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Jennymango- Here is a test that you must pass to become advice-gver! Give advice to this question! I met this boy a camp, he is really cute sweet and nice! He always flirts with me and I think I really like him! But, the thing is, he has this reputation of being a player. I have no idea what to do! And to top it off he went out with my BFF! Help! There you go, if you have a good enough answer you got the job, hun! Thanks love you always, Jenny <33
baby*girl* on 7/10/2009 9:55:01 AM
annaelizabeth- Sorry, did you get my last comment? I hit a wrong button and everything, so I don't know if you got it sorry, . I was just saying that the personality of the chacter, Ana, has little subtle,yet breif, personality changes. First she will be talking very seriously and then she will say something that doesn't really fit the mood she was talking in. Such as, "Lucky me, I know" I am not sure if you purposly wanted her to say something different or if it was just your personality clashing with Ana's, but that was just something I picked up on. I really REALLY like your story, though! You should absolutely post more! Thanks Love you always, Jenny <33
baby*girl* on 7/10/2009 9:45:23 AM
Can I be the co-president? Get back to me on my profile please.
shoppinghorse on 7/10/2009 6:45:04 AM
SURE!!! HIT the constructive critism ON me!!! I helps me with the story!!!
annaelizabeth on 7/9/2009 10:32:54 PM
i would totally love 2 join! oh and by the way i luv the first chapter of ur story annaelizabeth! its very creative! i luv the little connections with the original like how jacob and rosalie think the dog houses r funny
xogel67 on 7/9/2009 8:20:45 PM
i like the idea of posting comments to create some what of a creativity circle. (I am a another Jenny BTW) SMACK seems like a great way to share ideas, opinions, and advice. I would love to become a member and possibly an advice giver -Jenny
jennygmango on 7/9/2009 6:42:03 PM
Hey SMACK babes! I just want to say that the first discussion topic is: ANIMAL TESTING! For or against it?? Why?? Love you always, Jenny <333
baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 6:12:24 PM
readerhi1234 Hey babe, of course you can join! Thanks Love you always, Jenny <33
baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 6:11:16 PM
thanx but no thanx. i dont want 2 join a club
iheartnickjobro on 7/9/2009 3:14:50 PM
Hey I will join!
lilgirlyme on 7/9/2009 2:56:14 PM
hey can i join
readerhi1234 on 7/9/2009 1:26:32 PM
l8skittlez I need to give you a test first, before you become and advice giver! Okay so here is your test: I will pretend to be a girl with an issue and you have to give advie please! I met this boy a camp, he is really cute sweet and nice! He always flirts with me and I think I really like him! But, the thing is, he has this reputation of being a player. I have no idea what to do! And to top it off he went out with my BFF! Help! Thats your test! I will post if you get the job or not in a week! Thanks Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 12:57:27 PM
Annaelizabeth- Thanks so much for joining! I love you story so far I have only read the first chapter of what you wrote-- and I will soon be reading the second chapter.. I really enjoy it. I was wondering if you wanted soe constructive critism, if you do not I understand but if you do just ask! Thanks Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 12:55:26 PM
Chapter Two Human and vampire relationships never end well. Or so says grandpa, but it worked out well for him. But, until my grandmother became a vampire, their relationship was constantly being tested, filled with danger and heartache. Dad was in love with Grams, too, before my mom was born. Dad and Grandpa battled each other over her constantly. Weird I know, but there’s nothing normal about my family. Anyways, Grams and Grandpa were married shortly after her high school graduation. She was pregnant with my mom when she was still human. She was one mean fetus from what I’ve been told. She practically killed Grams during childbirth. Obviously, it’s a sore subject, so no one really talks about it. Grams was changed into a vampire as soon as she gave birth. My dad, confused, saddened and filled with rage over the transformation he allowed, had every intention of killing the “Thing” that killed his beloved Bella–my mom. He went to find my aunt Rosie who took care of her during Grams change and something he never expected happened. The moment he looked at my mom, he was a goner. The Quileute legend says it’s possible for tribes’ members to “imprint” on another person. In layman’s terms, you’ll know instantly when you’ve found the person you’re destined to be with– your soul mate. I know what it sounds like. Eww, right? But, It’s not what you think. Yes, my mom was just a baby when my dad knew he was going to spend eternity with her but, it wasn’t like love at first sight. It was something else, something that I can’t really explain. Imprinting is a strange thing to understand. Dad was fiercely loyal and protective of my mom while he waited for her to grow up. He didn’t have the lovey-dovey feelings he has for her now until she became an adult. In her case, that was six years after she was born. Mom was no regular baby. She grew daily, at an alarming rate both physically and mentally. At three months, she was far more intelligent than a human at ten. Mom has a gift too. When she touches someone, she can show them a collection of her memories and thoughts. It’s like being shown a movie. That’s how I know all this. No one wanted to tell me so mom showed me when she thought the time was right. Once dad imprinted on mom, the treaty between the Quiletes and the Cullens was replaced with something even stronger than an agreement- allegiance and devotion to each other’s families. No member of dad’s pack was to harm my mom. If anything had happened to her, it would have been so devastating and painful for my dad, he’d have to fight his own brothers. The unity between the two families was strengthened even more when the vampire royal family-the Volturi- came to Forks to kill my mom and her family. There are laws very few laws in our world, but they are absolute. First and most important is that humans cannot know we exist. Second, children are forbidden from being changed. Uncle Jazz told me that long ago, the “Immortal Children” as they were called, ran wild all over the South. The Volturi, who Interfere only when the situation absolutely calls for it, came in and killed all of them. To create an Immortal Child guarantees you a death sentence. A vampire who held a grudge against Grandpa’s family saw my mom and dad hunting in the woods with my grandparents when she was very young. The vampire, Irina, mistook her for an Immortal Child and went to Italy to Inform the Volturi of her existence. Aunt Alice had a vision and saw them coming to Forks with an entire army of gifted and extremely skilled fighters. Their intention was to destroy the “abomination” and the family harboring it. Little did they know, my family gathered an army as well but, only to witness mom’s growth and testify on their behalf that no crime was committed. Any vampire could tell instantly that mom wasn’t an Immortal Child. Her heartbeat proved it the moment they saw her. She even showed Aro, the head family member, her birth and her life up to that point. She had him convinced but not the rest of his family. The other Volturi weren’t satisfied. Mom’s family amassed over 30 vampires to witness, a large majority had extraordinary gifts the Volturi had never seen. Not only were there vampires, but my dad’s pack of 16 wolves joined as well. He had to protect my mom. The Volturi were determined to find some reason to attack so that after the battle, the survivors with gifts would join the Volturi Instead of facing execution. They thought they had the war won, but they had no Idea how vulnerable they would be after Grams unleashed her power. Grams is a shield. Meaning, she can block the attacks and powers of others. What makes her even more powerful is that she is able to shield anyone around her as well, which is exactly what she did when the Volturi guard started to make their move. They were stunned. They had never been at a disadvantage. The fight was stopped immediately, the Volturi were not prepared to have to fight fair. They left Forks, never to return or bother my family. *** Over the next six years, mom grew up quickly, in peace, surrounded by love and happiness and always under the watchful eye of my dad. At six, she was like a fully matured 15-year old. My grandparents made them wait another three years before getting married. They looked so happy and gorgeous in their wedding photos. They moved out of the Cullen mansion and onto the La Push reservation, where lived there until my mom got pregnant. They moved back in with my grandparent’s family fearful that the Volturi would somehow find out and return. They never did. My brothers and I had a great childhood. You might say we were sheltered but our family was very close and not one of us felt like we were missing anything. Our family is rich. Really, really rich. We lived on a 1,000-acre estate with six massive houses and woods as far as the eye could see. It was stocked with plenty of wildlife to satiate the thirsts of hungry wolves and vampires. I didn’t hunt unless I was absolutely craving blood-which wasn’t often- and the only other times I spend in the woods are when I would go to my favorite tree to read in peace. We couldn’t go to school like regular humans so we were home schooled which was perfectly fine with me. My knucklehead brothers never took their studies seriously. Mom says they’re the same as dad- not very big fans of school. They were always watching the clock, counting down to the time when they could get out of the library and go play with Uncle Seth and Aunt Leah. I on the other hand was an extremely bright and eager student. I had one-on-one lessons, eight hours a day with each member of my mom’s family tutoring me in various subjects. Grams taught English and though most of my family were big readers, her choices influenced me the most. I loved the classics just like her. I was an accomplished pianist thanks to Grandpa. I don’t think I could ever be as good as him seeing as how he’s playing for almost 160 years. Chopin is my favorite composer but I also love his compositions. The lullaby he wrote from Grams is one of my favorites to play. I learned history with uncle Jazz, world languages with Aunt Alice, Art with my great-grandmother Esme, Science with granddad Carlisle and math with Aunt Rosie. On Saturdays, I played baseball with Uncle Em and on Sundays we lazed around the house watching football. Uncle Seth, dad’s best friend and most loyal pack member, and his sister, my aunt Leah, taught us Quilete history. It was the only subject that held my brothers’ attentions. We all flew back to Forks with my brothers when they first started phasing. The tribe elders held a naming ceremony for Bryce and Aiden. Aiden was given the name Hakan, the fire dancer and Bryce was Hania, the spirit warrior. Uncle Seth was perfectly at ease with the vampire side of my family. He and Grandpa were the closest of friends. Aunt Leah was still a bit apprehensive even after all these years but she loved me to death. It’s probably because of my Quilete blood. She kept to herself most of the time unless she was out in the woods with the boys. I loved school but my favorite times were the ones I got to spend with my dad. Sometimes, I wish I were as close to my mom as she was to Grams but, I’m a total daddy’s girl. I could suck a human dry and he’d probably say “S’okay, sweetheart, just don’t do it again.” I was his “little bloodsucker.” Once a derogatory word now a term of endearment between dad and me. He was the coolest person I knew. It was mostly because he was so different from the rest of my family. In dad’s words, everyone in our house spoke like stuffy, upper-crust, Victorian aristocrats. They were too proper and far too boring. He talked like the people on TV. He cursed and sometimes murdered the English language, but that was what was so endearing about him. He grew up a normal, human teenager with the exception of the shape shifting. Grandpa isn’t very happy with some of the more colorful language I picked up from dad but, as long as I don’t curse, he’s cool with our “silly and ridiculous” slang and street jargon. *** Tomorrow is my 25th birthday. Mom and dad promised that when I turned 25, I could go to high school and see what it’s like in the human world. My brothers and I weren’t aging anymore, so there was no risk of exposure. Unfortunately, Aiden and Bryce would be coming too, posing as juniors since they were so gigantic. But, that’s better than the alternative- the entire Cullen, Black and Clearwater family attending school all together. No thanks. It would be horrible to go to school with my mind-reading grandpa, intimidating and sometimes scary uncles and dad and devastatingly gorgeous mom, aunts and grandmother. I’d much rather put up with my brothers antics for two years than with 13 members of my family for four. Ugh. My aunts are throwing me a quarter-of-a-century birthday party tomorrow night. They throw the best parties and I always get awesome gifts. That was definitely one of the plus sides of being in this family. Tomorrow’s going to be amazing, I just know it
annaelizabeth on 7/9/2009 12:15:27 PM
MY AFTER BREAKING DAWN!! IF YOU WANT MORE POST A COMMENT UNDERNETH AND I WILL YPE MORE UP!! Prologue My name is Aiyana Avalyssa Black. Exotic, I know. I go by Ana. My first name in my dad’s family’s language means eternal blossom. Very fitting seeing as how I’m immortal. Chapter One I live in the cold, nearly sunless town of Brunswick, Maine. Population: 22,000. Not small, but not very big either. Towns like these provide the ideal living environment for my family who rely heavily on cloud cover and grey skies. There are nine vampires, three shape shifters and three something else’s in my large and very beautiful family. I fall into the something else category, along with my brothers. The one thing we all have in common? We’re all immortal. How is immortality possible? Mate one human-vampire hybrid with one human-wolf shape shifter and bam! You get me–a 24-year-old supernatural phenomena. Let me clarify: I have been alive for 24 years but physically, I look like a typical 17-year- old. Well, maybe not typical. Four generations worth of supermodel good looks were passed down to my brothers and me. I have my mom’s full lips and warm, chocolate brown eyes rimmed by thick, dark eyelashes. I get my height from my dad–I’m almost 5’10–and my skin is tan like his but lighter by a few shades. My hair is a glossy caramel color, streaked with gold and bronze highlights. I will look this way forever. Lucky me, I know. My brothers and I are anomalies. Being born to two hybrids, no one knew what to expect. No one thought it was even possible for my parents to have children, since, as my grandfather Edward puts it, they were crossbreeding. I inherited all my mom’s vampire traits–the strength, speed, sharp mind and impenetrable skin. My thirst for blood is almost non-existent–not that it doesn’t smell enticing, but, I prefer a good old, greasy cheeseburger over a full sized deer any day–medium rare, of course. But, my most distinctive trait is my extra ability. Like my grandparents, my uncle Jazz and aunt Alice, I have a unique gift. I am a dream walker. It’s way cool. Completely useless against vampires who can’t sleep but it came in handy growing up to torment my brothers. I can walk in and out of the dreams of humans- and half humans- and communicate with the dreamer or change their dreams as I wish. My gift didn’t fully manifest until I was seven. Dad was the first person to experience my power. I was having a bad dream and I called out to him. In an instant, I was standing next to him and I told him I was scared and I needed him to protect me. In the morning when I woke up, I was snuggling next to my dad in his wolf form. He phased back and had no idea how he ended up next to me in the middle of the night. It happened again and again for two weeks, each time, my dad not remembering how he ended up there in the morning. Mom thought he had a sleep-walking problem. Technically, he did, but I was the root of it. I fessed up to remembering talking to dad in my dreams telling him I was afraid of the dark and couldn’t sleep by myself. My great-grandfather Carlisle is a doctor. He and my Grandpa monitored dad one night to see if he went anywhere else besides my room. Grandpa stayed with me and Carlisle stayed dad. Grandpa can read minds. In mine, he heard me call out to dad who appeared less than a minute later and plopped down next to me on the bed. Carlisle followed him into my room and told Grandpa, that in his sleep, dad muttered, “I’m coming, Ana. Don’t worry.” They were fascinated. I wanted to do more experiments, reach out to my brothers and my mom. It was a lot of fun for me, not so much for my brothers. Aiden was six at the time and already twice my size. He picked on me constantly. I saw this as my chance to get back at him. In my dream that night, my brother and I were in my old playroom. I told him that it would be fun if he went into aunt Rosie’s room to play dress-up. In the morning, he woke up back in his bed, with lipstick smeared all over his face and wearing a sundress. Both of them stopped picking on me after that. As I got older, my power became greater. With the help of my parents, we think I have mastered control over it. I’ve even learned how to enter daydreams while I’m still awake. My poor brothers are always the guineau pigs when I want to try it out. ** Aiden and Bryce are shape shifters like my dad. Aiden is 23 and Bryce is 20. Dad was so proud the day they first phased. Mom even cried. I rolled my eyes. My ability is way cooler, in my opinion. Like dad, they’re giants. Aiden is 6’4 and Bryce is 6’5. They’ve been that tall since they were 17 and 14, respectively. But somehow, they look a lot younger than they actually are. Mom says they get their baby faces from dad. Baby faces? Gag me. They spend as much time as possible as wolves, running and improving their hunting skills. Unlike dad and myself, Aiden and Bryce like to eat like the rest of my family- they hunt for wildlife in the woods on our 1,000-acre estate. But unlike the rest of my family, with maybe the exception of Uncle Em, my brothers eat like savages. Often times, they’ll come home with their fur caked with blood and dirt. So gross. I got tired of the stench, one day they came home to find personalized gift from me- two oversized doghouses in the back yard. Mom didn’t think it was very nice but dad and aunt Rosie thought it was hilarious. *** My mom, Renesmee, and my dad, Jacob, have been married for 30 years. He still looks at her like a man in love for the first time in his life. Sometimes, it’s sickening how cute they are together. It’s amazing seeing them together knowing our family’s history. My dad is from the Quileute tribe in La Push, a small reservation near Forks, Washington where my mom was born. The legend of my dad’s people says that they are decedents of wolves and the “Cold Ones,” also known as vampires, are their mortal enemies. The Cullen vampires–my mother’s family–and the Quileute elders had a treaty in place for more than 80 years before my dad became an Alpha. No humans were to be hunted or harmed in Forks. Easy enough for a family of vegetarian vampires. That is until my grandmother, Bella, came along and changed everything.
annaelizabeth on 7/9/2009 12:14:45 PM
Hey!! Newest club- come check it out!! soccerficially obsessed, K
The Striking Soccer Club on 7/9/2009 12:13:52 PM
Can I join heres 2 chapters of a story i wrote!
annaelizabeth on 7/9/2009 12:13:19 PM
yeah id love to be an advice giver just send me the info i need such as how many times a day to check it and such thanx ~skittlez
I8skittlez on 7/9/2009 11:37:22 AM
Vannah- Great then you are in!!! Thanks Love you alwayys, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 11:28:18 AM
~~72923~~ hey of course you could join... and about co-president.. if you want the job then please write a comment about why you should get the job! I will post if you get the job next week! Thanks! Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 11:27:31 AM
Missgoodytwoshoes- Hey I would love a co-prez! And, so I need you to tell me why you should get the job! I will post if you get it or not next week when I get all the application! Thanks! Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 11:25:52 AM
Club Peace Girls Okay so here is your test: I will pretend to be a girl with an issue and you have to give advie please! I met this boy a camp, he is really cute sweet and nice! He always flirts with me and I think I really like him! But, the thing is, he has this reputation of being a player. I have no idea what to do! And to top it off he went out with my BFF! Help! Thats your test! Thanks Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 11:23:29 AM
sokrluver1 To give advice you will have to go through a test and I will post if you get the "job"!!! Thanks! Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 11:20:27 AM
Club Hot I would love to be club sisters! Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*girl* on 7/9/2009 11:19:25 AM
hi girlie! I would love to join the club! I love to write and I'm very creative. I even run my own business and I make bath and body products. I paint, write, run a business, cook and bake, and i occasionally decorate cakes for my family! thanks, ash
sweetreddancer on 7/9/2009 10:08:03 AM
ok thx can i be co-vp ~~♥Spencer♥~~
Trackbabe09 on 7/9/2009 9:48:20 AM
I'd also like to be co-president! You should join the president interconnection!
firegirl410 on 7/9/2009 12:19:24 AM
I'd love to join! This club sounds really cool!
firegirl410 on 7/9/2009 12:13:51 AM
hah, did u just go 2 random peep's pros and SMACK them? clever btw. I'm the president of the hottest new club called WHAT THE HECK? HOW DO U HAVE A CLUB ONLINE?! our mission is 2 find out y peeps r making all these clubs, and encourage them 2 shut down the dumb 1s. jk!!!!! the clubs kinda seem like online cliques though, so i'd rather not join any club, no offense.
so_she_told_me... on 7/9/2009 12:11:18 AM
Hey girl! i'd love to join the club! -vannah
vannah<3 on 7/8/2009 11:26:36 PM
I meant can I join haha sorry!!!
~~72923~~ on 7/8/2009 10:42:19 PM
Hey! This club seems really cool canno join? Thx lots of love! Liz
~~72923~~ on 7/8/2009 10:41:12 PM
heyyz this Jordan! Prezz of Green Gummy Bear! you SMACKED a lot of clubs I like to checkout. So I decided to look at your club and I want to be a advice-giver and I don't mind about going through the test. So just let me know. Thanks. <3Jordan Prezz of Green Gummy Bear *Long Live Green Gummy Bears and Single Ladies!!!*
Club Peace Girls on 7/8/2009 10:09:10 PM
I will totally join! Could i be co-prez mayb? Or some sort of an advisor would be awesome too! (This is Kat from CLUB GreenGirl btw who you SMACKed) -Kat Check out CLUB GreenGirl! ♥
missgoodytwoshoes on 7/8/2009 9:02:45 PM
i would like to give advice on boys and flirting
sokrluver1 on 7/8/2009 8:52:59 PM
dont worry about it its fine. so wats up want to be club sistas??? and btw im against animal testing
Club Hot on 7/8/2009 8:50:29 PM
Here is the first SMACK disscussion! ANIMAL TESTING! For it? Or against it? Why? Share your thoughts!!!
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 8:05:51 PM
***rjaparath*** Ok so I will have to give you a test if you don't mind and I will post on my profile if you get the "job" or not in a week! Reply back if you want the test! Thanks Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 7:50:11 PM
Hey Girls who want to join SMACK, Hey! To join SMACK I will not put you through a quiz or anything like that, I am only doing that if you want a position as Advertiser, Advice-Giver, or Co-President. You can just tell me that you'd love to join and BAM! You are in! Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 7:48:19 PM
Club Hot I am sorry, that was very immoral of me to do. I will not do it again. Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 7:45:26 PM
yeah id be interested in giving advice
rjaparath on 7/8/2009 7:44:17 PM
rjaparath on 7/8/2009 7:44:15 PM
please dont advertize for club "smack" on my club profile again! ill forgive u this time but dont do it again!!!
Club Hot on 7/8/2009 7:26:20 PM
Lootiegal, If you wouldn't mind I am going to have you go through a test first and I will get back to you in a week to see if you will be an advice-giver! Respond here on SMACK if you want the test! Love you always, Jenny <33
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 7:19:15 PM
Trackbabe Well, if you like, you could join SMACK... anyone can join I just kinda clicked on your pro and avertised! Love you always, Jenny <3
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 7:15:39 PM
HeyHeyHey! this is Krista Sue! I am a professional model, an aspiring professional musician, can play six instruments, i sing and write songs. i want to join this club soooooo that i can share my creative side and my songs with all of your members! can i join? please write back on my profile peace.love.music. ~krista sue
TrIpLeThReAt123 on 7/8/2009 6:12:27 PM
umm yea you "smacked" me and so what do i do now??? ♪Spencer~~~
Trackbabe09 on 7/8/2009 5:52:51 PM
sure i would love to b an advice-giver!
lootiegal on 7/8/2009 5:35:11 PM
For the club SMACK I am looking for girls who want to be among the few chosen ones to give adivce! If you are interested contact me on my proile! I will give you more deatails, give a test and in a week I will post who will be the advice givers of the club SMACK!
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 3:26:31 PM
SMACK! Listen up! All of you girls have just been SMACKED! SMACK is a club for all girls who have a creative spark and want to show the world. Love writing poems? Love writing stories? did you write a song? Show it all off here. SMACK is also for those of you who love to give advice. As the president of SMACK I will appoint a few girls who i see o be good at giving advice.. Anyone can join this group just go to my profile and check it out! Got ideas? contact me on my profile! Love you always, Jenny
Baby*Girl* on 7/8/2009 3:24:38 PM
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