Puppy love? Puh-lease

This boy has been asking me out for three years now, and finally got my number. When I was texting him one time, he said, "Our love for each other is like the love you had for your dog. But your dog's...

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Don't bet on it, bozo

I was going out with this guy and one day he accidentally texted me this: "When do I get the $20 for dating that idiot?" So apparently I can be bought. We have now been broken up for a whole year. Love this...

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Can't stomach these scumbags

OK, I told my BFF who I like. She told another girl, who likes him too. Then that girl told my crush. Now I don't like him anymore, because the first time I tried to talk to him after that he screamed, "I...

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Rah rah rude

So, one day I was sitting with my friend talking about cheerleading, and this guy hears us, and says to me, "You're a cheerleader?" I said yes back, and after that he said completely serious, "I thought cheerleaders were supposed to be attractive."...

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Bullies on the bus

My best friend (a.k.a. the new girl) had a BF that was so called "popular." He and my crush sat behind us on the bus. One day while riding the bus home, he said "I'm surprised that you're able to fit in...

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Please silence all jerks

My friend had invited me to see a movie with her and a "group of friends." When she told me who was going it was a guy we both barely knew, her and me. My friend and I got there at the...

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