Best. Thank you. Ever.
So, there was this one time when I was being bullied by a bunch of guys. My crush (I didn't even know if he knew me at the time) saw. He stepped in and told them to stop. We walked away from them and I said, "That was so sweet! How can I thank you?" He replied, "You can be my girlfriend." Of course I said yes, and we've been going out now for 2 years.