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7 stars we'd like to send to Mars


 

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You’ve probably already heard that NASA just landed a rover on Mars. (News to you? CLICK HERE). No people are up there yet, but when they start sending them, we have a few ideas of who we’d like to be the first to go.


Check out our list of celebs we think might fare better on another planet, away from Earth.
 
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    Miley Cyrus

    This Southern sweetie-turned-saucy just got engaged. Hopefully she’ll get married on a rocketship that’ll take her light-years away.

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    Kristen Stewart

    K-Stew just cheated on her beau of four years. Um, hello! R-Patz is such a cutie. Maybe on Mars she can have some R&R and think about what she did.

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    Kim Kardashian

    Why is she famous again? We’ve heard about her non-stop for years. We think it might be time for a break.

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    Lindsay Lohan

    This trouble-making chica really should get some space for herself and take it slow from now on.

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    Kanye West

    We’re still not over him being so mean to our favorite country cutie at the 2009 VMAs. Sure, we’d send him to Mars…and he can take his galaxy-sized ego with him.

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    The Cast of Jersey Shore

    This crazy crew really needs to shape up. Their drama is just way too big for this universe, let alone the planet.

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    Chris Brown

    We can’t wait to say bye-bye to this bad boy with a ruined rep. Hopefully, there won’t be any aliens on Mars for him to hurt.

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Which celeb would you like to send to Mars? Blog about it, babes.
 
Editor's note: Hey hunnies! Just a reminder that this post is meant to be fun, not serious. We're not really advocating quarantining people for bad behavior...or sending them to Mars.

BY KELLY MYSLINSKI ON 8/9/2012 10:00:00 AM

POSTED IN entertainment, Celebs, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, In the News, Robert Pattinson

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I'd like to send Michael Vick to Mars.

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by supersingershannon on 8/14/2012 11:20:20 PM

 
 

I just read all 76 comments, and most (not all) of them say, "Wow GL. That was really mean and rude. Everyone makes mistakes! Take this article down! We have freedom of speech!" I, for one, don't agree with that. No matter how many times GL says, "It's just a joke!" some of you people think that it's bullying and sending a bad message to teenage girls. Well, it's NOT bullying, it's just GL posting their opinion. It's not like these celebrities would actually read this! And how would YOU feel if you were the author and people were saying to take this article down? Grr.

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by Bobalina on 8/14/2012 11:15:09 PM

 
 



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Look, this is the last comment I am going to post about this, I promise. But I really want to know if articles about celeb gossip like this are going to be posted a lot on the website or if you are still going to post more advice type stuff. I also think that this article is fine but not good for GL's readers. Do you agree or do you think we are all just being dramatic about it? Please respond and don't say, "this was a joke," because we get that.

 

hey! well I think it's all how you look at things. If you're down and want to read a silly article I think this fits the bill pretty well, but I see your point. Thanks for commenting! 


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by beachgirl324 on 8/14/2012 6:01:22 PM

 
 

haha loved this! very smart.

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by luv-yhu-roxy on 8/14/2012 10:15:59 AM

 
 

@LovePeaceHope I know, i never said that u didn't. And if unare supposedley takingna stand against bullying, who are the bulies. Those of us who are simply agreeing with the article? Actualy i think if anyone is bullying it would be thoae of you who are telling us we have nonreaaon to send theeae people to mars. Just get over yourself already!

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by diamondgirl4404 on 8/12/2012 5:15:09 PM

 
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