No words can describe the
pain we girls of the world are feeling after hearing news that the cute boy
band from across the pond, One Direction,
is breaking up.
The boys just broke a record
in the U.S. for being the first U.K. group to have their first album debut at
No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart. They also announced last week they were to
embark on their first North American headlining tour this summer.
All was going beyond
amazing, when we seem to think the boys started fighting with each other—with
all their British slang words, of course.
Was Zayn being told he was
trying too hard to be a bad boy? Did Niall just get tired with the fact that he
is the only Irish member of the group? Or maybe it’s because the boys were sick
of all the pranking being done by Louis.
Then again, we’re thinking
it might’ve been Harry bragging way too much for being the one to come up with
the band’s name…and the other members were so over it. We could just picture it
now: While these fighting words were being spewed out, Liam was pretending he
was actually going to beat up the guys just because he could. Ya know, since he
had taken boxing lessons for a few years. And we bet the other cuties were
getting tired of Liam thinking he’s so tough.
Nonetheless, One Direction
has reportedly walked away from each other. Whip out the candles, the tissues
and the ice cream, because this has to be one of the saddest moments since we
found out Justin Bieber was off the market.
…April Fools'! C’mon, girlies.
Like these boys would ever consider
breaking up. Wipe that sweat away. One Direction is here to stay, and have no
plans of parting anytime soon. So, get ready, because their tour and
Nickelodeon show are still en route and about to take us all by storm.
How many shrieks and screams
did you let out before making it to the end of this post? What would you do if
One Direction were to actually break up? Blog about it, babes.
Update: April Fool's! Thanks for being such good sports, sweeties! And trust us, we're just as happy as you are that this group is still stayin' strong. 1D love <3
BY RACHAEL ELLENBOGEN ON 4/1/2012 12:00:00 AM