Bill: Let’s go back to evolution. We guys had to hunt wooly mammoths, carve arrows and make fires. How interesting would you be if you evolved from that? As a gender, we’re not much to cheer about—but we’re great to have around if a wooly mammoth wanders by. 

Dave: Guys turn your words around because they’re too embarrassed to say what they really feel. It’s a difficult burden, but it’s the girl’s obligation to make a guy feel OK talking about clothes or Nicholas Sparks movies. But be careful what you wish for because you just might get it. Soon, he might actually break down and become downright girl-like. Do you want someone exactly like you or do you prefer your opposite?