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All About Me!
  1.   ******* AQUARIUS!!!!!! or is it??? hmmmm...****************
  2.   i ^ don't ^ know
  3.   The product of 2 and 5,squared,times by 18 to the 6th power,divided by 34,and added to 300
  4.   triangles and pizza,oh yeah......
  5.   species unknown
  6.   A CHICKEN in a polka-dot bathing suit,oh yes!!!!
In A Nutshell...
  1.   anyhing easy,yahh.......thats pretty much alot
  2.   stare at people/hide from the boogeyman!!! * He lives in my neighborhood* AAAHHHHH!!!!! HE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!! HELP!!!
  3.   slap attack!!!! I won Grand Prize in my schoolwide tournament!! YAAHHH!!!!!
  4.   slapping fruit/tickling vegetables...........'nuff said...........
  5.   #34562 or #72583, I just can't choose!!!! Although,Tabitha,(my little foreign piece of plastic from Norway) is a very good fire-starter
  6.   34,76,or 83....hmmm.....maybe it's 739.....????? She is alot like 456!!!!!
  7.   cheeseburgers/fruity/whyamibeingaskedsoomanyquestions???
  8.   french chicken wings with a wasabi dressing * not really* C'mon people I am no Emeril Lagasse!!!
  9.   vacay? its spelled vacation,and I think you shouldn't take one,because if you cant spell that simple word,you need to spend some time in preschool
My Faves…
  1.   nothing ha,that shows da best...............
  2.   YOUR FACE/YOUR ARM...both very good movies.....
  3.   jungli corneluiz apwlsa kingo and of course, THE SANOJ SISTERS!!!!
  4.   my hand,cuz its just soo compelling.....i mean,in the third chapter nail is caught with knuckle,when he is suppose to be a 'courtin with pinkie,my ohh my!!!!!
  5.   BLAHGA 300x and the new platinum edition of FOOTSIES ON PARADE!!!!
  6.   ME!!! Yes I am a SUPERLY POWERED PERSON WHO LIVES ON A STAR!!!!
Style Sense
  1.   a manequine or maybe my dog,or my dog's friend's brother's sister-in-law
  2.   I DON"T LOVE STORES!!! *I love the clothes inside them* HA HA,STORES ARE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE,ONCE YOU GET TO REALLY MEET ONE,MY FRIEND'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO A STORE
  3.   flava? wall, mayba vanalla, akay? yall' all a rally craazy peaaplle
  4.   yeah, like i carry a makeup bag around........ok....you caught me....NOT!!!!!!!
  5.   clothes!! HELLO!!!?? ANYONE HOME???!!! * I would be severly naked without them!!*
Guyville
  1.   Exuse me,but I believe it is really rather rude and inapppropriate when you go around asking people if they are single or not,I have the right to be personal about my personal life,so.......I PLEAD THE FIFTH
  2.   00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
  3.   beat him up/make him cry...ha ha...ha..ha......i am a sucker for idiotic weaklings haaaaaa......
  4.   no one unless yor talking about cheeseburgers........ isn't he sooo gorgeous ,you can just lose yourself in those dreamy,cheesy eyes...ahhhhh...cheese
Daydreams
  1.   Getalife Town,USA ahahhahhahahahahhahahhaa
  2.   vacay is not a word,please try again
  3.   shred it,boil it,chop it up and feed it to the hobo living under my porch
  4.   if you see a monster,run!!!/If its the boogeyman, call the police and hide!!!
Either…Or
  1.   hoot hoot thats your clue.......how did you know part owl???? grrrrrr
  2.   what? ice cream?cake??? fingernails?????fungus???
  3.   righty tighty, lefty loosey ohhh ohhh!!!!
  4.   um,i think I'd rather watch a live show, in the comfort of my friend's basement!!!
  5.   I am neither freak nor slob,I am a highly advanced, artificial,subspecies from the 80th dimension
My Healthy You Profile
  1. Fitness Faves
      looking at you...believe me, thats the secret to staying fit!!!!
  2.   staring/slapping/tickling...........you know,they are all real sports!!!
  3.   slap your cheeek and it will become red. INSTANT BLUSH!! You can also bruise your chin by grabbing it and squeezing it really hard for a long time!!!!!! It will really bruise(yes, I've seen it in action)so if you are dumb enough to test it dont be surpised at what happens.......Oh,and the secret to getting plumps lips is to have one of your friends wear a ring and punch you numerous times on your lip with that ring!!!
  4. Goal Girl
      T o be soooo healthy,it will wipe out the whole entire human existence as we know it
  5.   washing underpriviledged kangaroos OR babysitting poverty-stricken Chihuahuas from Easter Island,you know, the usual
  6.   when they get hurt,and when they start crying,but not with tears of joy............
  7. Tasty Eats
      food,and gerdeoli con cimiwachina,yummy!!!!
  8.   you know,when I sighned up for this job,I didnt know the ever-so-famous 20 questions was included
  9.   eat food,hey i am hungry,and the tummy wants what the tummy wants.....
  10.   anything,hey,i am,and always will be,more highly advanced then you
  11.   nothing,seriously i wont listen to you so dont waste ur time
  12.   maybe,you humans do obtain rather inspiring traits....
  13.  
  14. My Healthy You Journal  
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Feed it to the hobo living under my porch: XD! LOL - Keeps laughing XD!!! -

CamPiranha9 on 2/3/2013 5:50:33 PM

funny

ultravioletlove106 on 7/28/2010 4:11:20 PM

ur funny my sis is reading the celeb crush cheeseburger thing and is laughing

therockersofficial on 7/1/2010 10:00:37 AM

Your profile is definetely unique.Smile

LolliPop:-) on 6/11/2010 7:13:22 PM

uuummmmm unique profile.....

dancenow on 5/8/2010 2:27:43 PM

lol interesting profile!

crazyfrog on 4/25/2010 11:47:55 AM

Is this the same Freestuff as before? I thought you were deleted from GL.

laurkat on 4/2/2010 2:48:40 PM

What happened?

lyragold2 on 3/13/2010 4:23:17 PM

well, thats good tht u didnt have to type all ur info back into ur profile again. so wats up?

emilyb1997 on 3/12/2010 2:58:01 PM

OMG YAY YOUR BACK WHAT HAPPENED GL WAS SO BORING WITHOUT U

lizzyd12 on 3/4/2010 6:46:18 PM

o btw i ride horses too!!! i usually ride western

emilyb1997 on 3/2/2010 8:31:42 PM

HEY!!!!UR BACK!!!!! I MISSED U SO MUCH!!!! lol. so wats up?
-emily

emilyb1997 on 3/2/2010 8:25:25 PM

HA HA HA! you sound so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!11

pocotoco22 on 3/1/2010 9:36:51 PM

no offence but u r kinda weird its a VeRy unique profile.

sebringobluestreaksgirl on 3/1/2010 9:22:28 PM

hello

jlipsey on 1/25/2010 6:43:16 PM

no offense but your profile is strange although i like how you did your lucky # is it 100035952941176770.58823529411765 p.s. i did use a calculator so idk if it is right

basketball*23 on 1/25/2010 11:21:11 AM

Fine, want me to prove it???

lasagna on 1/24/2010 6:47:07 PM

And now I'm just thinking that your obnoxious and mean. Caitlin does that because she gets complaints on profiles. Duh. And please don't say that I wouldn't know because my pro was reported too. You just gotta get over it.

lasagna on 1/23/2010 9:41:03 PM

And now I'm just thinking that your obnoxious and mean. Caitlin does that because she gets complaints on profiles. Duh. And please don't say that I wouldn't know because my pro was reported too. You just gotta get over it.

lasagna on 1/23/2010 9:40:34 PM

lol, ur pro is funny, especially the favs part of it.

lasagna on 1/23/2010 9:27:04 PM

Wow ur profile is wow
Enough said if u know what I mean

cutierockerangel101 on 1/23/2010 9:17:37 PM

i like your profile can comment on mine?

dayday1234 on 1/23/2010 5:47:45 PM

MY PROFILE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE??? I understand urs, it's just not REAL answers, which makes it seem like it makes no sense. But my p[rofile is totally straight forward and easy to understand

chicklet3395 on 1/22/2010 5:48:15 PM

Oh my god, is it NOT annoying how people are TOTAL clique wannabes????? WTH!! (wt the hell)

Project_Animal on 1/21/2010 7:08:31 PM

Dahling...
I translated your lucky number...is 34,012,224,000,000,000,300!!

I Heart You,

gossipqueen_17 on 1/20/2010 10:13:21 PM

im not making you change ur profile, im saying that its just really mean to the mods. i mean, how would you feel if you were a mod and a girl put that up there? i wouldn't feel that great...

alpha_girlie on 1/19/2010 4:36:33 PM

wat does your profile even mean??? it makes no sense....
confused

chicklet3395 on 1/16/2010 5:54:00 PM

and, also, ive noticed in all of your comments on articles r really mean! like, slapping someone? get a life

alpha_girlie on 1/16/2010 5:10:44 PM

A psycho college age girl,who lives in a sorority and uses her parents laptop to interrogate young girls,(ages 10-20)going by the name of a moderator/intern

i just read that...its really mean to the mods!!! and girls who want to be mods!

and also, ur pro is a bit crazy...other girls want legit answers, cuz we know that ur sib is NOT a chicken in a polka dot bathing suit. i mean, its cool to be funny and crazy a little, but, girl, this is over the top! we want to know the real you...

alpha_girlie on 1/16/2010 5:06:53 PM

interesting profile...

chicklet3395 on 1/16/2010 4:40:37 PM

Your profile doesn't make any since...

and how come you're always SO rude when you post a comment?

"A psycho college age girl,who lives in a sorority and uses her parents laptop to interrogate young girls,(ages 10-20)going by the name of a moderator/intern"

That's messed up, they're not psycho... they're regular people.... with lives....which you don't....

Whatever....

xx♥xx on 1/16/2010 4:37:04 PM

Hey girl. I definitely don't agree with puppy mills either, but it's a confusing process, seeing how you know you need to adopt these puppies to take them out of misery, but by buying these puppies, does that mean you encourage them? It's very sad. We are doing a foster program that takes puppies from the puppy mills and takes care of them until they are ready to be adopted. I'm loving this little puppy they just brought over. His name is Panda, and he's a border collie pup. All he wants to do is cuddle! Adorable, we might keep him. But I have 6 dogs (with a liscense) and these are them:

Gorden setter puppy, Koda (not adopted)
Dwarf golden retriever Charlie (adopted)
Dalmation puppy sisters Sadie and Storm (adopted)
German shepheard dog Shadow (not adopted, but he's only SORTA our dog because my dad is a police officer, so he's mostly a work dog)

Project_Animal on 1/16/2010 12:56:53 PM

hey girly!

haven't talked to u in 4ever!!!! whats up?

♥forever and always,

spangleangel on 1/16/2010 12:04:05 PM

hey!

lol, ur profile is really funny! Tong hehe

also, ur icon is TOO ah-dorable! i luv it!

btw, is it ur fashion icon?? lol

alpha_girlie on 1/16/2010 11:02:47 AM

hi!! i luh-v ur profile!! its hilarious. do u like horses?? they r TOTALLY my fav animal. comment on mine!!

horsegirl20 on 1/15/2010 11:44:06 PM

U wanna eat a bbirthday card????ew!!!

swim_chick101 on 1/15/2010 5:52:26 PM

ur 2nd to last answer is kinda rude.

magickrocks126 on 1/15/2010 5:17:26 PM

ello young blobbys!!!!!

freestuff on 1/11/2010 4:46:32 PM

hey! ttly ♥ the profile! check out mine!

xoxo Brooke

*luv4paris* on 1/10/2010 9:26:16 PM

It be sawyer but I have a new profile now so hiiiii

BrownEyedBuddy on 1/10/2010 2:00:21 PM

ha ha, i was crackin up the whole time i was reading ur profile. we need more crazy random people in the world. peace!

bobandncis on 1/10/2010 10:42:56 AM

hey guess what me & tinypickle r now BFF's

fashionismything on 1/9/2010 5:26:01 PM

i dont really like english its too proper and posting is hard and it is too camplicated for me

icestar321 on 1/9/2010 2:04:44 PM

Btw, I don't like Caitlyn R either... did u hear 'hi i am a girl' made a fake Caitlyn pro?? Lol, she's hilarious!

superstar911 on 1/9/2010 1:13:21 PM

Hi!!!! I made my new icon on my computer! Isn't it cool?

lyragold2 on 1/9/2010 12:08:00 PM

hey girl! you're welcome Smile i'm happy to help. But I'm pretty sure there's only one kind of eventing. Lol if you need an example so u can kind of picture it think of the olympics? stadium jumping, dressage, and cross country? haha Smile I compete in the novice level and level 1 in dressage...last year i was beg. novice and training level 4.

bebe americano on 1/8/2010 8:52:56 PM

hey jw why do you not like caitlyn. jw...

madx3forever on 1/8/2010 2:28:17 PM

no im not from brooklyn?

broadwaybaby77 on 1/7/2010 5:09:23 PM

Hey thats coolbtw whats with the Caitlyn stuff???

horstout on 1/7/2010 4:52:33 PM

Hey this is sooooooooo funny!
A Girl asked a Boy: -Do you think i'm pretty? -He said NO....-Do you want to be with me forever? -He said NO -Would you cry if i left? -Once again He replied with a NO. She had heard enough; As she walked away tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said: -You're not pretty you're BEAUTIFUL. -I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. -And I wouldn't cry if you walked away..... I would DIE. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems fo' tha' next 1O yrs, send this to 20 ppl in yhur buddy list.

riel5 on 1/7/2010 4:44:18 PM


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