Miley Cyrus

This Southern sweetie-turned-saucy just got engaged. Hopefully she’ll get married on a rocketship that’ll take her light-years away.

Kristen Stewart

K-Stew just cheated on her beau of four years. Um, hello! R-Patz is such a cutie. Maybe on Mars she can have some R&R and think about what she did.

Kim Kardashian

Why is she famous again? We’ve heard about her non-stop for years. We think it might be time for a break.

Lindsay Lohan

This trouble-making chica really should get some space for herself and take it slow from now on.

Kanye West

We’re still not over him being so mean to our favorite country cutie at the 2009 VMAs. Sure, we’d send him to Mars…and he can take his galaxy-sized ego with him.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

This crazy crew really needs to shape up. Their drama is just way too big for this universe, let alone the planet.

Chris Brown

We can’t wait to say bye-bye to this bad boy with a ruined rep. Hopefully, there won’t be any aliens on Mars for him to hurt.