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1

When you see your crush from across the caf, you…

A) wave hello if he happens to catch you looking at him.
B) go and sit at the same table just so he’ll notice you.
C) feel your heart plop into your gut while your cheeks heat up in a blush.
D) do nothing because he probably wouldn’t acknowledge you anyway.
E) watch to see who he’s with and where he’s sitting to make sure other girls aren’t swooping on your territory.

2	He’s so smart that teachers have stopped calling on him in class just to give other students the chance to participate. Far as you’re concerned, that makes him… A) irritatingly geeky. B) curiously interesting. C) ambitiously boring. D) surprisingly smart. E) ironically rebellious.

3

You were thinking about asking him to a dance but were afraid because…

A) he shows up to dances but only because he’s the DJ.
B) he’s never shown up to a dance before because he hates cheesy school-dance music.
C) you’ve never seen him at a dance before.
D) every time you talk to him, he seems to be in his own world.
E) you heard two other girls want to ask him.

4

He sits alone, never talks and doesn’t participate in school activities because…

A) he can’t stand how everyone is just a mindless drone allowing society to spoon-feed globalized, individual-crushing culture through the corporate-controlled TV and information machine of the failing (duh) democratic system.
B) the super-loner prefers the company of a book.
C) he’s shy, and school stuff just isn’t what butters his muffin.
D) he’s a foreign exchange student who speaks an unusual language that makes him spray it, not say it.
E) he only dates college girls.

5	One of the following guys likes you: A) A hot but way-dumb dude. B) A hot but two-years-and-seven-and-a-half-months-younger-than-you boy. C) A hot but well-known two-timing cheater. D) A hot but boring guy. E) A hot but sort-of mean machine.

6	When he offered to help you with your homework, you… A) thought he was being nice. B) thought it was a practical joke. C) thought he figured you were stupid. D) thought he needed a breath mint. E) thought he was hitting on you.

7

He plays in a band and wears lots of black clothes with studs. This makes you…

A) wish he would just dress like a normal person.
B) daydream about your punk-rock wedding.
C) convinced he’s a complete poser.
D) want to set him up with your goth neighbor.
E) a little uneasy, but he’s so cute you see past the spiked jewelry.

8

He’s a member of lots of school clubs, but you never see him at after-school stuff you’re into. This is…

A) fine by you, as long as he at least wants to go out on Saturday nights.
B) fine by you, because you don’t want to date someone with your exact same interests.
C) fine by you, but he’d better not diss your extracurriculars.
D) fine by you, but you’re not sure what you guys could talk about.
E) fine by you, as long as he’s a good kisser.

9

He’s never spoken to you, but you’ve caught him looking at you in class. To you, that’s…

A) the cutest thing ever.
B) not totally lame, but a guy should know how to approach a girl.
C) annoyingly shy, and makes you feel kind of self-conscious.
D) scary, like he’s some sicko stalker or something.
E) awesome, because everyone knows that’s what he does when he likes a girl.

10	When you’re alone with a guy, what do you value the most? A) Laughing. B) Going places. C) Doing stuff you both like. D) Just “being.” E) Kissing.

11	One way you’re sure a guy likes you is when he… A) calls. B) performs a song he wrote about you and then smashes his guitar to pieces over his amp. C) writes your history paper for you. D) stares. E) asks you out.

Are you crushing on the wrong guy?