This quick and witty comeback queen puts this meanie in his place!


On the first day of school, I met a new guy and I kind of liked him for a while. I found out I was in his class for the whole year and got really excited. Then one day after school, I was talking to my best friend and he walked up. He said to me, "Abe Lincoln just called he wants his facial hair back." I was in total shock but didn't just stand there. I quickly threw a sweet comeback at him: "Dracula just called. Apparently you're working overtime." Later, loser!

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by GL Reader | 2/1/2016
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