Editor's Blog

Pizza? Psh! 6 things Taylor Swifts RED should come with

 
Last week, GL staffers were in the office late. Late late late. And they threw a li’l party, complete with a pie from Papa John’s. And guess what? They discovered that you can get a large, one-topping pizza and Tay’s new CD, Red, for only $22.

 

Now, the pizza was delish, but we’re not really feelin’ it as the ideal Red accompaniment. Here’s what we would give away with Tay’s latest album:

 

Pint of Ben & Jerry’s

 

A box of tissues—you know, the kind of lotion so your nose won’t get all red while you cry on camera

 

A roaring fire…so you can burn pics of your ex

 

A voodoo doll. What? Who does revenge better than Tay?

 

A cupcake pan. Let’s not joke around, here.

 

A diary stained with tears. Optional upgrade? Glittery guitar.
 

 

Kidding, kidding! Kind of. What do YOU wish your Taylor CD came with?

BY BRITTANY TAYLOR ON 12/13/2012 5:55:00 PM

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