Pizza? Psh! 6 things Taylor Swifts RED should come with
Now, the pizza was delish, but we’re not really feelin’ it as the ideal Red accompaniment. Here’s what we would give away with Tay’s latest album:
Pint of Ben & Jerry’s
A box of tissues—you know, the kind of lotion so your nose won’t get all red while you cry on camera
A roaring fire…so you can burn pics of your ex
A voodoo doll. What? Who does revenge better than Tay?
A cupcake pan. Let’s not joke around, here.
Kidding, kidding! Kind of. What do YOU wish your Taylor CD came with?