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My BF is too hot


 
My BF is hot. The prob? Girls are always attracted to him! We broke up because of it. We’re back together, and it’s weird: He does nothing, but girls act like he’s single. How do I mark my territory?
 
Bill: You could buy him a really big TV with all the sports channels, feed him pies and lock him in the house until he gains 200 pounds. You’d have him all to yourself and girls wouldn’t find him hot anymore. It might be better to only worry about stuff you can control, like the way you treat your BF, instead of things you can’t control, such as other people’s actions (and drooling).
 
Dave: So you’ve got a good-looking BF. He does nothing (besides be his hot self) to attract all this attention. This is a problem? As long as he’s good to you, enjoy your good fortune. He’s all yours, so be proud. As Bill pointed out, the alternative is having a BF nobody wants, so careful what you wish for. Although I admit, being hand-fed pies has a certain amount of appeal. 
 

BY BILL AND DAVE ON 11/18/2013 12:00:00 AM

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