Cold as ice
One day I was hanging out with my BGF, whom I had a crush on. I asked him if he wanted some water to drink, since we had been having a snowball fight in my backyard. He said yes, so I went to go get it from inside. When I came out, I couldn't find him anywhere! Suddenly, he and some of his friends jumped out and sprayed me with the garden hose, screaming "Drink this!" Instead of water coming out, a chunk of ice hit me in the lip and split it open. I needed several stitches, and he hasn't apologized to this day.