cool profile, I don't want to join smack.

sixteengirl93 on 12/27/2009 3:04:10 PM

HEY I got more chapters!!! Check out my profile! Want even MORE! Check out my website which it where it says what my sign would be!

annaelizabeth on 8/23/2009 10:57:24 AM

Jenny not to be rude or anything but when are you going to put out who gets what job. Cuz I would lke to knoow.
<3 Jordan prezz of cggb

Club Peace Girls on 7/29/2009 1:01:23 PM

o-em-gee i need some advice quick!!!!!!!!!!!

my best-best friend, (shh, don't tell my other friends) moved away. we've been emailing back and forth for two years! but now she won't respond to my emails!! i already emailed her about this, but she hasn't responded!!! and this isn't the first time this has happened!!!!

HELP!!!!!

artisticagi on 7/21/2009 8:09:39 PM

SMACK sounds cool can I join? I somtimes write stories.

woodstocklizard on 7/21/2009 5:22:26 PM

This is soooo cool! Its like a club for creative girls! I love it! I'd like to join, just comment on my profile. . .

darkduck12 on 7/16/2009 3:04:23 PM

get 2 know the person and if u like him go for it

jlipsey on 7/15/2009 7:11:36 PM

xogel67--

I really really enjoyed your story! It sounds a lot like my writing.. you have a lot of fragments but they definetely work with the story!

You know what? I think that this story has a lot of potential, like if you work on elaborating it could be even better!!!

Love you lots,

Jenny!

baby*girl* on 7/15/2009 1:46:02 PM

heres a umm "short story" i guess.

*STARLIGHT*
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I walked slowly. Above, the moon was shining, round and white. The stars were scattered everywhere on the dark sky. I tried to remember everything as I walked under the starlit sky.

He was still clear in my memory. His smile. His bright blue eyes. He meant everything to me. He was my best friend. But now, he would never be more than just that.

Now, he was gone, just like the stars above me would be soon. Not because they wanted to, but because they had to stick to the natural course of things, had to shine the beauty somewhere else. The stars didn't have a choice and I couldn't stop them. I would wait for the stars to come back. Until then, the memory of the stars and the boy would slowly fade. I would see more another night.

*************

tell me what you think! thx!
xo gabby

xogel67 on 7/15/2009 11:41:39 AM

hey i would like to join smack. i write stories and i can give advice.

annaelizabeth i like you stories

twilight_girl12 on 7/14/2009 6:33:05 PM

jenny, you little fourleafclover you. god i hope this is the right account.. :]

x3crissangel on 7/13/2009 4:25:12 PM

WOW! ALOT of people want to be in club SMACK lol well i'd love to be able to be in it i love giving advice to anyone on any subject. my friends always come to me for advice. even guys come to me for advice so i kinda now their point of view on things too my advice for the fake situation:
if you don't know what to talk about then talk about his life outside of camp. ask him if he plays any sports or clubs. ya don't want to ask about his relationship with your friend cuz that could just make things awkward. Ask your friend if its ok to hang out or date the camp cutie. ask her if he tried anything funny with her. get her opinion on if he's safe or not. or hang out with him more and see if he gives off that player vibe.
-<3 riah

dramadork on 7/12/2009 12:14:56 PM

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I already have one girl picked for co-prez so if you want the job make sure you change my mind on why I should pick you!

Thanks

Love you always,

Jenny <333

baby*girl* on 7/11/2009 8:50:39 PM

Survivor-

Show whatever you have! it doesn't matter if its dark, that just means that you are getting some dark energy out. which is really good!

Please share anytime!!

Love you always,
Jenny <333

baby*girl* on 7/11/2009 8:41:54 PM

I'd like to apply for being an advice giver so i took the test i hope you pick me!
Love JoJo<3



You have to give advice to this fake situation,, just to see how you re-act to a real situation!

I met this boy at camp. He is soo sweet and nice, not to mention cute! He is really sweet to me, so I think I really like him..ALOT! The issue is i don't know what to say to him..AND he has a rep as being a player..AND this is worst of all..he went out with my BFF!! What do I do? HELP!

Kay so this actually did happen to me once my advice is first to tell your bff about how you like him,and ask her how their relationship ended up, did he cheat on her? did he dump her for another girl? did he lie to her ever? then after you know a little about how he is in relationships make your move. I dont mean be a major flirt but i mean introduce yourself to him(if you havent already) and get to know him some more. a great BF and GF relationship starts from a friendship. and this way he may talk to you about other girls and youll know whether he respects girls or not. this will keep you from getting hurt in the future. Hope this helps!

Kristina9183 on 7/11/2009 8:31:51 PM

hey girly! i have alot of poems but im afraid theyre a little to dark.I mean i dont always talk about blood or anything like that. My poems r just deep. they make u think and kinds scare u but save u at the same time. plz respond.

Luv u 2!
Survivor

survivor1026732 on 7/11/2009 5:49:05 PM

I would love 2 b an advice giver,i have an advice column in my school newspaper.plz chooseeee meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

jabria99 on 7/11/2009 4:14:16 PM

i would love 2 give advice

jessesgirl16 on 7/11/2009 11:26:18 AM

well hey!!

ill join this SMACK thinger!!

loll

totally-inluv-witdat-brown-eyed-boy on 7/11/2009 1:39:52 AM

I met this boy at camp. He is soo sweet and nice, not to mention cute! He is really sweet to me, so I think I really like him..ALOT! The issue is i don't know what to say to him..AND he has a rep as being a player..AND this is worst of all..he went out with my BFF!! What do I do? HELP!

a rep is a history and histories can change...but they also might not...I would be on the look out for any signs that he hasn't changed his ways...after all you don't want to end up hurt...after you've made sure he's not a player...you should set a situation up to talk to him...like if you see him holding a footbal be like, "Oh, you like football? my favorite team is the_________. Do you play?" or if you see him holding a CD say something like, "I love that band...I don't know many other fans...what's your favorite song by them?" Before you say anything about him to your BFF you should see where it goes with him...there is no sense getting in a big fight over him if he doesn't like you anyway...

have_a_heart on 7/10/2009 10:39:25 PM

Club Peace Girls

Okay so here is your test:

I will pretend to be a girl with an issue and you have to give advie please!

I met this boy a camp, he is really cute sweet and nice! He always flirts with me and I think I really like him! But, the thing is, he has this reputation of being a player. I have no idea what to do! And to top it off he went out with my BFF! Help!

Thats your test!

Thanks

Love you always,

Jenny <33

Here's my advice to the probelm.
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Well what I would do is talk to your bff and see what she says about him. If she says things likw he made fun of her infront of his friends think do you want that to be you he's making fun of or if your bff says that he's was very nice and was caring toward her then you might wanna think that he doesn't seem like a player at all. So just talk to your bff and then think about if you want to go out with him. Then make your choice.
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Okay there's my advice on the problem. Just post if I get it or not on the my pro and the club pro please and thank you.

<3 Jordan prezzie of CGGB
*Long Live Green Gummy Bears and Single Ladies!!*

Club Peace Girls on 7/10/2009 5:10:12 PM

this kool :]

karolina55 on 7/10/2009 2:58:10 PM

btw, co prez sounds kewl

calumet427 on 7/10/2009 11:18:47 AM

Chapter Four

I finished curling my hair, slapped on some lip-gloss and threw on my dress before and looked in the mirror for final adjustments before heading over to Grammy and Granddad’s house. Theirs was the largest of our homes. Purple’s and pink’s now covered every inch of the living room from the table covers to the gift-wrap on the presents. A white birthday cake, almost too pretty to eat, was on the center table, surrounded by fragrant white freesias and purple lilacs. A light breeze flowed through the house and the usually scarce sunlight burst through the open windows causing my vampire relatives’ skin to sparkle like diamonds. I was awestruck every time I saw it happen. They were all so excruciatingly beautiful, I couldn’t help but be a little bit envious.

Grandpa was the first person I reached, “You are more beautiful than all of us combined, sweetie.” He whispered into my ear in his smooth, velvety voice. He obviously heard what I was thinking.

Grams was next, her angelic face twinkled in the afternoon light, “He’s right you know. Happy birthday, my darling.”

I was greeted and wished a happy birthday by each member of my family. Everyone looked so happy. It was intoxicating being surrounded by such beauty and unconditional love. Mom and dad barbequed steaks, chicken, corn on the cob and an assortment of other veggies. I was not a fan of vegetables but mom insisted that it wasn’t very healthy living on a diet that consisted entirely of undercooked meat. Dad, Mom, Leah, Seth, Bryce, Aiden and I pigged out on the delicious meal.

“Hey uncle Em?”

“What’s up?” He looked up from the game on TV. Rosie looked over as well.

“Do you like seafood?”

“What?”

“See…food!” He opened up his big mouth to show Em the masticated piece of steak, “Get it?” Em let out a booming laugh that echoed through the room.

“You’re revolting, you know that?” I rolled my eyes at him in disgust. You would have thought he’d been raised by a pack of wild wolves from the way he ate.

We finished up our lunch and I posed for pictures with my cake and my family. Esme liked to take thousands of pictures every time there was a birthday or celebration. The basement was half full of boxes filled with pictures from our childhood. I cut the cake, handed out the slices and waited for the best part. Presents.

****

“This is from Jazz and I.” Alice tossed me one of the large purple boxes. Inside was a black, quilted Chanel messenger bag and matching sunglasses.

“For school.” Jazz chimed.

I got a new Apple laptop from Em and Rosie, a Burberry winter coat and scarf set from Grammy and Granddad, some badly needed Bose acoustic headphones from Seth and Leah and a silver locket with our family crest from Grams and Grandpa. It was exactly like mom and Grams.

“So, for my last present…School? Are we gonna talk about it now?” I had to take advantage of the gift-giving mood everyone was in. I saw fear on the faces of my parents and grandparents until Jazz came up behind them. He half smiled and sat next to Alice. I would have to thank my mood-influencing uncle later for that. I sat between Bryce and Aiden on the sofa as Grandpa led the discussion.

“Yes, school. As you know, we all want what is best for you and your brothers. After many discussions, we have decided to enroll you at St. Augustine Academy.”

“Ugh. Isn’t that the private school?” I elbowed Bryce in the ribs. I think I heard something crack.

“Would you rather stay home, son?” Dad glared at him.

“Noooo.” He shut up real fast.

Grandpa quickly got back into the conversation, “St. Augustine has the best curriculum and teachers. Not that you will have any problems academically.”

“Nope, none at all.” I beamed at my parents. Bryce and Aiden sank into the couch. School was going to be a breeze–for me at least. There wasn’t anything the teachers could teach that I didn’t already know.

“Of course, you know there are a few rules you have to follow. We have waited so long to send you to school for a reason. Exposure is and will always be our main concern. Therefore, we have agreed on the following–

One, you cannot join any sports teams. You would have an unfair advantage because of your strength and speed and as you know, we will not condone cheating. Along those same lines, you will have to hold back during P.E.”

“Your Grams is a good resource for advice in that department. Aren’t you, Bells?” Emmett chuckled, joined by Jazz. Grams wasn’t amused.

“I don’t know what he’s talking about.” I could tell Grams was embarrassed, she fidgeted her hands whenever she was put on the spot. Fidgeting is not a vampire trait.

“Can we continue, Emmett or are you not finished badgering my wife?” Grandpa stroked the back of Grams’ hand reassuringly. He was always so protective of Grams. It was sweet.

“Rule number two,” It was dad’s turn now, “this is mainly for you boys. Keep your tempers under control. No fighting or bullying or running you big mouths. The last thing we need is for you two to go phasing in front of the entire student body.”

“Rule number three.” Mom looked at me, “I know you don’t like to darling but, you need to hunt. At least once a week for the first month.”

“Mom, I’ve been around humans before.”

“Yes, we know. It’s just a precaution. You’ve been around humans but not for eight hours a day. It’s different. Sitting next to them for hours on end. We don’t know if it’ll do anything to your thirst but, why take chances?”

“Ok.” I hated hunting. I was terrible at tracking my prey and it always got messy.

“Rule number four.” Grandpa’s turn again, “Stick to the story.” Ah, yes. The story. This was the greatest complication. Obviously, I couldn’t have my actual mother and father sign me up for school seeing as how my mom looks to be about 18 at the most and my dad looks about 25. Granddad Carlisle and Grammy Esme would pose as our adoptive parents. Adoptive parents to 13 children. Believable? I think not. But, it’s worked for them in the past.

So, according to the “story,” Dad, Bryce and Aiden were my blood brothers. Our parents died in an accident with Seth and Leah’s parents- who were our cousins. The Cullens adopted us into their family, which already included my mom, grandparents and aunts and uncles. It was a good thing it was just my brothers and I going to school. I wouldn’t even know where to begin explaining the relationships between my paired off “siblings.”

“Ok, suck at sports, drink blood and lie. Should be easy enough.” That got everyone- except mom and my grandparents- laughing.

“Annie! You must take this seriously.” Ugh. Annie. Better not piss off Grandpa.

“Yes, Grandpa. I know. I will. I want this more than anything. So, thank you for letting us go.”

“It was a tough decision for all of us but, we can’t keep you here forever.”

“Yes, no matter how much we might want to,” Dad sighed deeply before finishing his sentence, “You have to get out there eventually.” His warm hands were on my shoulders. I rubbed his hands consolingly.

“I’ll be ok, daddy.”

“I know, kiddo. I know.” Poor Dad, he was having a tougher time with this than he would admit.

“So, tomorrow? What’s the plan?”

“Esme and I will take you and your brothers to register for school in the morning. You’ll have to get your uniforms afterward- Alice and Rosalie volunteered to take you shopping.” Carlisle nodded his head towards my two grinning aunts.

“Surprise, surprise.” Jasper’s voice was barely audible above the sound of the football game on TV.

“So, when do we start class? Tuesday?” I clasped my hands together in front of my face.

“Yes.” Carlisle held my flapping arms down at my side. I could barely contain my excitement at that point. I bounced around the room smothering my family with hugs.

“Thank you so much! You have no idea what this means to me! I’ll be the oldest freshman at St. Augustine’s but I don’t care. I can’t wait for school!”

Dad was the last one I hugged. I made sure to make it an extra strong one.

“I’ve never met anyone so excited to go to school before. Are you sure you’re my kid?”
~Joy~

annaelizabeth on 7/10/2009 10:57:25 AM

Hey SMACK babes!

I just want to say that the first discussion topic is:

ANIMAL TESTING!

For or against it?? Why??

Love you always,

Jenny <333

baby*girl* on 7/10/2009 9:55:43 AM