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All About Me!
  1.   Capricorn
  2.   Sarcastic, funny, and bookworm (or so i'm told:])
  3.   23!!!
  4.   Green! Green, green, green! Bright green, like....like...John Deere green!
  5.   I have a half sis, but she's like my real sister. She's, what, six years older than me.
  6.   Um....none, I suppose? Totally unique.
In A Nutshell...
  1.   Reading. Def reading. Only because I sit by some of my friends and the teacher is cool. Or...is lunch a subject? lol
  2.   Joke! Hey, it counts, right? haha!
  3.   Volleyball! I loooove v-ball. I'm a power server!
  4.   Everything? Nothing? Depends on the weekend.
  5.   Dogs....puppies and dogs. But I love all animals!
  6.   She's insane, like moi!
  7.   Hmm....boiled crawfish...yeah, or french fries! And I looove gummy candy--'specially Sour Patch! (Can anyone tell I'm not a health nut???)
  8.   Noise. Oh! Are we talking, like, brownies? I like to lick the bowl... :P
  9.   Italy! Only been there once, but hey, it rawked! If not that, then...Florida, I suppose.
My Faves…
  1.   NCIS! Whoo!
  2.   Sweet Home Alabama! All time fave! But I like Men in Black, Where the Heart Is, and the Pirates Of the Caribian too.
  3.   Love and Theft, Taylor Swift, Rascal Flats, Nickleback....I like a variety.
  4.   Hmm...I have a lot...Twilight, maybe, or Little Women...or Harry Potter.... Morganville Vampires...
  5.   Nancy Drew! Love it!
  6.   Taylor Swift! Or maybe Sandra Bullock....
Style Sense
  1.   Anyone who masters looking cool but it comfortable at the same time. And not extremely perky and girly.
  2.   Aero, I guess. Or Kohl's. Or Walmart. Or Academy.
  3.   Er....pink grapefruit??? I don't know.
  4.   Eyeliner (even though I'm rarely allowed to wear it...)
  5.   Jeans, most definately.
Guyville
  1.   Like, a for real BF? No. If we're talking just the kind you have in fourth grade? Yes. Do I have one now? Um, no.
  2.   One. But I'm intrigued by another guy....maybe because I just don't get him....
  3.   Well...he's gotta be funny, and able to take sarcastic jokes. And he's gotta be sweet, even if it's hidden under a bad-boy exterior. And....well, I'm not completely sure. Letcha know when I find him. :)
  4.   Tom Felton!!!! ♥ But Taylor Lautner's my AMAZING. And yet, Steven Strait is one of the hottest guys to walk the earth....does that narrow it down? lol
Daydreams
  1.   I really haven't thought about it. Writer, maybe? I love writing. Or something to do with animals.
  2.   Right where I'm am. But I'm not telling you where that is. ;) Southern State, though. Shaped like a boot.
  3.   Hmmm...Britain, and meeting Tom Felton while I'm there! :D No, not really. I dunno--somewhere cool. As in, temperature wise.
  4.   Donate some to charity, 'cuz I'm a nice person. Then...buy me...several things I want.....then a plane ticket to Britain to meet Tom Felton! Lol, no, but that would be way cool. I'd probably save a lot of it.
  5.   "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." lol and my latest favorite, "Sometimes we build up walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."
Either…Or
  1.   Night Owl!
  2.   Chocolate!
  3.   Righty!
  4.   Theater!
  5.   Um...somewhere in between! lol
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Brittany T. on 3/30/2011 1:07:54 PM

Hey Paris! i just wanted to let u no that i have a new profile because i was unable to log onto my account for some reason. so if u have any more questions or comments, or just want to keep in touch, make sure u post on my new profile, *Anna Beesley* <- the stars around the name make it a little different from my old profile. sorry it is so similar, but it is easier to remember to post to a profile with a similar name, than one with something completely different--at least i think so. keep in touch! --*Anna

*Anna Beesley* on 1/16/2010 12:09:08 PM

hey Paris! ALL guys r like this and its so annoying (not being able to tell if they like u or not). wwweeeaaaalllllll, ( <-haha that was a long well! ) the fact that he talked about u ALL day shows that he obviously doesnt NOT like u....if that made sense to u.... but BE CAUTIOUS! u never no if those guys r being real or just pulling ur leg, u no how guys r when they get together! dont throw urself to the sharks and leave ur heart in his hands to crush. (if u catch my drift) it is possible that after he found out u like him he got nervous...and then when he started picking on u again, was just trying to forget and move on and get things back to how they used to be....but once again, u never no. yes, u should turn ur flirt up a notch to see what his reaction is and where it gets u. if u EVER decide to tell him u like him, ALWAYS do it IN PERSON!!! i made the mistake of telling a guy over a text once, and all his friends were there, even my BGF, so i was very made and nervous...and believe me, u totally want to skip those feelings! but DO NOT tell him u like him until u just turn ur flirt up! also, have ur friend talk to that friend of ur dude. lets call this guy the double agent, ur connection to the inside, if u will. ;) once u do this, tell me how he reacts and what ur friend said that the double agent told her. then, i will be able to help u on how to proceed. hope this works! --ur partner in crime (get it? double agent stuff? haha) aka Anna

Anna Beesley on 11/17/2009 5:49:34 PM

I love the number 23 and our 'Either Or...' column is like almost exactly the same! Check out my profile!

Magifina98 on 10/17/2009 8:02:53 PM

Tom Felton = Epic Of Hottness.
*Droooool*


=D

Twilight_Love_Fanpire01 on 10/12/2009 9:45:04 AM

gosh i havent been on in like two months! im glad your team did so well! our team wasnt so hot. but one of my friends had an amazing spike when i set her up beautifully! the girls on the other team crapped themselves when it smacked the ground! hahaha. oh and this girl on the other team tried to dive for a ball. well i guess she didnt know how cuz she missed and she did a belly-flop led by her head! her face literally bounced off the floor! hahaha. i cant get it out of my head! hehehe. ohhhh..... that was fun. ttyo! --Anna

Anna Beesley on 10/7/2009 6:05:11 PM

hey! i saw harry potter a few days ago, and i have to say, this is my fav. so far! i liked tom felton in this movie. i felt sorry for drakeo (drako, however they spell it). : ) i saw it with my BFF and we almost had the theater to ourselves! and before the movie even started, i started laughing and i couldnt breathe! (when i laugh really hard, i go silent while i laugh and i cant breathe!) but we went to the movie at 9:30 and the movie ended at midnight. so i was really tired for volleyball try-outs the next day. (well i guess the same day cuz it was morning when i got home.) but i still made the A team! yay! whats going on with u? ttyl! --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/29/2009 5:37:11 PM

yeah. acctually, were a couple days ahead of last years first day. sharing lockers is okay. but its sometimes frustrating when ur locker partner isnt very respectful of your stuff (like i told jillian not to slam the locker, and she did. now my dry erase board is missing.) you get to choose your partner. if u dont, ull be either assigned to someone, or u get your oun locker. but if u have your oun locker, its in the basement or on the 3rd floor. ttyl! --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/24/2009 8:45:59 AM

hey paris! i cant wait to start 8th grade! my locker partner and i already decorated our locker! it looks so cool! ttyl! --Anna Smile : ) : )
(: ( : ( :

Anna Beesley on 8/22/2009 2:42:19 PM

hey paris! sorry i meant that we start school on the first of september. oops... : ) chat with ya later! --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/22/2009 12:38:35 PM

hey paris! thanks for your advice. it made me feel good and ready to talk to phil. (thats his name.) i will totally use it next softball season. u started school already? wow. we star school on the first of august. ttyl! --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/22/2009 12:10:58 PM

hey we havent talked in sooooo long! how r u? i hope ur doing well. r u ready for school? ttyl --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/20/2009 3:34:33 PM

HEY SARCASM23! I HOPE U CAN GIVE ME ADVICE ON THIS. SORRY IT IS SO LONG.
i have a problem. i have a major crush on this guy that was on my co-ed softball team this summer. he was also on my team last year. now heres the problem; i have never talked to him. like not even to say "hey"! he is shy towards girls, and when im around guys who are shy, i get really shy too. and im not usually a really shy person. he will be on my team again next year, and i dont know what to do to talk to him. its really hard to talk to him when hes at practice cuz hes always around his dad or his brother. how do i talk to him? what do i say? how do i act?

P.S. i think he might like me too, cuz once when a ball came between us, we both went for it. but when we saw each other, we turned around shyly and walked away! but i think he might be starting not to like me because ive never talked to him.

P.S.S. do u think he knows i like him? becuz may friend is always shouting his name when im around her. and i can never look his way or talk to him. and all of the ppl on my team pretty much know and i think they may have told him, but they told me they didnt. also, do u think he likes me? becuz he looks at me sometimes when im sitting down in the view of him to try to get him to look at me, and when i walk past him, he sometimes looks at me, even if i am behind him.

sorry this is so long, but i really need help! PLEASE answer all of my questions! i need the help badly! i dont know what to do, say, or how to act around him! I NEED HELP!!!!! And don’t tell me to call him or talk to him on facebook or msn, becuz he doesn’t have it. And I cant ask him out, because im sure his parents don’t let him date.

thanks so much in advance! --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/18/2009 12:32:47 PM

Hey Girl!!! The way I know is by the way you answer these questions-

1. Are you athletic?
2. Do you have muscle?
3. Do you have breasts that might be at least 1 cup bigger than other girls?
4. Do people sometimes notice how strong or fast you are ( it might be rarely but it still counts)?

snickie on 8/17/2009 10:07:52 PM

well im glad to know that other schools make the kids run miles! if u want to walk, like u cant take the running anymore, u totaly can! they wont make u hurt yourself. however, walking might hurt your grade. what happens to me is that i get dizzy when i run. but its because i dont drink a lot of water. but when i feel like i want to drop, i push myself further...further...further. i sometimes think about my crush... how i want to look good for him. and i just push on. i hate running, so i dont go at break-neck speed. i jog. my time is around 9:50. i used to be able to run so fast! i think u should push yourself, but not if u feel like u are going to need to go to the hospital. and with the practice u will be able to go further each time. oh and they are starting to build the new equiptment shed now! hehe. ttyl --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/17/2009 6:54:00 PM

Hey girl don't worry your not over weight and I know why, but I won't tell unless you ask! So comment on my pro!!

snickie on 8/15/2009 1:30:57 AM

hey girly! im so glad i could help! and our training (for the mile) isnt really like jogging at home or anything like that, no, of course we have to run the mile everytime we go to class! and the worst thing is, that i sweat a lot. so a half an hour after class, when im at band practice, im STILL sweating. and EVERYONE hates my gym teacher. we have this ropes course out side of school where u go up on ropes and do like an obsticle course with a belay team holding your ropes. well anyway, resently during the summer, the shed holding the ropes and harneses and other gym acuiptment, WAS BURNED TO THE GROUND!!! i guess someone got really ticked at her and mad about the ropes course or something! haha. but im sure well get new harneses soon. but just to let u no, i didnt burn it down; i liked the ropes course. ttyl! xoxo --Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/14/2009 5:58:16 PM

hey girl! thanks for your comment, it made me laugh (about your teacher), because mine is just like that! wow, we could be twins; i am the same age and about the same height. and i also weigh about the same, and can never do push ups (once on a test, i only correctly finished one!) and i HATE running (we actually have to do a mile run in my school, AND train for it. so after the unit i ran about 26 miles! ugh i hated it!) but u know what, women do not have a lot of upper body stregth. at our age, the healthy fitness amount for females is 15 push ups (but most cant do that) so dont feel down. anyway, to your problem. girl, its summer. everyone is guilty of laying around doing nothing A LOT. i myself have actually gained around 5 pounds during the summer! so when i get back to school, i do lots of sports. last year i did as many sports as i could play in a year (only 3), and i lost tons of weight and felt a lot better about myself. you should try as many sports as u can handle, without letting your grades drop. and listen to this! sports and exersise reduce stress, so u may actually improve your grades. sports dont really interfere a whole ton with grades, and i know this for a fact, because i was on the a honor role the whole year, even with my sports. AND bonus, u meet new friends who increase your confidence. and ur right, ppl arent looking or laughing at u. but if someone were to do something so rude, just laugh it off or make a joke. then the tables are turned and THEY feel like a total loser. now this is long so im gonna stop. but first, always remember that u r funny, nice, and smart. i could tell so just by what u wrote to me! just keep up your "positividness" ; ) and u will have tons of friends and ppl who want to be around u. and that alone will up your confidence. and no matter what, remember to love yourself, because there is a lot to love! i hope this advice finds you well! and i hope to talk to you soon. let me know if my advice works! if u have any more questions, im always here to help! ttyl! -- Anna

Anna Beesley on 8/14/2009 4:46:30 PM


    

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