Full speed ahead
One day I was walking to my locker in the middle of class to get a book when I saw my crush walking down the hallway. Trying to look cool, I casually strutted to my locker pretending not to see him. It totally worked because when he saw me, he said "Hey." I looked over "surprised" and was about to say "hey" until I crashed face first into my locker. The bump to my locker triggered it to bust open and all my stuff flew out. He started laughing insanely and walked away.