Straight talkin' not walkin'
One day last year my school was having what they call "Mountain Day" and I was in the 7th/8th grade class. Because I was in the "big kids'" class, the school was watching us. I was walking in an open space talking with my crush when I walked straight into the basketball pole. The WHOLE school (plus my crush) was laughing really hard and pointing at me. I had a bruise on my head for weeks after it happened. Everyone still calls me "the klutz." It was sooo embarrassing!