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7 stars we'd like to send to Mars


 

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You’ve probably already heard that NASA just landed a rover on Mars. (News to you? CLICK HERE). No people are up there yet, but when they start sending them, we have a few ideas of who we’d like to be the first to go.


Check out our list of celebs we think might fare better on another planet, away from Earth.
 
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    Miley Cyrus

    This Southern sweetie-turned-saucy just got engaged. Hopefully she’ll get married on a rocketship that’ll take her light-years away.

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    Kristen Stewart

    K-Stew just cheated on her beau of four years. Um, hello! R-Patz is such a cutie. Maybe on Mars she can have some R&R and think about what she did.

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    Kim Kardashian

    Why is she famous again? We’ve heard about her non-stop for years. We think it might be time for a break.

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    Lindsay Lohan

    This trouble-making chica really should get some space for herself and take it slow from now on.

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    Kanye West

    We’re still not over him being so mean to our favorite country cutie at the 2009 VMAs. Sure, we’d send him to Mars…and he can take his galaxy-sized ego with him.

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    The Cast of Jersey Shore

    This crazy crew really needs to shape up. Their drama is just way too big for this universe, let alone the planet.

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    Chris Brown

    We can’t wait to say bye-bye to this bad boy with a ruined rep. Hopefully, there won’t be any aliens on Mars for him to hurt.

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Which celeb would you like to send to Mars? Blog about it, babes.
 
Editor's note: Hey hunnies! Just a reminder that this post is meant to be fun, not serious. We're not really advocating quarantining people for bad behavior...or sending them to Mars.

BY KELLY MYSLINSKI ON 8/9/2012 10:00:00 AM

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seriously girlslife?
where's the message that even though you mess up, you're still a good person. Aren't you supposed to be telling young girls that it's alright not to be perfect? It's these kinds of expectations that lead to things like bullying and slut shaming. I'm thoroughly dissapointed by this. I expect better from you.

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by earthyartist on 8/9/2012 2:05:21 PM

 
 

Oh girls LOL IT'S A JOKE!! STOP MAKING TOO MUCH DRAMA FOR NOTHING LOL!! SERIUSLY ???? LOL I SERIOUSLT THINK YOUR ARE THE ONES THAT NEED TO BE SENT TO MARS, LOL JK

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by natalyc on 8/9/2012 2:02:26 PM

 
 

Hey girls, please join my clubs! If you ever need advice just ask and we’ll get back to you asap!
Queens of Hearts<3 :a club where you can get advice on hair, beauty, fashion, life, friends and especially boys!
Let’s Get Active! : a club that is pretty much a whole group of workout buddies who will give advice, motivate and inspire you to reach your fitness goals and stay healthy and active!

Please join, we’d love to have you and I would appreciate it sooo much!

<3 Honeycakes

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by honeycakes on 8/9/2012 1:29:29 PM

 
 

Um excuse me! Are you serious?!
A lot of these people are annoying, plastic, or un-talented. But some of them ARE talented, I know they made mistakes, but this negativity isn't good, and teenagers shouldn't think it is.

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by wxyz22 on 8/9/2012 1:20:09 PM

 
 

it is a little rude...
but its true.
I wouldn't send them to mars though. They would die. And what did Miley Cyrus do?
I havent heard about her since Hanna Montana the movie. :p

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by LovelyDays111 on 8/9/2012 1:14:01 PM

 
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