Big girl slide = big girl blunders
I was on a water ride on vacation, and I was in a float. On the ride, there were two slides; one for younger kids and the other for older kids. I wanted to get on the one for older kids, but the water was pushing me towards the younger kids slide. So I tried to stand up, but I was stuck in the float. After pushing through the water for a while, I finally stood up! As I was congratulating myself in my head, I got weird looks from people. My bikini bottom fell off!