Ask Bill & Dave

Why do guys hate dances so much?


 
 
Bill: We’d love ’em if we could just watch the girls dance. Really, have you seen a bunch of guys dancing? We are rhythm-impaired. Remove the girls, and the scene looks like something from Night of the Living Dead. That’s why sports were invented, so guys could have a bunch of rules to prevent them from trying to dance. Society rests easier that way. 
 

Dave: Guys hate to dance so much because most of them can’t. But there is usually one guy who can, and he is invariably right next to you on the floor swinging girls around like they're on Dancing with the Stars. Dancing is just another example of the extent guys will go to make girls happy. We are willing to humiliate ourselves under the bright glare of strobe lights merely to be in your presence and have a legitimate reason to put our arms around you. If it were not for girls, dances would cease to exist.

 

 

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BY BILL AND DAVE ON 3/31/2014 12:00:00 AM

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