I SAT on the Kid I Was Babysitting For
One time I was watching a six-year-old girl and she wanted to play hide and seek. I agreed, letting her hide first. I turned my back to count and thought i heard her go upstairs. When I finished counting i went upstairs to look for her. I couldn't find her anywhere, and was getting really tired so I sat down on the couch for a sec. Turns out she was hiding under the cushions and I accidentally sat on her.