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You’ve probably already heard that NASA just landed a rover on Mars. (News to you? CLICK HERE). No people are up there yet, but when they start sending them, we have a few ideas of who we’d like to be the first to go.


Check out our list of celebs we think might fare better on another planet, away from Earth.
 
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    This Southern sweetie-turned-saucy just got engaged. Hopefully she’ll get married on a rocketship that’ll take her light-years away.

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    Kristen Stewart

    K-Stew just cheated on her beau of four years. Um, hello! R-Patz is such a cutie. Maybe on Mars she can have some R&R and think about what she did.

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    The Cast of Jersey Shore

    This crazy crew really needs to shape up. Their drama is just way too big for this universe, let alone the planet.

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Which celeb would you like to send to Mars? Blog about it, babes.
 
Editor's note: Hey hunnies! Just a reminder that this post is meant to be fun, not serious. We're not really advocating quarantining people for bad behavior...or sending them to Mars.

BY KELLY MYSLINSKI ON 8/9/2012 10:00:00 AM

POSTED IN entertainment, Celebs, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, In the News, Robert Pattinson

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To the people telling the girls against this bullying article to calm down, stop it please. We have our right to freedom of speech.

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by LovePeaceHope on 8/10/2012 1:16:58 PM

 
 

I found this artical really funny! And i <3 GL a lot more for not listening to the people who dont like it and taking it down like some people are saying. You go GL!

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by elevenbailey on 8/10/2012 1:14:19 PM

 
 

(In response to sophlida)

Actually, this article is taking away GL's originality. It is making it become just like almost every other teen and tween magazine out there, with gossip and trashing celebs and all that junk. I am not at all wasting my time. I am speaking up for what I believe in, and if that is time-wasting, then you telling me to better myself is just as time wasting.
I respect that we get freedom of speech. But you need to understand that I have the right of freedom of speech just as well. And though Girlslife has freedom of speech too, it does NOT mean I have to just stand around and take it. I for one am against bullying which is why I took a stand and told GL how rude this is. Now I think you should stop bullying me and HowToLove and learn to speak your opinion without trashing others.

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by LovePeaceHope on 8/10/2012 1:11:51 PM

 
 

Guys, CALM DOWN. It's just a joke.There's no need to get all mad at GL for posting this. They're just expressing who THEY don't like,just like you do in some of these comments. They can share their opinion too.
On the other hand,I thought GL LIKED Miley!!

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by FrenchRose on 8/10/2012 12:43:50 PM

 
 

When writing an article like this, it should be done light heartedly for it's clearly a joke. Reading this, I knew it was a joke but it still just sounded rude. Celebrities get comments like these all the time, but in my opinion, this article goes against everything that Girls' Life promotes. To me, Girls' Life is about self confidence and being the best you can be. I don't think that it's the kind of magazine that should be used to point out people's flaws. There are normal, non famous, girls out there who have gotten into trouble like the people in this article have. There are also some who are on there way there. This article is no way empowering to any people headed down the wrong path, or anyone in general. It's so negative. And yes, I understand that it was a joke. I just think that the audience of a magazine should be considered when writing articles like this.

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by crazyshortie13 on 8/10/2012 12:39:45 PM

 
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