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Due date dilemma

One day, I was at the park walking my dog. I was waiting in this REALLY long line for ice cream, and there was a larger, heavy-set lady standing behind me. Unlike most heavy-set women, her weight was mostly on her stomach, and a little on her hips, too. I thought she was pregnant, and, after waiting in line for about ten minutes, I decided to try and make small talk with her. So I turned around and said, "So, when is your baby due?" And she looked at me all funny, and finally said, "I'm not pregnant." I was SO embarrassed that I just left the ice cream line without even getting an ice cream.

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by GL reader | 2/1/2016
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