The boys just broke a record in the U.S. for being the first U.K. group to have their first album debut at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart. They also announced last week they were to embark on their first North American headlining tour this summer.

All was going beyond amazing, when we seem to think the boys started fighting with each other—with all their British slang words, of course.

Was Zayn being told he was trying too hard to be a bad boy? Did Niall just get tired with the fact that he is the only Irish member of the group? Or maybe it’s because the boys were sick of all the pranking being done by Louis.

Then again, we’re thinking it might’ve been Harry bragging way too much for being the one to come up with the band’s name…and the other members were so over it. We could just picture it now: While these fighting words were being spewed out, Liam was pretending he was actually going to beat up the guys just because he could. Ya know, since he had taken boxing lessons for a few years. And we bet the other cuties were getting tired of Liam thinking he’s so tough.

Nonetheless, One Direction has reportedly walked away from each other. Whip out the candles, the tissues and the ice cream, because this has to be one of the saddest moments since we found out Justin Bieber was off the market.

…April Fools'! C’mon, girlies. Like these boys would ever consider breaking up. Wipe that sweat away. One Direction is here to stay, and have no plans of parting anytime soon. So, get ready, because their tour and Nickelodeon show are still en route and about to take us all by storm.