Small-minded jerk

There was this super flirty guy in my science class, and he was totally hitting on me. I thought he was an okay guy, until he used the stupid guy expression "Calm your tits!" on me. I gave him a "what?" face and he said, "Oh right, you don't have any cause you're small." Needless to say, he's not getting a girl anytime soon.

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by GL reader | 2/1/2016
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