Web Toolbar by Wibiya
 
 
 

GL PROFILES

More Friends = More Fun

 
 

GL
Tweets !

9 HOURS AGO Get some sleep, #GLGirls! You need to be full-strength fabulous for your Fridayyyyy! 😘💁 💋‍

10 HOURS AGO ICYMI: The #ScorchTrials trailer has us totally freaking out. http://t.co/XoEn2bBmBJ pic.twitter.com/gwIfeFuDQI

11 HOURS AGO You *NEED* these DIY decorations at your grad party: http://t.co/5uW6XeaNOP pic.twitter.com/NvgbRJ8gtg

 

sponsored links

My BF is too hot


 
My BF is hot. The prob? Girls are always attracted to him! We broke up because of it. We’re back together, and it’s weird: He does nothing, but girls act like he’s single. How do I mark my territory?
 
Bill: You could buy him a really big TV with all the sports channels, feed him pies and lock him in the house until he gains 200 pounds. You’d have him all to yourself and girls wouldn’t find him hot anymore. It might be better to only worry about stuff you can control, like the way you treat your BF, instead of things you can’t control, such as other people’s actions (and drooling).
 
Dave: So you’ve got a good-looking BF. He does nothing (besides be his hot self) to attract all this attention. This is a problem? As long as he’s good to you, enjoy your good fortune. He’s all yours, so be proud. As Bill pointed out, the alternative is having a BF nobody wants, so careful what you wish for. Although I admit, being hand-fed pies has a certain amount of appeal. 
 

BY BILL AND DAVE ON 11/18/2013 12:00:00 AM

POSTED IN , , , , ,

< PREVIOUS   NEXT >   
comments powered by Disqus
X
 
Summer is almost here, which means pool weather is right around the corner! When you lounge poolside what will you be rockin’?



 
 
Are you and your guy meant to be? Select your sign first then his to find out if the stars see love in your future!
YOU
YOUR CRUSH

Design your dress with Duck Tape for a chance to win $10,000

 

Wanna stick out at prom? Check out Duck Tape's #StuckAtProm scholarship contest for a chance to show off your ah-mazing design skills! More than $50,000 in scholarships is up for grabs—CLICK HERE for deets.

 

 
Posts From Our Friends

sponsored links