Say what?

My school always has an assembly where the people who get straight A's get to take part in a game. Well, my crush and I were in a pie-eating contest. I let him win because I didn't want him to think I was a pig, but there was whipped cream everywhere after the contest. When I went back to the bleachers, I slipped on the cream and a tampon fell out of my pocket.
Later in the day in a class where I sit by my crush, the teacher came up to me and said, "You dropped this tampon during the assembly. I don't think anyone noticed, but you should try the Playtex brand next time. They’re better." My crush saw and heard the whole thing and said to me later, “Wow. I’d hate to be you right now!" Yikes!

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by GL Reader | 2/1/2016
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