Digging his own grave
I asked my BFF to find out who my crush likes. He told her a girl from another school, and asked if she was asking for me. He said he wouldn't date me because I'm "shy, self-conscious and wear too much makeup." Then she asked him if he'd rather date me or this other girl that she said is gross and ugly. He responded, "Can I die?" He would rather die than date me!?!? Needless to say, I don't like him anymore.