Squash him like a bug!

One day, I was swimming with my BFF and her bro, when her brother’s super-hot friend came walking down the street. He shouted, “Hey, dude, dude’s sis, unknown girl.” So introduced myself. He just said, “Yeah, yeah, whatever,” and went inside to get a coke.

When he came back out, he reached down to grab something, acting like it was a potato chip, then turned and shoved a huge beetle down my bikini top! To make it worse, if that’s possible, he yelled, “Well, at least now you don’t have to use paper to stuff your bathing suit!”


by GL | 2/1/2016