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  2. Lord of the Rings Fan Club

  3. Single Ladies

  4. I Want to Believe

All About Me!
  1.   cancer-15 july!
  2.   (with disregard to the word "three"): awkward, babbly (with some people), opinionated (in my head), and relatively straightaced (also a megaperfectionist)
  3.   15, 42, 73
  4.   rainbow!
  5.   don't exist in this dimension
  6.   sort of a katie holmes/victoria justice a couple of years ago/mayim bialik
In A Nutshell...
  1.   math...it's relaxing to me...
  2.   DRAMA!!! then cramming homework...XP (but drama's over, so now it's just cramming=[ )
  3.   i like watching hockey and football (sort of), but i'm not really into sports
  4.   chilling, websurfing, more homework, planning world domination, etc.
  5.   i have 10ish cats...i love penguins and kiwi birds and all of the fun australian mammals!
  6.   i don't have a bff, but i look for humor, patience, and a willingness to a listen to my nonsensical ranting =D(and the ability to talk nonsense back w/o it being a joke)
  7.   sock animals, cartoons, scientific "theories," acrostic poems & haikus
  8.   somewhere in mountains or on a northern coast...or a city...i don't really go on vacations
My Faves…
  1.   X-FILES, snl, the big bang theory, gilmore girls, 24
  2.   lord of the rings & the hobbit!!!, leap year, v for vendetta, inception, shutter island, enchanted, man on a ledge, scott pilgrim, stardust, tangled, cars 2, connie and carla, various superhero movies (captain america! iron man! spiderman! fantastic 4! thor! avengers! batman! etc!)...
  3.   good charlotte, fun., anberlin, the airborne toxic event, linkin park, green day, reliant k, ac/dc, train, boys like girls, 3 doors down, jesse mccartney, all american rejects, weezer, the goo goo dolls, taylor swift, (in no particular order)
  4.   ender's game, the coincidence engine, amulet, the hobbit, call of cthulhu, the saga of rex, going bovine, mad love, incarceron, the silmarillion, i am the messenger, airborn, the compound, the hitchhiker's trilogy, coffeehouse angel, bad kitty, dunk, freaks, king of the screw-ups, & more! (i'm a bit of a book freak...)
  5.   DRAGON QUEST, peggle, ninjatown, club penguin
  6.   amy adams, sandra bullock, nia vardalos, alexis bledel, julia stiles
Style Sense
  1.   random people
  2.   thrift stores (i'm gonna pop some tags...=P)
  3.   burt's bees
  4.   ehh...various stuff, depending on the day, where i'm going, etc...
  5.   interesting tops (vintagey or fun/nerdy graphics), funky jewelry, suedey boots
Guyville
  1.   yup and nope XP
  2.   none, boys are stupid
  3.   a shy, geeky guy who's really funny in a way that's not totally in your face, and he has to care enough to remember and appreciate the small things
  4.   randall munroe, joseph gordon-levitt, seth meyers, andy samberg, michael cera, leonardo dicaprio, jason dolley, robert downey jr, david duchovny, cary elwes, freddie prinze jr., teenage anthony michael hall (in no particular order=])
Daydreams
  1.   author/cartoonist/graphic novelist and/or physicist =D
  2.   somwhere on the west coast or in new england...maybe the midwest...idk...i'll probably end up staying in new york (the state)
  3.   pretty much anywhere in europe, nowhere tropical
  4.   be rich (and sing the song!)
  5.   "muahahah!!!" -me, "you cannot shake hands with clenched fists" -ghandi, "i don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough" -m.c. escher, "only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check" -m.c. escher, "women are angels. and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue flying...on a broomstick. we are flexible like that" -unknown, "there are 00110010 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't"-unknown, "before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason" -unknown, "to make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way" -e.m. forster, "you're the reason i draw these stupid hearts on my notebook" -unknown, "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" -dr. seuss, "to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world" -unknown, "the worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them" -unknown, "i may be drunk but you're funny looking and tomorrow i'll be sober" -winston churchill, "everything happens for a reason" -proverb, "ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent" -napolean, "friends are like bras, close to your heart, hard to find, and there for support" -unknown, "happiness is a journey, not a destination" -souza, "what would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?" -unknown, "leap and the net will appear" -chinese proverb, "silence is golden, and duct tape is silver" -unknown, "nobody makes a greater mistake then he who did nothing when he could only do a little" -edmund burke
Either…Or
  1.   i like being up and around in the wee hours of the day, but i can never manage it, plus i don't have a reason
  2.   totally depends on the substance in question...
  3.   righty
  4.   BOTH!!!
  5.   i like to be neat...doesn't always work
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luv ur profile! Smile ur quotes r freaking AWESOME... lol. Laughing

xxaalyxxx on 9/19/2010 7:41:25 PM

hey i love your user name!hahaha ninja!i also love all ur quotes!

Apples2 on 9/19/2010 3:47:03 PM

I like ur profile picture! I lovvveeeddd avatar and the princess bride and I have been to Ireland! It's sooooooo pretty there! P,ease comment back! Ciao!

cheerleadrgurl123 on 9/18/2010 7:08:24 PM

it was only, like, yesterday, but i am over it

the_last_ninja on 9/9/2010 8:39:47 PM

oh, and if you count the "strays that are staying" then i have 10ish cats

the_last_ninja on 8/27/2010 9:35:20 AM

=D

yay! i <3 being happy!!!

the_last_ninja on 8/26/2010 8:42:42 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LATE!! Laughing

countrycutie12 on 8/26/2010 6:49:08 PM

Hey girl! I posted a comment last week on your profile, but it never showed up! Yes, I am from the country, and I love it. Anyone can be a country girl, though. All you need is a big smile, a big, giving heart <3, and a good string of pearls. Smile

But on to your question:

I know it's hard to find good, true-blue friends who are girls!! Especially when they're already involved with others. My first piece of advice is to try to get to know some of your *aquaintances* better. If that doesn't work out, try joining a club or group at school! Chances are, you'll find some other gal pals with similar interests!! How cool is that? I'm always here for ya, sister! Let me know how it goes...
Oh! and to answer your second question, it's about 87 degrees. Smile

Love your GL sista, Mer <3

countrycutie12 on 8/23/2010 9:51:24 PM

sweet profile

i like your qoutes too.

aqua girl on 8/18/2010 12:22:35 PM

thx Smile and thats kinda cool that your friend has that hanging there in her kitchen!

oreo9347 on 8/9/2010 10:00:44 PM

Oh yeah Tong haha

Snermis on 8/6/2010 11:25:33 PM

hey girly, read your survay and it's nice to know that my school isn't the only one with a blue devil as a mascot Smile where I'm from every team is read or some kind of bird lol

Snermis on 8/4/2010 10:14:08 AM

ew!!! "our favorite hottie?"

he's ok-ish, the movie looks too depressing...

the_last_ninja on 7/31/2010 12:06:09 PM

o thx wow i feel lil

Chiclets_98 on 7/18/2010 10:49:54 PM

o sorry i didnt c da other part on how old but im turning 13 n how old did u turn

Chiclets_98 on 7/18/2010 4:41:55 PM

o thx n happy b day to u too even tough im 3 days late sorry Smile

Chiclets_98 on 7/18/2010 4:36:58 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!(2 days ago)

the_last_ninja on 7/17/2010 7:55:34 AM

WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE SITE?!?!?!
it was so much better before! now i don't know where anything is!=(

the_last_ninja on 7/14/2010 7:51:05 AM

ugh!!! my birthday is in less than 3 days and i am gonna be old. ok, not really. 14 isn't old...

-tln

the_last_ninja on 7/12/2010 8:59:58 PM

cool profile, i love chocolate and emailing and cats too. name, age? grade?

sixteengirl93 on 7/8/2010 2:18:45 PM

PWNAGE!!!
nice pic

the_last_ninja on 6/30/2010 5:35:32 PM

haha! ninjas pwn!! Laughing

invisable_ninjas on 6/30/2010 12:01:27 PM

thanks!

softballstar67 on 6/27/2010 8:34:01 PM

ignore comment #14. i was in a bad mood. plus, school's outFrownso i don't have to worry anymore!

-tln

the_last_ninja on 6/26/2010 10:22:36 AM

is it bad if the only person who would willingly sit with me instead of their other friends 90% of the time is my bf? he's my best friend not just my boyfriend but still...Frown

the_last_ninja on 6/25/2010 7:15:03 PM

thx!

karategrrl on 6/24/2010 4:43:46 PM

i like ur username.

karategrrl on 6/23/2010 2:12:04 PM

You have an amazing username!!! (secretly, im a ninja too, shhh!!! dont tell)

fastbutterflyer on 6/23/2010 1:59:37 PM

NOTE TO READERS!!!
please, would you not leave impolite comments? i can't do anything to stop you, but it would be much appreciated. and haleyia? there is nothing wrong with having six cats. cats contain lots of philosophic significance and are majestic creatures that either sleep or run around in circles. i love cats and it's fine if you don't. reverse peristalsis happens.

-tln

the_last_ninja on 6/15/2010 8:49:23 PM

U no wat's creepy.. 6 CATS!!! EWWWWWW!


-Haley-

haleyia on 6/11/2010 3:02:19 PM

Hey, thanks for commenting on my profile!

Allison S. on 6/9/2010 2:42:32 PM

Hey, i'm a cancer to, and i love peggle!

Allison S. on 6/6/2010 4:38:18 PM

hey y'all! sorry i'm not on more, well, at least i don't comment much... how's it goin'? i've got trop de devoirs(too much homework!) not to mention finals, regents, projects, boyfriendsSmile, 8th grade dance finalizing... you get the drift. oh yeah! i still find time to play pirates on the school playground!Laughing no comment...

have a loverly summer, chickys!

-tln

the_last_ninja on 6/2/2010 6:58:57 PM

I SOOOO agree with your MOD comment on the bikinis. I dont wear one I have a tankini and your right, they are way to revealing! Its like walking around in your underwear!!! I would NEVER do that!!! lol and ninjas are awesome!
CHlo

cross_country.cocoa on 5/25/2010 5:13:04 PM

Love your screename! Yup JB is a 10 year old girl... lol what's up?

bieberfan513 on 5/16/2010 6:18:40 PM

WHAT IS FLIRTING??????Please someone post me an answer on my site. I am so confused, because I have this situation with my BGF and i don't know what flirting is. HELP!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!

justicecookie on 2/26/2010 8:45:52 PM

we are like almost EXACTLY the same!
i agree that nobody says flava!it took me a while to realize what that meant. yay i just beat peggle ds yesterday!

comment on my profile

awtechnofish on 2/21/2010 8:08:24 PM

bonjour! i am the_last_ninja (duh) and, well, HI!! please comment! thnx!
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-TLN

the_last_ninja on 1/6/2010 9:48:55 PM


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