Ya think you're cooler than me
It was field day at my middle school, and since there was going to be a lot of water activities, we were told to bring a swimsuit. When the time came for us to change, I was the last one in line for the girls bathroom. After I finished changing, I realized I hadn't brought a spare bag in with me, but I figured it wasn't a big deal--I'd just stuff them in my locker. So, I balled up my school clothes and walked toward my locker. Just as I was walking past the three hottest guys in my grade, I dropped something. I kept walking because I wanted to play it cool, but when I got to my locker, I realize I'd dropped my underwear! I was mortified and still haven't lived it down.