Crushin’ on a Cullen? Um, who isn’t! There’s something about those haunted hotties that just, sigh, sucks us all in. But before you get cozy with your very own Edward, sink your teeth into these five rules on how to romance a vampire. Wink!
Stay Secretive. Bella didn’t dish on the Cullen’s secret life—and neither can you! If you’re one to Tweet every sweet moment with your squeeze, maybe dating the undead isn’t for you. Just have to dish the deets on this dude to your besties? Say he’s a musician. That will instantly explain his late nights and constant brooding!
Respect his age. Your fanged fella may look 15, but in reality he’s a very old soul. So typical teen stuff like millions of trips to the mall and hanging out at sporting events isn’t going to interest this immortal. Even more complicating? Vampires don’t eat, so dinner dates won’t fly. Try a romantic moonlit walk or a late-night movie instead.
True love—or true blood? The scary truth is that some vampires are just out for, gulp, blood. So, how to figure out if he’s only after a big ol’ bite? Get to know him in a public place before hangin’ alone. As you chat, see if he’s paying attention to what you have to say—and not just staring hungrily at your neck.
Tempt not. Even if you’ve established that your crush doesn’t see you as meals-on-heels, vampires are still vampires, after all. So do him a fave by keeping your neck covered up. Wrap it with a fuzzy scarf or toss on a turtleneck. And keep in mind that your fanged friend has extra strong senses, so one spritz of perfume is all you need to hide what he actually finds most alluring—eau de you.
Prepare to get serious. Vampires don’t just crush—they fall truly, madly and deeply in love (hello, Edward and Bella!). Committing to one is a seriously major move. Still into dating other dudes? Do yourself a favor—stick with those who possess a pulse.
-Georgia Clark
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BY CAITLIN R. ON 1/11/2010 7:00:00 AM 82 COMMENTS