BILL: The “rules” say you can’t have more than one BF. So make a list—BF on one side, new guy on the other. Write down the things you really care about, and see who scores highest. Just hope you don’t end up with a tie.

DAVE: Flip a coin? Rock/paper/scissors? There’s no easy answer, but be sure it’s worth it before leaving a guy you know you like for one you think you like. It’s only a matter of time before a computer program is invented to determine the compatibility of two people. Until then, it’s purely a game of chance.

by Bill and Dave | 2/1/2016