I don't get it--why'd he dump me?

My BF dumped me, and I don’t know why. I’m so nice and popular—how could anyone not like me? No one dumps me.
Dave: Newsflash! Someone did dump you. Perhaps your ex realized he could never be as nice as you. Good thing you have all that popularity to fall back on.
Bill: You’ll surely get through this just fine since you like yourself so much. A tad too much maybe? Perhaps your BF found you to be a bit…conceited.

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by Bill and Dave | 2/1/2016
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