Anyone for some football?
My BFF and I were at the pool playing catch with a super soak football. My friend had caught the ball but wouldn't throw it back. I thought I had a great plan and went underwater and tried to grab the ball. I thought I had been successful and was pinching and grabbing at the ball. I was thinking my friend had a pretty tight grip because I just couldn't get the ball out of her hands. I finally ran out of breath and wet up from the water and saw that it wasn't the football I was grabbing. It was her BOOB! The worst part was that her mom, the lifeguard, and some little kids in the pool saw the whole thing. Can you say mortified?