tried to shoot in the trashcan but missed.

4/18/2012 3:58:42 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 haha IKR!!

6/13/2012 10:41:10 PM | Report

EddyKala I know who your talking to!How?Your mom cause your like ok yes i know goodbye

4/16/2012 6:37:02 PM | Report

EddyKala *Parents are asleep*Me-shhh they're sleeping!*Me sleeping* let's vacuum the house for 3 hours

4/16/2012 6:34:55 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Unless your name is Google,stop acting like you know everything.

4/15/2012 8:39:28 PM | Report

Payton K friend- OMG OMG OMG!! guess what!! u - uh.. what friend - OMG this will blow your mind!! u - uh what? friend - this is so crazy OMG!! u - what! friend - this is fantastically amazing u- JUST SAY IT ALREADY!! friend - u rushed me no i forgot!!

4/16/2012 6:05:52 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

4/15/2012 8:37:58 PM | Report

smileyface101yea not that im trying to impress u but i remove my USB without pressing the remove safely button ;)

4/15/2012 10:45:22 AM | Report

Payton K wow...living on the wild side!!!

4/15/2012 9:06:07 PM | Report

smileyface101yea Who says I can`t cook? You obviously haven`t tasted my cereal.

4/15/2012 10:42:20 AM | Report

smileyface101yea Admit it, we don`t call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.

4/15/2012 10:41:17 AM | Report

smileyface101yea "HAHAHA you blinked!" "Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot.”

4/15/2012 10:39:42 AM | Report

smileyface101yea Waking up on a Monday: (-_-) Waking up on a weekend: \( `o` )/

4/15/2012 10:39:00 AM | Report

smileyface101yea Yelling "is that your phone?!" when someone has their phone out in class.

4/15/2012 10:37:29 AM | Report

mckey101 haha this kid got my friend in trouble by always screaming at her when she has it out so today he had his phone out in health and im like JACKSON IS THAT YOUR PHONE? I WOULDNT THINK SO SINCE THATS AGIANST THE RULES

5/5/2012 1:31:04 PM | Report

heysoulsister225 i hate that kid!! im all like i will slap you in the face with this phone if you dont shut up... did that today during Madagascar in class(:

4/20/2012 5:56:49 PM | Report

smileyface101yea if you die in an elevator ill make sure to press the up button

4/15/2012 10:36:12 AM | Report

Payton K oh i get it!!!

4/15/2012 10:33:57 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Payton K the up button!? So u will go to heaven! Up is heaven down is hell! So u want to go up!!!! lol :D

4/15/2012 10:27:10 PM | Report

Payton K i dont get it

4/15/2012 9:04:46 PM | Report

EddyKala I'm jealous of my parents they'll never have a kid as cool as me.

4/15/2012 10:09:39 AM | Report

EddyKala Being Afraid Of Reaching Underneath Your Bed Cause You Don't Know What's Under & Living There

4/14/2012 4:57:57 PM | Report

happyone123 ikr?????

6/26/2012 9:07:14 AM | Report

EddyKala @Payton K I Had That Happen Too You Just Type In Your Name You Either Capitlize It Right I Don't Know Why

4/14/2012 4:56:26 PM | Report

ellie hills iwonderwhatthebiglongbuttonatthebottomof thekeyboardisfor?

4/14/2012 9:06:27 AM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 haha!!

6/13/2012 10:44:03 PM | Report

Payton K this is random but why is there 2 terra roses only with different pics and one is capitalized only one capitalized one has a officer position but both post as a officer!

4/14/2012 2:19:43 PM | Report

ellie hills Anything is possible? I say try slamming a revolving door, nailing jell-o to a tree, chewing air,and drawing a concave triangle! Yup! I brought math into this!!!

4/14/2012 9:02:12 AM | Report

ellie hills Almost got bucked off a horse today...what a close-call...I mean I could have broke my neck! Thank GOD that nice lady at Wal-Mart pulled the plug! WHEW!!!

4/14/2012 8:57:48 AM | Report

terra rose♥ If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. Wonderful.

4/12/2012 6:15:42 PM | Report

Maribelle97 Haha a thats funny good one !:)

4/14/2012 11:08:46 AM | Report

Payton K the more you learn the more you know, the more you know the more you forget, th more you forget the less you know, so why learn at all

4/14/2012 1:09:48 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ This is so true ---Welcome to Hollister, would you like earplugs, a gasmask, or a flashlight?

4/10/2012 7:14:25 PM | Report

happyone123 Can I have all three plz?

6/21/2012 10:01:17 PM | Report

jiglerie TOTALLY!!! It's like the scary dungeon place you go to to get murdered by a gang of well dressed teenagers!!!

5/11/2012 6:58:13 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowTolive Yep..thats why I barely go in there! haha

4/14/2012 11:35:39 PM | Report

Glitterheart16 lol so true1

4/11/2012 10:58:20 PM | Report

EliseLovesMagazines SO TRUE AHAHA!

4/10/2012 8:50:21 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Remember when we were little, we always wanted to grow up? Now we realize it was better being a kid.

4/10/2012 7:13:48 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I refuse to take a single bite of food until I find something good on TV.

4/9/2012 10:18:26 AM | Report

smileyface101yea [I]m so [L]ucky t[O] ha[V]e a fri[E]nd like [YOU]

4/7/2012 9:39:52 AM | Report

CupcakePanda <3 love it! :-D

4/14/2012 1:49:16 PM | Report

smileyface101yea "You get it?" "Ohh! I GET IT NOW!" "You don't get it do you?" "No...."

4/7/2012 9:37:18 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The negative effects of cheese puffs and chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream are offset by the positive effects of diet soda

4/5/2012 2:58:58 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

4/3/2012 6:18:19 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive wow..never realized this! lol!

4/6/2012 12:06:19 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I don’t always have a cool facebook status. But when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.

4/2/2012 7:26:50 PM | Report

eddykala Calling Someone Fat Won't Make You Any Skinnier Calling Someone Stupid Wont Make You Any Smarter All You Can Do In Life Is Try To Solve The Problem In Front Of You

4/1/2012 8:34:14 PM | Report

happyone123 (2-2) war. People call a man fat but they don't know he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. Comment on this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. re-post anywhere if you want to. <3 u all!

6/21/2012 10:07:29 PM | Report

charlotte12sky4 thx 4 posting this! i can relate! its so sad how people are so cruel! again, thx! xoxo carls

7/9/2012 1:43:38 AM | Report

happyone123 (1-1) A 15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. people call her a sl*t, but they don't know she was raped at the age of 14. people call an old man ugly, they don't know he got an injury to his face whiile fiighting for our country in

6/21/2012 10:04:25 PM | Report

smileyface101yea saying AAAAHHHHH! in front of a fan to hear your robot voice!

4/1/2012 12:08:24 PM | Report

smileyface101yea you dont put up walls to satay away from people...you put them to see who will care enough to knock them down...

4/1/2012 12:05:02 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ When your a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to reply.

4/1/2012 12:01:21 PM | Report

smileyface101yea @heysoulsister225 it was in a interview she did...

3/30/2012 12:08:57 PM | Report

eddykala Watermelons I Meant To Say In The Last Post

3/30/2012 10:24:51 AM | Report

eddykala Only In Math Problem You Can Buy 50 Problems & No One Asks Whats Wrong With You

3/30/2012 10:23:52 AM | Report

eddykala Voldemorts Face Is Flat Because He Ran Into The Wrong Wall At The Train Station

3/30/2012 10:22:31 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but I love you now.

3/29/2012 3:55:19 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you’re donating blood.

3/28/2012 5:12:52 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name ‘iTouch Kids’ didn’t sit too well.

3/28/2012 5:12:23 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive LOL!

3/31/2012 2:23:58 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If you stop learning, you stop creating history and become history.

3/27/2012 4:43:46 PM | Report

smileyface101yea if you have something different...your lucky. ~Taylor Swift

3/27/2012 12:14:49 PM | Report

heysoulsister225 its actually: if your lucky enough to be different, never change~T.Swift

3/28/2012 5:07:10 PM | Report

eddykala Adele Might Set Fire To The Rain But Spongebob Can Make A Campfire Underwater

3/26/2012 5:47:30 PM | Report

eddykala My Mom Says I'll Be In Less Trouble Trouble If I Tell The Truth When I Lie To My Mom & She Finds Out Grounded,When I Tell The Truth Grounded

3/26/2012 5:46:12 PM | Report

CupcakePanda A heartbreak isn't always as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes, it can be as quiet as a feather falling and the most painful thing is...nobody hears it except you.

3/26/2012 11:15:43 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this ”Identity Theft”.

3/25/2012 7:40:36 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give sweet music.

3/25/2012 7:39:43 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Don’t you worry your pretty little mind. People always throw rocks at things that shine.

3/25/2012 7:39:14 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive Love that song <3

3/31/2012 2:25:19 PM | Report

smileyface101yea "If you fall, I`ll be there for you." - Floor

3/25/2012 10:40:16 AM | Report

smileyface101yea When I was 5 my mom told me "happiness" was the key to life. When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down "happy." Later they told me I don't understand the assignment but I told them they didn't understand life.

3/25/2012 10:37:38 AM | Report

Glitterheart16 that is so true for me.

4/7/2012 11:40:20 PM | Report

smileyface101yea When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

3/25/2012 10:36:39 AM | Report

Glitterheart16 it took me a while to realize that. so funny!

4/11/2012 11:01:35 PM | Report

happyone123 what does it mean? I don't get it!!!

6/20/2012 5:49:32 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive Hahah....

3/31/2012 2:26:03 PM | Report

smileyface101yea Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. ~Kahlil Gibran

3/25/2012 10:35:37 AM | Report

smileyface101yea “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss

3/25/2012 10:34:40 AM | Report

EddyKala If You Text Him And He Didn't Text Back He Obviously Was So Excited He Fainted

3/24/2012 7:55:10 AM | Report

EddyKala If You Text Him And He Didn't Text Back He Obviously Was So Excited He Fainted

3/24/2012 7:55:09 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.

3/23/2012 5:50:32 PM | Report

smileyface101yea Y.O.L.O- you obviously love oreos

3/22/2012 11:14:51 PM | Report

smileyface101yea i consider myself a crayon box... i may not be ur favorite color..but sometime you will need me to complete ur picture :D

3/22/2012 11:08:26 PM | Report

smileyface101yea i dont go around regretting things that didnt happen

3/22/2012 11:07:28 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. :P

3/22/2012 4:36:56 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The two best times to keep your mouth shut.... When you are swimming and when you're angry.

3/22/2012 4:34:20 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ What's better? A lie that draws a smile or truth that draws a tear. :/

3/22/2012 4:32:42 PM | Report

happyone123 thats hard.... i go wit da truth.

6/21/2012 10:13:57 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Treat your password like a toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and change it every six months.

3/22/2012 4:31:08 PM | Report

EddyKala Do Not Argue With A Idiot He Will Drag You Down To His Level And Beat You With His Experince

3/21/2012 10:40:40 PM | Report

EddyKala When Your Mom Wakes You Up Cause She Thinks Your Pretending To Sleep And You Yell At Her *Personal Experience*

3/19/2012 10:56:16 PM | Report

EddyKala That Awkward Moment When You Realize Every House Has A Paticular Smell But You Cant Smell The One At Your House

3/19/2012 10:53:04 PM | Report

EddyKala Reminding Your Parents They're Not Teenagers.........

3/19/2012 10:49:45 PM | Report

ellie hills @smileyface101yea: Yup, you can have Secretary!

3/19/2012 6:48:18 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Everyday may not be good, but there is something good in everyday.

3/19/2012 4:50:22 PM | Report

heysoulsister225 ok so heres my favs Thats what crazy is. when its broke and you say theres nothing to fix<3 I wish it was me with my hands on your waist while we dance in the moon light

3/19/2012 6:49:24 PM | Report

heysoulsister225 heyy new to the club (: btw i quote one direction ALOT!!!

3/19/2012 6:47:50 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Everyday may not be good, but there is something good in everyday.

3/19/2012 4:50:20 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Life doesn't come with a script, so quit acting.

3/19/2012 4:48:39 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ When a movie says "based on a true story" it gets 10x scarier.

3/17/2012 3:30:13 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 today i got a turtle hat. for somereason that makes me happy...

3/16/2012 1:00:17 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The awkward moment when you make a stupid face and your crush looks right at you. :P

3/15/2012 4:09:32 PM | Report

Courtney is christian That awkward moment when all ur friends tell u that ur crush is looking at u, but u know u can't look at him!!

3/15/2012 5:48:41 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The awkward moment when you go for a handshake and they go for a hug. : /

3/14/2012 9:54:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

3/14/2012 9:51:50 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If you don’t like my words, don’t listen. If you don’t like my appearance, don’t look. If you don’t like my actions, turn your head; It’s as simple as that.

3/14/2012 7:59:57 AM | Report

Courtney is christian THANK U!!!!

3/14/2012 5:54:54 PM | Report

EddyKala In Your Bed It's 6:00 Close Your Eyes For 5 Minutes Its 7:45,At School It's 1:30 Close Your Eyes For 5 Minutes Its 1:30

3/11/2012 3:27:40 PM | Report

happyone123 totally!! but everything goes by really fast. even school, unlesss were doing something boring.

6/21/2012 10:17:13 PM | Report

EddyKala Respect Old People They Graduated Without Wikipedia Or Google

3/11/2012 3:24:46 PM | Report

EddyKala On A Scale Of 0 To Osma Bin Laden How Was My Hiding Place?

3/11/2012 3:23:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I wish people were more like money, so you could hold them up to the light and see which ones are fake or real.

3/11/2012 12:57:35 PM | Report

happyone123 ya ppl need to learn how to be themselves. like really ***** can u let me know if there is a postion available? *******

6/21/2012 10:19:13 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The internet always seems interesting when you have work to do.

3/11/2012 12:56:39 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Today I tried to find Narnia in my closet, but I found Monster's Inc. instead. :P

3/9/2012 7:04:22 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Wanna see someone pretty? Look in a magazine. Wanna see someone beautiful? Look in the mirror. :)

3/9/2012 6:57:58 PM | Report

ellie hills Using Google search as a spell check.

3/8/2012 8:42:17 PM | Report

Glitterheart16 I do that all the time.

4/16/2012 12:16:55 AM | Report

smileyface101yea could i please be the secretary?!! thanks

3/13/2012 10:49:11 PM | Report

ellie hills *Person dies in a movie* "Oh that's sad." *Dog dies in a movie* "Nooooo!!" *cries*

3/8/2012 8:39:00 PM | Report

happyone123 i cried when Rue died in thg. did anyone else?

6/21/2012 10:20:38 PM | Report

LilyBS123 Yep!

6/28/2012 3:20:01 AM | Report

happyone123 At least I'm not the only one! LOL! Chack out my profile!

6/28/2012 9:31:58 PM | Report

ellie hills *Person dies in a movie* "Oh that's sad." *Dog dies in a movie* "Nooooo!!" *cries*

3/8/2012 8:37:29 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.

3/8/2012 6:34:34 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I hate when I only like a class because a certain person is in it, and that person isn’t there.

3/8/2012 6:31:45 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ There’s always a certain line in a song that will always get stuck in your mind because it reminds you of a place, a moment or a person.

3/8/2012 6:06:04 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Cartoons: The only place you can wear the same thing everyday, and nobody cares. :P

3/8/2012 6:05:00 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Don't ignore the haters, let them be your motivators. ;)

3/5/2012 6:41:44 PM | Report

EddyKala Roses Are Pretty

3/5/2012 6:40:55 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Yea, My first name is TERRA. I just added rose because I love roses!

3/5/2012 8:00:18 AM | Report

Courtney is christian Srsly!!!! Terra is such a pretty name.

3/12/2012 8:45:33 PM | Report

EddyKala Those Are Funny! Terra Rose Not To Be Nosy But Is That Your Real Name?It Sounds So Pretty.

3/4/2012 10:18:09 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Dear math, I can't find your 'x'. Give it up already. She's not coming back. Respectfully yours, ME P.S. Do not ask me 'y' either.

3/4/2012 10:09:13 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I wonder if the girls from 16 and pregnant, will come back with a show called 32 and grandma?

3/4/2012 10:06:09 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I wish I could write " I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it hurts to miss you. :)

3/4/2012 10:03:58 PM | Report

EddyKala News:Microsoft Buys Skype For $8.5 Billion Silly They Could Have Downloaded It For Free.

3/4/2012 5:03:32 PM | Report

EddyKala Was That Lighting No They're Taking Pictures For Google Earth

3/4/2012 5:00:43 PM | Report

EddyKala What Is Up With Fun Sized Candy?There Is Nothing Fun About Less Candy

3/4/2012 4:58:55 PM | Report

EddyKala If You Want Breakfast In Bed Sleep In The Kitchen

3/4/2012 4:58:03 PM | Report

EddyKala Walking Around The Kitchen Like Pac Man When Your Hungry

3/4/2012 4:56:53 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 the human eye sees themselves 90% more beautiful than they actually are

3/4/2012 2:32:04 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when you're nearly running into someone and you both step the same way 347 times.

3/3/2012 2:05:04 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward when your brain just read "moment" even though it wasn't there.

3/3/2012 2:00:59 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 omg I just did that!!

6/15/2012 7:21:22 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when the Kool-Aid man busts through your wall while you're drinking Capri Sun.

3/3/2012 2:00:13 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just naturally a blast.

3/3/2012 1:58:28 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and it suddenly flies across the room.

3/3/2012 1:56:08 PM | Report

SibunaSoccerGirl21 haha IKR!

6/15/2012 7:22:35 PM | Report

ellie hills That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

3/3/2012 1:54:59 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ In honor of Dr. Seuss : “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ~ Dr. Seuss (Happy Birthday :D)

3/2/2012 4:56:39 PM | Report

Courtney is christian "I said what I meant and I meant what I said. An elephant makes a faithful friend." ~Dr.Suess

3/14/2012 5:56:58 PM | Report

smileyface101yea "don't cry because its over ...smile because it happened" -Dr.Seuss

3/11/2012 1:08:02 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Work like you don't need the money. Sing like nobody's listening. Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Live like it's heaven on Earth.

3/2/2012 4:52:59 PM | Report

CupcakePanda I really like this quote! Im not afraid to show people the real me! :-P

3/3/2012 11:25:14 AM | Report

EddyKala 4xy+5x+-2b=b25x Forget This I'll Work At McDonalds

3/2/2012 1:06:05 PM | Report

EddyKala We Live In A Society Where Pizza Arrives Before The Police

2/29/2012 2:15:57 PM | Report

Maribelle97 Happy Birthday justin bieber I have a friend who is cuzins with him!:)

3/1/2012 10:05:42 PM | Report

mckey101 Haha really thats cool!!! my friend is like obsessed with justin bieber!! she knows like everything there is to know about him! im almost positive if she were to meet him she would faint!

3/1/2012 10:36:09 PM | Report

EddyKala Everything Has Beauty But Not Everyone See's It

2/29/2012 2:13:11 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 only time will heal your brokern heart, just as time will heal his broken arms and legs

2/28/2012 11:14:03 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes, it is nessacary to give a stupid misinformed beholder a black eye.

2/28/2012 11:13:15 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I don't understand sizes anymore. There's a size zero. Doesn't that mean you fit into nothing?

2/28/2012 7:27:27 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I'll say hello to you, when you say goodbye to her.

2/28/2012 7:24:06 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ That one 'mood' when suddenly everything is funny and you can't stop laughing. :D

2/28/2012 7:23:25 PM | Report

ellie hills Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

2/27/2012 8:14:23 AM | Report

CupcakePanda A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying' "Man, that was fun!" lol :-P

2/27/2012 8:07:08 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.

2/26/2012 9:38:35 PM | Report

EddyKala If They Say True Beauty Is On The Inside Wouldn't Pageant Girls And Miss America's Bring X-Rays Instead?

2/25/2012 9:42:29 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.

2/22/2012 6:30:17 PM | Report

Maribelle97 I know when I go shopping with my mom shes like why don't u look at the clearance rake first and im like because the expensive stuff is better haha:)!

2/26/2012 11:11:23 PM | Report

Maribelle97 I know when I go shopping with my mom shes like why don't u look at the clearance rake first and im like because the expensive stuff is better haha:)!

2/26/2012 11:10:20 PM | Report

Courtney is christian (cont.) he's dead" Suddenly there is a shot heard in the background. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, know what."

2/23/2012 6:19:30 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Two hunters are in the woods hunting when suddenly one of the hunters pass out. His skin is ice cold and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter calls 911 and says, "My friend is dead!!!!" The operator says, "Calm down sir, first we need to make sure..

2/23/2012 6:18:05 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Life is full of possibilty, so why do we try to achieve the impossible?

2/23/2012 6:15:48 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Will you be my boyfriend? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no.

2/22/2012 6:29:27 PM | Report

charlotte12sky4 lol, nice one! its impossible to say no. haha

7/9/2012 2:00:10 AM | Report

ellie hills A B C D E F G, Gummie Bears are after me!!!! One is Red, one is Blue, a Yellow one just stole my shoe!

2/21/2012 9:13:41 PM | Report

ellie hills I can't get the link to work.

2/21/2012 9:08:37 PM | Report

ellie hills I can't get the link to work.

2/21/2012 9:08:36 PM | Report

EddyKala Go To Your Room Ok The Place With All My Things Sure Thanks Mom.

2/21/2012 7:47:45 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 hey im backkkkkkk! sorry i havent been posting i was grounded if you need more info on this go to my club lol:)http://www.girlslife.com/Club.aspx?id=5961

2/21/2012 6:28:31 PM | Report

EddyKala I Called Cause My Laptop Broke And It Rang Then I Got A Guy....From India Now No American Going To Understand That?

2/20/2012 8:24:23 PM | Report

EddyKala Here's The Link Ellie Just Highlight It And Do A Right Click And Click Go To This Page http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhJTxIGnWd8&context=C346d3e1ADOEgsToPDskIdNhDrle8Of7fu111ZT9PK

2/20/2012 8:19:36 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so what's the point of practicing?

2/19/2012 7:50:47 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I failed Math so many times I can't count.

2/19/2012 7:47:02 PM | Report

ellie hills Going to the supermarket with your mom and secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing.

2/18/2012 9:51:07 PM | Report

ellie hills "I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

2/18/2012 9:49:06 PM | Report

charlotte12sky4 lol!

7/9/2012 2:02:40 AM | Report

ellie hills While taking a test: My answer's no, "If your answer's no, explain why." Okay never mind... my answer's yes.

2/18/2012 9:47:42 PM | Report

ellie hills @EddyKala: Can you post a link? I can't find it, sorry. I'm too lazy to look through ten pages of youtube videos :)

2/18/2012 9:43:43 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Let's play TRUTH OR DARE! Oh wait, we can only play DARE, you don't know how to tell the TRUTH.

2/17/2012 6:11:45 PM | Report

EliseLovesMagazines i so know people like that! ugh!

2/17/2012 9:16:29 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ What the world needs is more LOVE and less paper work.

2/16/2012 8:02:22 AM | Report

EddyKala I Must Tell You Chica's I Made My First Ever Youtube Vid And It's About Quotes They're Not Funny But They're Good It's Called GL Youtube Vids My Account Is MissSorrow2000

2/15/2012 7:25:35 PM | Report

ellie hills @ matkins8 do you want a position? Someone isn't posting and I couldn't get you one before so do you want it? :)

2/15/2012 5:43:48 PM | Report

EddyKala I'm So Good At Video Games I Always Kill The Other Person Oh Wait That's The Other Guy.

2/15/2012 4:23:45 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ You know that Narnia exists in your closet when your little sister goes in and never comes back out.

2/15/2012 7:55:10 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 in three to four days

2/12/2012 6:44:22 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Srsly!?!?

2/23/2012 6:10:54 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away

2/12/2012 6:43:50 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Haha!!!!! :-D

2/13/2012 2:13:08 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ TAYLOR SWIFT'S SON, now that's going to be a boy who knows how to treat a girl.

2/12/2012 11:46:04 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ GirlfriEND, BoyfriEND, FriEND, everything has an END except for FAMILY.

2/12/2012 11:41:36 AM | Report

npruwitme which end in ily which mean i love you <3...

2/12/2012 4:52:23 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 would you like a tabel? no i come to eat on the floor, carpet for 5 please

2/11/2012 8:49:34 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 we're gamers!! duh, hes a level 5 worlock. thats reallife.

2/11/2012 8:37:31 PM | Report

EddyKala If You Die In A Elevator Be Sure To Push The Up Button,I'm A Genius 2+2=22

2/9/2012 4:07:50 PM | Report

teiaramogami (On Hairdryer): Do not use while sleeping. But that's the only time I have to do my hair!

2/10/2012 1:47:36 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

2/9/2012 7:59:06 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ 2012: Come at me bro! 1800: Advance toward me brotheren.

2/9/2012 7:57:15 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Congratulations!!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W

2/7/2012 6:09:07 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Girl, your face is not a coloring book. CHILL with the makeup.

2/7/2012 5:58:46 PM | Report

Maribelle97 Thats funny but it's sad its true some girls at my school look like dolls they wear to much makeup its grooss!

2/22/2012 12:29:57 AM | Report

EliseLovesMagazines I know. I hate that! I hardly wear makeup and when I do, I dont pile on black eyeshadow like some people I know! I wear very light colors! This one girl never wore makeup last year and she was beautiful. Now she wears too much

2/8/2012 7:53:21 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive Ik exactly wat u mean EliseLovesMagazines and Terra Rose..ppl always ask me if i wear makeup...n they say they nvr knew I did. I go SUPER light. Every girl should be their NATURAL, BEAUTIFUL, SELF!

2/10/2012 7:35:43 PM | Report

bribri2199 I agree!!!!

2/10/2012 8:54:21 PM | Report

EddyKala *Username Already Taken* Who Stole My Idea?

2/7/2012 4:29:09 PM | Report

EddyKala You+Gum+School=Instant Popularity

2/7/2012 4:27:48 PM | Report

ellie hills The awkward moment when you save your file as 'asdfghjkl' and it says 'name already in use.'

2/6/2012 9:59:49 PM | Report

Courtney is christian My bff said this, it was off Legend of Zelda: That awkward moment when you wake up seven years later in tights! LOL :D

2/22/2012 4:44:17 PM | Report

ellie hills If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question.

2/6/2012 9:54:13 PM | Report

EddyKala School Is Like Prison But They Won't Let You Out For Good Behavior,I Want To Make My Room Look Like A Classroom So I Can Fall Asleep Faster.

2/6/2012 8:52:16 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Show people a new song you love and no one cares. 3 months later, everyone is singing it because it's on the radio.

2/6/2012 6:41:59 PM | Report

Maribelle97 For sure

2/22/2012 12:31:07 AM | Report

mckey101 ikr!

2/6/2012 6:42:25 PM | Report

EddyKala money can't buy happiness but it can buy ice cream so thats kinda the same thing, *mom*your aunt just died so i sent out a text saying she died lol *kid* why did use lol *mom* i ment lots of love *kid* lol means laughing out loud *mom* oh

2/5/2012 3:43:35 PM | Report

Tennisgirl17 I saw that joke on the Ellen show(:

3/6/2012 8:47:27 AM | Report

EddyKala @Courtney is christian i just type in funny quotes and open a bunch a tabs and look at them thanks though! 0:

2/5/2012 3:39:07 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Cool!! :D

2/7/2012 6:34:24 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 please check out m tumblr---- loveurselfandme.tumblr.com---

2/5/2012 11:45:20 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 up(the pixar movie) created a better love story in 4 miniutes than twilight did in 4 books

2/5/2012 11:44:34 AM | Report

Courtney is christian Dad: I thought I told u 2 take the garbage out? Boy: I did. Dad: Where?? Boy: On a date, and it stunk. Dad: Ugh

2/5/2012 2:41:50 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Yourself," Hey mom, is it bad if u talk 2 yourself?" Mom," No, it's only bad if u answer yourself. Have u been answer yourself?" Yourself," Maybe." LOL :D

2/5/2012 2:31:22 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ *giggles* That's funny EddyKala! :D

2/4/2012 3:39:53 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Hey (insert name),"who r u rooting 4 the Superbowl?" (Insert name) says,"The commercials."

2/5/2012 2:28:25 PM | Report

EddyKala Contiued Years Pretending It Was A Airplane,TV Commercial Dominoes Pizza Now Has REAL Cheese What The Heck Was It Before?

2/4/2012 3:36:45 PM | Report

Courtney is christian When life gives u lemons take 'em. 'Cuz hey. Free Lemons. When Life gives u lemons put ,em in ur sweet tea like a southern gurl:D

2/5/2012 2:25:44 PM | Report

Courtney is christian LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Where do u find these qoutes? Do u just make them up?

2/5/2012 2:22:49 PM | Report

EddyKala Video Games When In Doubt Push Random Control Buttons,Yelling At A Video When You Get Killed,What's Up With Fun Sized Candy? There Is Nothing Fun About Less Candy,Dear Mom & Dad Please Stop Telling Me Not To Play With My Food You Spent The First 3...

2/4/2012 3:30:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If you tYpE LiKe ThiZz, you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.

2/4/2012 1:24:12 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Thank you!!!!! :)

2/5/2012 2:26:31 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Life is like a blank piece of paper. But remember, You are writing with a Sharpie. :D

2/4/2012 1:22:21 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 my boyfriends birthday is Febuary 30th!! my other boyfriend does this thing where he doesnt know hes my boyfriend! lol so cute!

2/4/2012 10:03:02 AM | Report

npruwitme umm ru saying u hav 2 boyfrends??

2/4/2012 6:25:57 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Hee Hee! Those are funny quotes ellie. :D

2/3/2012 8:27:37 PM | Report

ellie hills • What you do when your mechanical pencil runs out of lead. -Get more lead. -click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click • Reasons You Have a Cellphone: -So your parents can yell at you -So your friends can ask you what their homework was -So you an contact family and friends -So you can look like you're doing something when sitting alone • How I Feel When I Wake Up in The Morning: -like P. Diddy -like a plastic bag -like a G6 -like going back to sleep • The Wonders Of Spongebob: -How do the animals talk? -What does a Krabby Patty taste like? -Are those clouds flowers? -How does Patrick drown...underwater? • Languages I'm Fluent In: -English -Sarcasm

2/3/2012 7:29:11 PM | Report

EddyKala These Will Only Last Me Like 2 Days

2/2/2012 6:46:07 PM | Report

EddyKala Forget The Alarm System I Watched Home Alone And Know What To Do,The Moment When 10 Year Old's Have Better Phones Than You,X Is Only Useful If Your A Pirate Not At Math Class,Mom I Bought You Some Pencils Hands Me A 10 Pack Of Penicl Me What The Heck

2/2/2012 6:45:38 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Dear Tummy, I'm sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, Sorry for the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.

2/1/2012 5:37:17 PM | Report

CupcakePanda Raisin cookies that look like chocolate cookies are the main reason i have trust issues! lol :-P

2/1/2012 8:18:51 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ People only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

2/1/2012 5:33:57 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ People will laugh at your dreams, then hate you when you make they come true.

2/1/2012 5:27:50 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ A picture speaks a thousand words, but with Photoshop it tells a thousand lies.

2/1/2012 5:24:44 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off it.

2/1/2012 5:21:51 PM | Report

ellie hills If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation. When I was 5 I would always tell my parents "When I grow up Iwanna be a blue crayon cuz they pwetty"

1/29/2012 9:47:26 AM | Report

mckey101 it could also be a penguin doing a duck impersonation...

1/30/2012 12:27:49 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Without me, it's just aweso.

1/27/2012 5:01:13 PM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive That awkward moment when you realized that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they both would be called "Taylor Lautner". :p

1/27/2012 11:52:09 PM | Report

npruwitme lol i realized tht one day and went around school screaming it for like the whole day :P evryone thought i was crazy!!!

1/29/2012 10:50:25 AM | Report

MusicTaughtMeHowToLive LOL nice! :p

1/30/2012 9:26:26 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Crazy is walking down the street with a half cantaloupe on your head muttering; " I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

1/27/2012 4:56:14 PM | Report

mckey101 im so trying that

1/30/2012 12:24:10 AM | Report

CupcakePanda OMG I want to do this now! lol :-P

1/27/2012 8:33:13 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Families are like Fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts!

1/27/2012 4:53:26 PM | Report

mckey101 haha i would be the nut in my family

1/30/2012 6:01:11 PM | Report

Maribelle97 Lol thats true

1/29/2012 12:09:05 AM | Report

ellie hills *We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. *The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. *Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. *He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. *Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

1/25/2012 5:20:55 PM | Report

briannam911 RAWR ima chipmunk

1/27/2012 8:23:45 AM | Report

EddyKala Teacher: I Didn't Have Time To Grade Your Papers. So Students Can't Just Say I Didn't Have Time To Do My Homework.

1/25/2012 4:02:07 PM | Report

EddyKala Great Quote Terra Rose♥!

1/23/2012 5:11:15 PM | Report

briannam911 I didn't lose my mind. I only lost half of it. The other half went to find it.

1/25/2012 1:02:27 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ If you set out to be original, prepare to be copied.

1/23/2012 12:37:55 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

1/23/2012 12:32:10 PM | Report

EddyKala Cupid We Gotta Talk Bout Your Aim Man

1/21/2012 7:00:19 PM | Report

Courtney is christian (cont.) and he fell even harder in love 4 Daphne. So Daphne ran to the river which is her father and asked 4 help and so what does he do? He turns her into a tree. I <3 mythology!

1/22/2012 1:00:20 PM | Report

Courtney is christian LOL, Okay 2 explain this I am going 2 say that his greek name is Eros, so the story is that one day the Greek God, Apollo was chasing his crush Daphne, the nymph when Eros decided it would be funny 2 hit DAPHNE with a love arrow. Well it hit Apollo..

1/22/2012 12:58:30 PM | Report

Punky99 People said i was stupid, but i proved them!!!

1/21/2012 5:56:14 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 mirror: you look amazing! camra:lol no!

1/20/2012 7:51:58 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ I don't play guitars, because I don't want to choke their necks. :D

1/20/2012 4:06:17 PM | Report

EddyKala Kindergarten Math: 1+1=2 Math Now 26758x79373=Some Big Number I Don't Know Math Just Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problems

1/20/2012 4:02:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Those signs saying, "Slow Children Playing" are so mean.

1/19/2012 9:41:57 PM | Report

matkins8 My mommy says im special but idk who this ed guy is

1/19/2012 9:50:16 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ People say laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. ☺

1/19/2012 9:37:58 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 me: can we be mor than friends? crush:what like mega best friends? me:no more than that crush: mega best friends??? from loveurselfandme.tumblr.com

1/18/2012 6:21:49 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 uhhh i messed up ignore that one

1/18/2012 6:20:08 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 me:can we be more than friends?:) crush:what like more than friends? me:no i had more in mind crush: MEGA BEST FRIENDS?? :p ----------loveurselfandme.tumblr.com--------

1/18/2012 6:19:09 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Awww... Sorry it didn't work ellie hills.

1/17/2012 4:17:16 PM | Report

EddyKala Since It's MLK Day I'm Sharing My Fav Line From His I Have A Dream Speech "I Have A Dream That My Four Children Will One Day Live In A Nation Where They Will Not Be Judged By The Color Of Their Skin But The Content Of Their Character"

1/16/2012 7:00:33 PM | Report

EddyKala Teacher:You Failed The Test Student:You Failed To Educate.

1/16/2012 3:55:28 PM | Report

ellie hills I'll try it. Someone did that with my name and I can't post updates. But I'll try it.

1/16/2012 2:31:18 PM | Report

EliseLovesMagazines Aww I wanted a position. But oh well.

1/16/2012 4:04:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ @ellie hills TO share positions GO TO the custom officers and type the name where the title usually is.... That means ERASE Funny Girl 4Ever and write the name of the member. Hope this helps! ♥

1/16/2012 11:28:41 AM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Save water and shower together (i cant do that)

1/16/2012 11:11:50 AM | Report

Courtney is christian I have a button that says "Save water, shower with a friend." Of course it's being sarcastic though. (I hope)

2/22/2012 5:06:31 PM | Report

Courtney is christian I have a button that says "Save water, shower with a friend." Of course it's being sarcastic though. (I hope)

2/22/2012 5:04:38 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by him again?

1/16/2012 11:09:10 AM | Report

EddyKala Daughter iPod Son iPhone Mom iPad Dad iPay

1/15/2012 5:44:25 PM | Report

Ellie hills Never mind. Have to wait till I get home. I can't get the iPad to do it. I'm at school to do my science fair project. My moms a teacher here and there's open gym so that's how I'm here. I dont like being at school on our day off!;)

1/15/2012 2:29:02 PM | Report

EliseLovesMagazines I hope I can have a position! I have so many quotes. If not I'll figure something out

1/15/2012 8:36:45 PM | Report

matkins8 my school is creepy after hours my friend and i were there once and she made friends with our school's janitor...... hahaha

1/15/2012 5:03:49 PM | Report

Ellie hills Ok... I'll try it. I saw it on another club but don't know if it worked.

1/15/2012 2:26:29 PM | Report

EddyKala IDK If It Will Work Though.

1/15/2012 1:25:03 PM | Report

ellie hills K Thanks :) Anyone want to share Funny Girl 4Ever with EddyKala?

1/15/2012 1:02:51 PM | Report

matkins8 I WILL!!!

1/15/2012 1:54:06 PM | Report

EddyKala I'll Share One I Don't Mind. It's Fun Being Able To Post Stuff And Not Just Look At It.

1/15/2012 12:36:33 PM | Report

ellie hills I want to try something. Volunteer if you want to try to get a postion or share one! On the custom positions, I;m going to try putting two people on there and see if they can both post updates. Any volunteers to share a position?

1/15/2012 11:48:39 AM | Report

ellie hills @matkins8: Yup! Post as many quotes as you like!

1/15/2012 11:29:38 AM | Report

EddyKala Voldemort Is Like A Teenage Girl He Has A Diary A Favorite Ring A Necklace A Tiara A Special Cup A Pet He Adores And A Obsession With A Famous Teenage Boy.

1/15/2012 9:53:09 AM | Report

Punky99 I love you like a fat kid loves cake!!!

1/15/2012 8:09:24 AM | Report

ellie hills Dear Millionaires, If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, give me your money. Sincerely, you're wasting it. Dear gym teacher, why don't you come out and run with us? Sincerely, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

1/14/2012 10:12:27 PM | Report

EliseLovesMagazines Haha I just read all of these and I love them! I wish positions werent full because I have SO many ideas!! (:

1/14/2012 10:32:03 PM | Report

matkins8 so can you post quotes if your just a member??

1/15/2012 9:48:38 AM | Report

ellie hills Sorry I haven't really been posting, I've been busy! No more excuses though! Thanks for understanding :) I'll get on Treasurer and Secretary. Thanks for advertising guys! You make the club a lot better :)

1/14/2012 10:03:41 PM | Report

EddyKala I'm Working On I I Posted Like 5 Ads. ♥ K

1/14/2012 8:52:33 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Gonna advertise yay! I think...

1/14/2012 8:32:52 PM | Report

EddyKala The Treasurer And The Secretary Like Don't Even Post.

1/14/2012 8:03:54 PM | Report

EddyKala I Agree Terra Rose♥! Either That Or Were Posting Too Much!LOL But Seriously I Can Spend Like 30 Minutes On The Computer And Look These Up. I Find Funny Ones And Post Them And I Find Innapropiate Ones And Don't Post Them. We Should Work On Advertising

1/14/2012 8:02:58 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ EddyKala and I are like the only ones posting quotes often. Come on girls help us out! ♥

1/14/2012 6:33:17 PM | Report

Punky99 Words i live by: love me or hate me either way im on ur mind!!!!!

1/14/2012 7:31:10 PM | Report

EddyKala Save Trees Don't Give Us Homework,Looking At A Textbook And Thinking What A Waste Of Tree

1/14/2012 5:00:10 PM | Report

EddyKala Friend: OMG Your Parents Are So Nice!You:It's Because Your Here,Mom Can I...No Mom Please No But Mom No Yo Dad,Oh Crap Where Did That Spider Go Now I Feel Like A Victim In My Own Home,But Mom What If I Get Kidnapped Trust Me They Bring You Back.

1/14/2012 4:22:15 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ When we were all kids we use to sing, ' A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P...

1/14/2012 2:54:41 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

1/14/2012 2:46:41 PM | Report

EddyKala I'm Not Lazy I'm On Energy Saving Mode.

1/14/2012 9:53:53 AM | Report

EddyKala I Like My Six Pack So Much I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.

1/13/2012 4:00:36 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ P.E teacher: We need Protein and Vitamin C. Got Milk? You: No, but I have whipped cream and a bucket full of chicken. P.E. teacher: I'm eating at your place every night! ♥ Milk!!!

1/11/2012 7:07:52 PM | Report

EddyKala Parent:What Did You Learn Today?Apparently Not Enough We Have To Go Back Tomorow.

1/10/2012 7:57:52 PM | Report

EddyKala Be Nice To Your Kids They Chose Your Nursing Home.

1/10/2012 5:04:43 PM | Report

Courtney is christian I need 2 tell my mom that. Maybe then I won't be late 4 school

1/10/2012 5:32:28 PM | Report

mckey101 haha ikr! this isnt a quote its word. shnee- to be forcefully pushed into a corner by a great force

1/10/2012 7:36:40 PM | Report

EddyKala Be Nice To Your Kids They Chose Your Nursing Home.

1/10/2012 5:03:38 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ "There's no such thing as half-singing in the shower. You are either a rockstar or an opera singer!"

1/10/2012 4:28:43 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then you wonder what you do with it. :P

1/9/2012 4:39:11 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ There's is a funny quote I found!--- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

1/9/2012 4:33:43 PM | Report

ellie hills @Eddy Kala: Try posting a comment starting with MODMODMOD and ask what email address you should use to reset your password. You can probably email someone directly and reset your password.

1/8/2012 8:39:59 PM | Report

EddyKala @elliehills I Clicked I Forgot My Password Again And It Worked! Thanks Though.:)

1/9/2012 8:36:46 PM | Report

ellie hills ************************ VP and a Custom Position are open!!!

1/7/2012 10:08:10 PM | Report

ellie hills @Eddy Kala: How did you get locked out? Did you try the Forgot Your Password button?

1/7/2012 9:51:54 PM | Report

Eddy Kala Yes, I Did Try That Button It Sent A Thing To My E-Mail And I Typed The Password In It Gave Me But It Didn't Work I Have Tried Many Times

1/8/2012 2:08:40 PM | Report

ellie hills @da:DasSHINES Would you like a position? Someone didn't post for about 2-3 months and got a warning but hasn't posted yet. I asked you before but realized the positions were filled. If you do, tell me what you would like it to be called! :)

1/5/2012 9:09:02 PM | Report

Terra Rose♥ Yes! I would like the position. Can I be called the 1st class Comedian. I just changed my name into Terra Rose♥. JUST COPY AND PASTE.

1/8/2012 8:44:59 PM | Report

Eddy Kala Is It Me? This Is My Other Account. I'm Locked Out Of My Other One.

1/7/2012 8:49:34 PM | Report

ellie hills *Save a tree, eat a beaver *was it a cat i saw? read it backwards *I may be a freak, but it's a lot more fun than being normal. *HOMEWORK=Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledgde. *

12/31/2011 1:45:41 PM | Report

mckey101 i love this quote: when you laugh i laugh when you cry i cry if you jump of a bridge im gonna miss your emails!! :) my friend sent that to me and i was like o umm thanks glad ill be missed

1/3/2012 5:50:35 PM | Report

ellie hills @npruwitme You're Welcome! That's what we're here for!

12/31/2011 10:04:47 AM | Report

mckey101 haha! this quote is wierd: friendship is like peeing on yourself everyone can see it but only you can get that warm feeling it brings

1/3/2012 6:00:41 PM | Report

ellie hills @npruwitme: I will try to explain it for you. The Man says -i dont like u. u is refering to the letter but the girl thinks he means her, y-o-u. The Girl asks-y? She means 'w-h-y' but the man thinks the letter 'y' Man- y's okay He thinks the letter y is okay. The Man is talking about letters and the Girl thinks he is talking about her and why he doesnt like her. So do you get it now? Man- I don't like u Girl- y? Man- y's okay

12/30/2011 9:10:09 AM | Report

npruwitme oo lol yea now i get it thnx

12/30/2011 2:45:32 PM | Report

ellie hills I don't fall for guys, they fall for me and I just trip over them. Today, my friend and I had an emotional talk and he started to cry. Startled, I asked if he was crying. He looked at me and said "No.... my eyes just.... Decided to pee." I am never going to say I am crying again.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

12/28/2011 7:46:03 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Ahh come on, boys can be so sweet though. Or at least when they have a die hard crush on u.

12/29/2011 11:54:39 AM | Report

ellie hills @npruwitme: What don't you get? The joke or why she hasn't posted?

12/28/2011 7:34:50 PM | Report

npruwitme the joke

12/29/2011 7:29:33 PM | Report

EddyKala Homework Due Tomorow Ok Do Homework Tomorow

12/26/2011 7:59:02 PM | Report

Courtney is christian @EddyKala: I found a hilarious qoute on Bing Images! It said "Best Friends, They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public!" LOL :D I showed to my best friend and he said' "Ur absolutley rite!" LOL

12/29/2011 11:57:23 AM | Report

EddyKala Homework Due Tomorow Ok Do Homework Tomorow

12/26/2011 7:55:09 PM | Report

ellie hills Thanks for joining all you new members! 3 in one day! :)

12/25/2011 10:13:57 PM | Report

ellie hills Merry Christmas you guys! Hope you have a good one! Funny Quote of the Week: Dear Santa, Define nice....

12/25/2011 8:28:49 AM | Report

Punky99 Heyyyy join my club FASHION CHICA'S and have a chance of being treasurer, secretary, or fashion updater!!!!!! Join now!!!!!

12/25/2011 11:03:58 AM | Report

ellie hills Thanks for being nice about it!

12/23/2011 4:35:38 PM | Report

GirlyGirl4455 Hey! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I have been super busy! Ellie, thanks for giving me a warning or I would be toast! Anyways, here is a funny quote: Man-i dont like u. Girl-y? Man-y's okay:)

12/23/2011 4:14:59 PM | Report

npruwitme wat i dont get it?? im so confused..

12/25/2011 9:44:55 PM | Report

ellie hills Some positions may be opening up. I'm going to give the people that have'nt posted for awhile a warning and if they don't post for awhile after that, they might get their positions away. I'm not trying to be unfair to them, but if they aren't going to post, might as well give someone that will the oppertunity!

12/22/2011 9:49:46 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Week: People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fal down the stairs.

12/19/2011 8:06:52 AM | Report

Courtney is christian @ellie hills: I have 3 hilarious quotes! 1.When life gives u lemons squeeze them in ppls eyes and run! 2.When life gives u skittles chuck em at ppl and say taste the rainbow 3. ur a great friend and all but if zombies chase us I am totally trippin u

12/22/2011 10:42:27 AM | Report

da:DaeSHINES This quote is hilarious this happens to my little brother a lot!

12/22/2011 9:51:37 AM | Report

EddyKala If I Were A Bird I'd Fly Straight Into A Ceiling Fan.

12/16/2011 7:51:32 PM | Report

Courtney is christian Nice!:D

12/22/2011 4:54:48 PM | Report

ellie hills Oops sorry! EddyKala said she would like it awhile ago! Sorry!

12/14/2011 8:29:46 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 an idea you hate that much is worth is alot of consideration.

12/12/2011 10:00:19 PM | Report

ellie hills Welcome da:DaeSHINES! Would you like the last position?

12/10/2011 8:40:21 AM | Report

da:DaeSHINES There is no more positions... Awww.. this club is extremely funny

12/20/2011 6:07:34 PM | Report

Ellie hills Its not cheating, it's teamwork!

12/9/2011 9:57:28 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 a froze iguana fell on my head on my way to theater

12/6/2011 11:24:01 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Week: I like pandas 'cause they're so chill. They're like why is everyone so racist. I'm black, white, and asian and everyone loves me.

12/4/2011 4:30:52 PM | Report

EddyKala During A Test,People Look Up For Inspartation, Down In Desparation,And Left And Right For Imfomation.

12/8/2011 6:25:39 PM | Report

ellie hills •I'm not weird. I'm limited edition. •For those who trip up the stairs more than they trip down. •Oh that's a tan? I thought you were attacked by a mob of orange markers..

11/30/2011 8:33:59 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 it takes skill to trip over flat surfaces!

11/29/2011 8:27:09 PM | Report

ellie hills That's alright!

11/29/2011 7:07:12 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 okay that makes this akward!

11/29/2011 6:22:56 PM | Report

ellie hills Oops sorry about that. I need to remember to address my posts! @EddyKala: Would you like that last position? If you do, tell me what you want to name it if you have a name otherwise I can name it too.

11/29/2011 8:19:12 AM | Report

EddyKala Sure I'll Take It Thanks.

12/8/2011 6:22:11 PM | Report

EddyKala I'm Actually Not Sure What It Cane Be Named.

12/12/2011 6:34:51 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 btw i <3 the harry potter serries 2! rember lol:)

11/28/2011 9:22:31 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 @ellie hills if your talking to me (if not call me blonde okay maybe i should dye my hair) i already have a posish! thanx though

11/28/2011 9:21:01 PM | Report

ellie hills Would you like the Last Position? If you do, tell me what you want it to be called if you have an idea!

11/28/2011 9:02:10 PM | Report

ellie hills Harry Potter! <3 the books and the movie! :D

11/28/2011 8:45:45 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 btw call me a blonde (my hair is actually brown! lol:) but does HP on ur profile pic mean harry potter, hypothetical people or happy pies?

11/28/2011 5:59:31 PM | Report

ellie hills Sure! Thanks! Sorry Im behind cuz I'm already Secretary! lol!

11/28/2011 8:20:38 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 lol is actually pretty much like funny quotes but lol can branch out(this way i din't steal your idea!) ~rember lol:)~

11/27/2011 8:21:26 PM | Report

gingeriscute22 @ellie hills do ya wanna be tresurer at my club lol:)? and thanx for letting me be tresurer!:) ~rember lol:)~

11/27/2011 8:16:13 PM | Report

ellie hills Sure! Thanks so much for joining!

11/27/2011 5:39:46 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Week: Today, I found a my Christmas list from when I was younger. Apparently I wanted a mini pet dinosaur to eat the monsters in my closet. That seems quite logical to me.

11/27/2011 10:44:14 AM | Report

gingeriscute22 hey i just joined! can i be tresurer? this club seams ah-sume!!

11/27/2011 3:49:34 PM | Report

ellie hills Happy Thanksgiving!! ANyone going Black Friday Shopping? I'm going to online but i dont know if im actually going yet!

11/24/2011 8:45:07 AM | Report

ellie hills GirlyGirl4455: I will make you Secretary for now. Tell me if you would like me to change positions.

11/20/2011 8:49:10 AM | Report

ellie hills Funy Quote of the Week: Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems.

11/20/2011 8:48:14 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Week: [insert well thought out, amazing quote here]

11/13/2011 10:36:37 AM | Report

ellie hills Sure but I was wondering why you left. Funny Quote: Cupcakes are just dressed up muffins!

11/12/2011 8:26:00 PM | Report

ellie hills Awwww. Why'd she leave?

11/7/2011 8:07:14 PM | Report

GirlyGirl4455 can i have my position back

11/11/2011 8:01:14 PM | Report

GirlyGirl4455 bye

11/7/2011 4:14:39 PM | Report

ellie hills Remember to post by Nov. 14!

11/6/2011 8:26:54 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Week: I log off because I'm bored. I log back on in five minutes because I'm bored.

11/6/2011 8:24:28 AM | Report

ellie hills I'm sorry to say this, but if you don't comment every 2 weeks, I will have to take your position away. I will try to warn you when you have a few days left.

10/31/2011 10:09:23 AM | Report

ellie hills [1] I need to tell you a secret look at 5 [2] The answer is look at 11 [3] Dont get mad look at 15 [4] Calm down dont be mad look at 13 [5] First look at 2 [6] Dont be that angry look at 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is... THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient look at 4 [10] This is the last time Im going to do this look at 7 [11] I hope your not mad when I say look at 6 [12] Sorry look at 8 [13] Dont get mad look at 10 [14] I dont know how to say this but look at 3 [15] You must be really mad look at number 9

10/30/2011 11:12:06 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Week: By the time you finish reading this you will relize you have wasted 5 seconds of your life...

10/30/2011 10:53:24 AM | Report

LoLoL Girl funny quote- when i get a dog i want to name him syndrome so when i want him off the couch i can say down syndrome!!! lol

10/28/2011 6:39:12 PM | Report

ellie hills From now on I will be doing Funny Quote of the Week so I won't miss any days. I will still do some funny quotes random days! I will start Funny Quote of the Week on Sunday.

10/28/2011 8:32:24 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: Hugging floors is my hobby.

10/26/2011 8:06:43 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: I've survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, 9/11, and Swine Flu. 2012, BRING IT ON.

10/25/2011 8:08:21 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: "There's always a light at the end of a tunnel." "...Actually I think that's a train."

10/24/2011 7:37:44 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: Paper can beat the rock? Fine I'll throw a rock at you. Beat me with the paper.

10/23/2011 9:45:57 AM | Report

ellie hills Hey Girls! Just want to make sure you are advertising, inviting people, and posting! Thanks!

10/23/2011 9:13:26 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: The Wonders Of Spongebob: -How do the animals talk? -What does a Krabby Patty taste like? -Are those clouds flowers? -How does Patrick drown...underwater?

10/22/2011 8:44:51 AM | Report

mckey101 patrick drowns underwater because, as you just said underwater therefore he can not breath :) jk i no wat u were actually trying to say! i think the real question is why is there a beach underwater in the first place hmm wierd

1/2/2012 9:49:44 PM | Report

mckey101 patrick drowns underwater because, as you just said underwater therefore he can not breath :) jk i no wat u were actually trying to say! i think the real question is why is there a beach underwater in the first place hmm wierd

1/2/2012 9:49:43 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: "Where's your math book?!" "At home." "And what's it doing there?!" "Having more fun than me."

10/21/2011 8:17:13 AM | Report

GirlyGirl4455 Funny Fact: Bras used to be used for carrying peanuts.

10/20/2011 2:07:12 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do know me wish I was.

10/20/2011 10:11:25 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: This dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog someone dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

10/19/2011 8:03:25 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: I hate it when you look in your closet for clothes and find Narnia instead.

10/18/2011 8:34:15 AM | Report

ellie hills Love those quotes jollymoemoe!! Funny Quote of the Day: Someday, I am going to cross the Atlantic ocean in a giant hamster ball.

10/17/2011 8:25:58 AM | Report

jollymoemoe Funny Quote of the Day JOLLYMOEMOE STYLE!!!! Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

10/17/2011 12:48:25 AM | Report

jollymoemoe There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. (JK)

10/17/2011 12:46:03 AM | Report

ellie hills Hey girls! Please post some of your own funny quotes or facts too!

10/16/2011 1:33:11 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

10/16/2011 9:20:25 AM | Report

mckey101 i think im one of those people.. for a sec i was like okay? thats not funny... and after thinking about it for at least 5 minutes i figured it out..

1/3/2012 5:45:52 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: Unicorns ARE real, they're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

10/15/2011 2:46:41 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: I'm not a nerd. I just don't want to work at McDonalds when I'm older.

10/14/2011 8:19:50 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: It's scary to know nothing can kill that .01% of a germ.

10/13/2011 8:05:49 AM | Report

ellie hills Sure GirlyGirl4455! I'll make you treasurer. Thanks for joining and get the word around!!

10/12/2011 8:01:04 PM | Report

ellie hills Thanks for joining too GirlyGirl4455! Just ask if you want a position and help get the word out!

10/12/2011 6:18:12 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

10/12/2011 8:12:26 AM | Report

EddyKala Thats Funny I Have To Tell My Friends That The Next Time They Say How Much I Can Eat

11/26/2011 4:06:54 PM | Report

GirlyGirl4455 i meant 2be treasurer:) haha thanks:p

10/12/2011 5:49:35 PM | Report

GirlyGirl4455 Heyyyyyy. This club is so cool! I just joined and was wondering if I could be VP. BTW, I was wondering if we could post funny facts,too.:)

10/12/2011 5:48:59 PM | Report

ellie hills Welcome LoLoL Girl! Post Some Quotes and get the word around!

10/11/2011 8:56:29 PM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day: Dinosaurs aren't extinct, they're just hiding.

10/11/2011 10:30:25 AM | Report

ellie hills Funny Quote of the Day:When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!!

10/10/2011 10:07:53 AM | Report

ellie hills Hello! From now on everyday I will try to do a Quote of the Day. If I can't get to it, VP can help out!

10/10/2011 9:58:56 AM | Report

ellie hills yup u can b vp! i joined ur clubs clique and koolidoescope. tell ur friends if u think any1 would like this club!! thnx :)

10/4/2011 8:35:28 AM | Report

ellie hills If anyone wants a position just ask! Make suggestions for the custom officers too! Another Quote: You're slower then a herd of turtles stampeding through a field of peanut butter.

9/26/2011 6:53:00 PM | Report

jollymoemoe hahahhaha lol thats funny ! can i be v.p. thanks so much p.s. your free to join any of my clubs :)

10/3/2011 10:39:53 PM | Report

ellie hills yup u can b vp! i joined 2 of urs...clique and koolidoscope! invite people here if u think theres any1 who would like 2 join! thnx :)

10/4/2011 8:31:48 AM | Report

ellie hills Hey everyone! This is my first club so feel free to help me out! Everyone post their favorite quote. Here's one of my favorite ones: Inside me is a skinny girl trying to get out but i usually shut her up with chocolate.

9/23/2011 5:37:04 PM | Report

jollymoemoe I have so many fave quotes but here are 3AH-MAZING 1'S:1)Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 2)The road to success is always under construction. 3)If you die in an elev

9/25/2011 6:35:01 PM | Report