My besties and I went to the pool this past weekend. My crush was there, so we took the chairs next to him and his friends.  I got the courage to flirt with him by asking him to put sunscreen on my back. He said sure. Little did I realize that he smeared some sunscreen off so that his initials would burn into my back! I called him out on it and he said, "Well, since I have no desire to go out with you, I figured I'd give you a nice memento of me instead." Ugh, what a jerk!