No way, hose-ay
I was on my back deck tanning in my swimsuit, but I had untied the halter strap so I wouldn't have a bad tan line. I was all comfy on my chair until my brother started spraying me with a hose. I sat up and yelled at him...until someone started laughing. I turned around and saw my crush in the next backyard over, hanging out with my neighbor. And there I was, totally topless. The next time I saw him, he just winked and said, "Nice tan!"