Puppy love? Puh-lease

This boy has been asking me out for three years now, and finally got my number. When I was texting him one time, he said, "Our love for each other is like the love you had for your dog. But your dog's...

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Don't bet on it, bozo

I was going out with this guy and one day he accidentally texted me this: "When do I get the $20 for dating that idiot?" So apparently I can be bought. We have now been broken up for a whole year. Love this...

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Can't stomach these scumbags

OK, I told my BFF who I like. She told another girl, who likes him too. Then that girl told my crush. Now I don't like him anymore, because the first time I tried to talk to him after that he screamed, "I...

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Rah rah rude

So, one day I was sitting with my friend talking about cheerleading, and this guy hears us, and says to me, "You're a cheerleader?" I said yes back, and after that he said completely serious, "I thought cheerleaders were supposed to be attractive."...

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Bullies on the bus

My best friend (a.k.a. the new girl) had a BF that was so called "popular." He and my crush sat behind us on the bus. One day while riding the bus home, he said "I'm surprised that you're able to fit in...

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Please silence all jerks

My friend had invited me to see a movie with her and a "group of friends." When she told me who was going it was a guy we both barely knew, her and me. My friend and I got there at the...

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Kick this kissing creep to the curb

My boyfriend (now ex) and I were walking home. It was sweet till we got too my door step. This was a new relationship, so I was nervously laughing. That and I had no clue what was gonna happen. What felt was like...

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Close the books on this bozo

I went out with my first BF for a year. For our anniversary I was planning to take him to an Angels game, his favorite team. A couple days before, he had his friend break up with me while I was...

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Major slip-up

My boyfriend at the time and I were headed to our spring fling. I was dressed in a two-piece gown and I felt so awesome. You know, the ones that are strapless up top with the big flowy bottom. I got out...

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Cry me a fibber

I recently broke up with a boyfriend I went out with for a whopping six months, so of course I was upset when he started going out with someone else. He told one of my friends (and she told me), "I don't...

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