Miss Mean Jeans
I was sitting in class last year, and I stood up to sharpen a pencil. When I was gone, this mean chick in my class dumped her chocolate cupcake in my seat. I wasn't paying attention, and when I sat down, the cupcake squished all over my skinny jeans. It looked like I'd had an accident! The whole class laughed hysterically. Even today they still call me cupcake.