Ask Bill & Dave

I don't get it--why'd he dump me?

 
 
 
My BF dumped me, and I don’t know why. I’m so nice and popular—how could anyone not like me? No one dumps me.
 
Dave: Newsflash! Someone did dump you. Perhaps your ex realized he could never be as nice as you. Good thing you have all that popularity to fall back on.
 
Bill: You’ll surely get through this just fine since you like yourself so much. A tad too much maybe? Perhaps your BF found you to be a bit…conceited.
 
 

BY BILL AND DAVE ON 9/9/2013 1:00:00 PM

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